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Old 04-07-06, 11:46 AM   #1
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From today's Times.

"Proof that the law is an ass comes from the Indian state of Tamil Nadu. A donkey used in demonstrations against “unmotivated and mulish” local authorities was arrested on the orders of a judge and kept overnight in police cells. The animal has been freed, but controversy over its custody continues. Police are suing the protesters for animal cruelty. They, in turn, have countersued. The owners of the donkey plan to sue both groups."


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Old 04-07-06, 12:46 PM   #2
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From today's Times.

"Proof that the law is an ass comes from the Indian state of Tamil Nadu. A donkey used in demonstrations against “unmotivated and mulish” local authorities was arrested on the orders of a judge and kept overnight in police cells. The animal has been freed, but controversy over its custody continues. Police are suing the protesters for animal cruelty. They, in turn, have countersued. The owners of the donkey plan to sue both groups."


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Nice ot see blame/compensation and the PC culture has hit India - it must have been all that out-sourcing from the West!

A couple of other interesting stories there too - the reversal of the Witchcraft ban in Zimbabwe, although I found the story on pain more interesting. Would a man really tolerate more pain if applied by a 21 year old woman in skirt and high heels?
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Old 04-07-06, 12:51 PM   #3
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Would a man really tolerate more pain if applied by a 21 year old woman in skirt and high heels?
I reckon: It's probably the reason for nurse's uniforms.
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Old 04-07-06, 12:55 PM   #4
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...however after much investigation, it was beleived that he may have been used in drug trafficing...the spokesperson said "we believe that he is a mule"

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I always wanted a pet donkey called Oaty
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...however after much investigation, it was beleived that he may have been used in drug trafficing...the spokesperson said "we believe that he is a mule"

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Old 04-07-06, 02:05 PM   #6
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The owner of the donkey plans to sue both groups."
It won't work and he ough.....he ough.....he ought to know better
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Old 04-07-06, 02:25 PM   #7
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Groooaaaannnnn!


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Groooaaaannnnn!


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They can get much worse
the law is deffinatly an ass
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Old 04-07-06, 05:10 PM   #10
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I gather they could not hear any replies to the charges, was feeling a little horse!

*is passed coat* Another taxi please
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