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Old 20-07-07, 02:42 PM   #1
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Pigeons in Kingston, Surrey.

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Old 20-07-07, 02:45 PM   #2
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Couldn't get past the £14000

Fourteen thousand squid?????
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Old 20-07-07, 02:51 PM   #3
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Mix a load of Bicarbonate of Soda with stale bread......

Leave it around the town - ok so you have to pick up the carcases of the exploding pidgeons, but shouldn't cost that much - put a 10p bounty on each one and let the kids earn some pocket money clearing up.

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Old 20-07-07, 03:06 PM   #4
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Old 20-07-07, 03:17 PM   #5
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Police permission has been obtained for the shoot, which will be carried out in the early hours of the morning. The programme will cost nearly £14,000, with half of that allocated for the first year alone.
Say what?! I'd do 'em in for £100 petrol money and £5 per dead bird. Unless they have more than 2780 pigeons they want culled, they'd be quids in.
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Leave it around the town - ok so you have to pick up the carcases of the exploding pigeons
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Old 20-07-07, 03:23 PM   #7
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Even easier - leave bread by the vacum vents of the chemistry labs at the uni. Some first year's horribly failed experiment will release noxious gases to kill 'em all

Damn pigeons are annoying though, they dont leave you alone when eating your lunch..

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Read the comments..read the comments...
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Even easier - leave bread by the vacum vents of the chemistry labs at the uni. Some first year's horribly failed experiment will release noxious gases to kill 'em all

Damn pigeons are annoying though, they dont leave you alone when eating your lunch..

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When you are making up your Ham and Cheese sandwiches in the morning, make up a Bicarb of Soda one for the pidgeons.

If you time it right they wont start going off until you have finished eating
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When you are making up your Ham and Cheese sandwiches in the morning, make up a Bicarb of Soda one for the pidgeons.

If you time it right they wont start going off until you have finished eating
LOL That'll make lunchtimes more interesting

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