got broken in to lastnight

about 3am last night some little **** tried to break in my house, he climbed on to the roof and tried to get through a tiny open window. My housemate was sleeping in the room (scary!) and managed to wake up and chase him away - unsurprisingly a kid in a hoodie with a group of mates all on bikes. The police came round at 4am for a statement and all i could hear was her radio reporting more burglary attempts in this immediate area, all matching the description of these kids. Within half an hour there were 4 call outs for these kids! what little ****s! Its just sad that nothing will every come of this, the system protects them far too much. And that they were stupid enough not to try the unlocked front door :P

Sorry to hear this, but glad they didn't get away with it. Unfortuneately you're right, they probably will get off relatively scot free. Life was better back when you could give little scrotes a good hiding when they stepped out of line

Bleeders!

Last time I heard someone messing outside (by my bike) at 3am I rushed out with my samurai sword.....only to be confronted by one of my housemates a little the worse for wear.

Sorry to hear it mate, bet you,ll lock your front door tonite !

Next time let the little ****er in and kick the **** out of him. Kill him if you can, it's not like somebody is going to come looking for him is it?

Bloody hell I need to calm down!

After Mrs Tiger and I were assaulted by a burglar in our flat we went out and got riotously, stomach-pumpingly drunk with our mates. It helped, but I'm still angry 10 years later...

well luckily there was no damage. But with the guys in my house in to ice climbing; they'd break in to find 2 guys with huge ice axes, and me with a baseball bat. Bring it on!

oh, and the police came round today for prints, apparently they do 10 a day just in my area. - a small outskirt of manchester with a relatively good safe reputation

Aaaah but we all know the scrotes 'commute' to the nicer areas to commit burglary.

about 4 years ago me and a friend of mine found an intruder, and it was a burgler walking in to his bedroom where his mrs was asleep, the guy had come through the bathroom window, and had already been in his childs room and taken his psp, ps2, and games..
again dark hoodie and a big duffle bag,
he turned round and saw us standing there then pulled a knife out..
he tried a few times with the knife untill my friend grabbed him and i proceeded to destroy his face, sounds quite grim. but we took him down and handcuffed him (dont ask as they were fluffy lol, ) the police were round in minutes and it was al over, we had to go to court but we won on grounds of reasonable force was used, as the offender tried to turn it on us??
id do it tomorrow again if some one was in my house.

Originally Posted by lylej

about 4 years ago me and a friend of mine found an intruder, and it was a burgler walking in to his bedroom where his mrs was asleep, the guy had come through the bathroom window, and had already been in his childs room and taken his psp, ps2, and games..
again dark hoodie and a big duffle bag,
he turned round and saw us standing there then pulled a knife out..
he tried a few times with the knife untill my friend grabbed him and i proceeded to destroy his face, sounds quite grim. but we took him down and handcuffed him (dont ask as they were fluffy lol, ) the police were round in minutes and it was al over, we had to go to court but we won on grounds of reasonable force was used, as the offender tried to turn it on us??
id do it tomorrow again if some one was in my house.

well done that man! i woke when i heard it, but thought it was just a bad dream. Wish i'd run outside! my housemate would have if it wasn't for a small broken leg issue :P

nice one lylej. "Destroyed his face" lol.