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Old 12-07-07, 09:44 AM   #1
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Default What I learnt today

Making breakfast today, I decided to read the labels for once.

The allergy advice was amazing

Eggs - be careful, they contain egg.

Milk - again, care must be taken, as it contains milk

And out of curiosity, i picked up a bag of mixed nuts. Bad news for those alergic to nuts - they contain nuts and traces of other nuts...



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Old 12-07-07, 09:47 AM   #2
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I've got a bag of dried fruit...

Allergy advice goes like this:

Recipe: No nuts. Ingredients: Cannot guarantee nut free.


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Old 12-07-07, 09:49 AM   #3
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I've got a bag of dried fruit...

Allergy advice goes like this:

Recipe: No nuts. Ingredients: Cannot guarantee nut free.

How did we survive before the 'Nanny State' kicked in?
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Old 12-07-07, 09:53 AM   #4
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Government: May Contain Nuts
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Old 12-07-07, 09:54 AM   #5
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Its mad innit? You gotta be really stupid to pick up a box of eggs and have to be told it contains eggs.

I blame america, and its "sue everyone" attitude

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Old 12-07-07, 09:56 AM   #6
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I'm nuts and I'm allergic to government.
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Old 12-07-07, 10:03 AM   #7
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I watched Lee Evans the other night, his line in regards to the packet of nuts: "i'd be p1ssed off if a socket set fell out"
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Old 12-07-07, 12:45 PM   #8
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On a McDonalds coffe cup - "WARNING- contents may be hot".

No sh*t.
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Old 12-07-07, 12:55 PM   #9
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On a McDonalds coffe cup - "WARNING- contents may be hot".

No sh*t.
Should be 'May contain McDonalds coffee'.
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Old 12-07-07, 05:28 PM   #10
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or caution! ingredients unknown
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