wasp joke

The worlds leading expert in wasps was walking down the high street when he noticed in the local HMV window...
"The world of Wasps" on vinyl.

Excited. He entered the shop and asked the young assistant if he could listen to a few tracks before purchasing the item.
So off he went to a sound proof booth, put on his head phones and lowered the needle on the record.

The poor fellow was mortified when he couldn't recognise the type of wasp he was listening too, so he skipped through to the next track...same thing again, by now he was having pulpatations and sweats, "im supposed to be the worlds leading expert in wasps and i cant recognise any of theses, what am i going to do?"

*stick with it, i'm building the tension for you, it's worth it...honest*


He walks out of the booth, head held low, tears streaming down his face,
The young assistant asks what's wrong,
Too which our wasp expert explains about being the steven hawkin of the wasp world and yet he didnt recognise any on the album.

"Oh dont worry about it" said the young assistant.








"You were listening to the BEE side"

I thank you

Yours
Cuffy
Comedy Genius

another classic from Cuffy

[21QUEST]

Yeah, well worth the the wait


Cheers
Ben

Originally Posted by cuffy

The worlds leading expert in wasps was walking down the high street when he noticed in the local HMV window...
"The world of Wasps" on vinyl.

Excited. He entered the shop and asked the young assistant if he could listen to a few tracks before purchasing the item.
So off he went to a sound proof booth, put on his head phones and lowered the needle on the record.

The poor fellow was mortified when he couldn't recognise the type of wasp he was listening too, so he skipped through to the next track...same thing again, by now he was having pulpatations and sweats, "im supposed to be the worlds leading expert in wasps and i cant recognise any of theses, what am i going to do?"

*stick with it, i'm building the tension for you, it's worth it...honest*


He walks out of the booth, head held low, tears streaming down his face,
The young assistant asks what's wrong,
Too which our wasp expert explains about being the steven hawkin of the wasp world and yet he didnt recognise any on the album.

"Oh dont worry about it" said the young assistant.








"You were listening to the BEE side"

I thank you

Yours
Cuffy
Comedy Genius

hjaaaa haaas`teeee heeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! heeeeeeee!!!!!!

[Stingo]

Hooray!!

[tinpants]

Better than your usual efforts. Just.