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I am being systematically & mercilessily tortured.
First my oppresor started with the Sleep Deprivation techniques - ver y effective, then there was the smell from the Dirty Protests. The smell could strip wall paper Now, Sensory Deprivation. I had to get the tube in today with the rest of the flotsam & jetsom of London life. Why? My cat ate my spectacles. What next, hide my bike keys? I will get my revenge: |
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It's all very funny, but on a serious note, thats why I don't want pets. They just interfere with your life. I prefer human friends, which are more fun, can talk, and don't eat your glasses
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Said it before - Cats are spawn of the devil. Dogs rool!
Says he who was ceaning up **** at 2.00 am this morning |
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I gotcha there. I've stayed up all night and I couldn't find my glasses lol
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oh yeah and they weren't on top of my head...like my friend has done before
they were on the side of the bed ![]() |
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Looks like you need a guide dog kinvig.lol
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Excellent. Our one year old girl cat has taken to 'playing' with the birds on the chimney.........as in the one on the top of the house!
![]() It is also a fact that Cats are cleverer than dogs (apart from our Mabel! ![]() ........you would never get nine cats pulling a sledge in the snow! I rest my case. ![]() |
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