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12-07-06, 01:14 PM

" Can I have some Irish Sausages please?" asked Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was

Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was
French?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase."

BillyC · 12-07-06, 01:20 PM

I liked that!

12-07-06, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyC

I liked that!

As did the ppeps in my office. Excellent

12-07-06, 01:35 PM

my wifes nan.. when she was alive bless her--

on holiday ... years ago.. she asked for a kilometre of pears.!!

12-07-06, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

my wifes nan.. when she was alive bless her--

on holiday ... years ago.. she asked for a kilometre of pears.!!

If we're going OT and on to what coffin-dodgers have said. A girl I used to share a house with went to University in Swansea. She got a postcard from her gran which said "Your Wales is a lovely country, but it must get dark in the winter with all those mountains". Eh?
She also used to put peas in fruit cake.

12-07-06, 05:09 PM

Mocking the Irish on the Twelfth of July. I thought that was only done over here

12-07-06, 05:10 PM

teee hee heee hee hee hee good un

x

12-07-06, 06:10 PM

if we stay "ON TOPIC"

all we will get is the same joke over and over again

12-07-06, 06:12 PM

12-07-06, 07:50 PM

12-07-06, 01:14 PM	#1
Marshall Guest Posts: n/a	Joke " Can I have some Irish Sausages please?" asked Paddy The Assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya? The assistant says, "Well no". "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?" The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase."

12-07-06, 01:20 PM	#2
BillyC Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The exiles of Kent Posts: 2,184	I liked that! __________________ SV650 K3 - Gone. Now a member of the SV650.org Kawasaki brigade!

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12-07-06, 01:35 PM	#4
Quiff Wichard Guest Posts: n/a	my wifes nan.. when she was alive bless her-- on holiday ... years ago.. she asked for a kilometre of pears.!!

12-07-06, 05:09 PM	#6
UlsterSV Guest Posts: n/a	Mocking the Irish on the Twelfth of July. I thought that was only done over here

12-07-06, 05:10 PM	#7
kitten Guest Posts: n/a	teee hee heee hee hee hee good un x

12-07-06, 06:10 PM	#8
Quiff Wichard Guest Posts: n/a	if we stay "ON TOPIC" all we will get is the same joke over and over again