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Old 07-06-07, 08:45 PM   #1
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18 months of peace and the dreaded day that yobbo fickhead teenagers are back has arrived...well about a week or three.
Clasped in hand large cider vessel climbing up telegraph pole,
take fridge found in someones yard and take it for a ride on the park
Chav's r us we shop in
Girls get so drunk fall asleep in hedge
walk in front of menacing bird biker expecting not to get run over, on purpose


I hate this time of year, I hate chav teens, I can't move out of chav central have tried before, daren't threaten em too much they come back for more. A police dispertion order didn't work neither

Does anyone else have this problem???
could rant more but it could take a while

Whats folks views on these vile creatures?
I hope my son doesn't turn into one
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Old 07-06-07, 08:54 PM   #2
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seeing as though we live on't'moors..a man and a van could be added to the equation .....hmmmm now would they find their way home???
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Old 07-06-07, 09:05 PM   #4
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Old 07-06-07, 09:11 PM   #5
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my bloke keeps offering to do that..its naughty
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Old 07-06-07, 09:38 PM   #6
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they is all scared really, beat the f**k out of them first, no more problems. I find the threat of fire bombing their house while they sleep effective, or threats of extreme physical violence works. Saying that i can be quite intimidating when i want to be!! LOL
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unfortunately we have the 'do what we say or we'll firebomb yourhouse variety. A woman down the street who kept telling them off politely?!? had her windows in their frames for two weeks in total for the entire year of 2005. Reason its been so quiet til now is they've all been locked up or on some sort of holiday..
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Old 07-06-07, 09:50 PM   #8
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Kids round my way gather on the corner of the next road as the bloke there is a car scrap merchant. They all drive Corsa's and Saxo's with dustbin sized exhausts but they arent a bad bunch, I thought London was supposed to be the rough place in England but we seem to have less trouble with kids than you lot up North.
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Old 07-06-07, 09:52 PM   #9
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fight fire with fire, personally i am for a bit of one on one punishment beating, get one on their own if they have threatened you, go somewhere that no one can see, seriously f**k him/her up, and inform them politly that if there are any reprisals on you that the next time you will put them in hospital for a lon time!! If you do a good enough job the first time then they will belive that you are a Pshyco and not want to take the chance!! Or get someone not from around there to do them over and then give the same threat, stops trouble! well it worked in Northern Irland for the IRA, UVF UDA etc to police their own streets. The local yobs dont really bother anyone of their own as the fear of serious reprisals stops them.
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Old 07-06-07, 09:58 PM   #10
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Know how you feel, can get a bit scary at times. I feel for you.
In my case I had a few friends that are quite large and scary ( being bouncers ) help me out. I just asked them if they could come round one night.
They did and since then we have had no trouble.
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