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19-09-06, 03:49 PM
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The old farmer
One evening the 80 year old farmer decided to go down to his pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Some old men can still think fast... |
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19-09-06, 04:00 PM
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 I don't think it's anything to do with thinking fast but a lifetime of thinking unerringly along that track... :P |
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19-09-06, 05:29 PM
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19-09-06, 10:33 PM
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20-09-06, 11:40 AM
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hehehe very good
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