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27-10-06, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly.
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Stress problems?
Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
Man - "I've got an orange w1lly!" Doc - "What?" Man - "My w1lly - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?" Man - "Not really" Doc - "What about stress at work?" Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack" Doc - "That sounds very stressful." >Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated" Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?" Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got." Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier." Doc - "I see, what about your social life?" Man - "Social life? I don't really have one." Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?" Man - "Watch p0rn and eat Wotsits." 
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27-10-06, 11:33 AM
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27-10-06, 11:42 AM
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27-10-06, 12:29 PM
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I love that joke. Was thinking about posting it myself.
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27-10-06, 12:31 PM
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urgh... i hate wotsits! they smell!!!
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quallity
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