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Old 11-10-07, 08:21 AM   #1
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Default Your chance to date an .orger

Someone's got to go first. No 50-100 word summary. All about me is here anyways: www.kinvig.me.uk

Briefly: Sports on Extreme Channel, guitar based music, yoga, song writing.

Oh, yeah - 33 (and three quarters), 5 ft 6, gym addict (except recently).

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About you? There's a few easy ones in here:

Curvey or pointy
South Park or Simpsons
Chocolates or Flowers
skiing or snowboarding
breakfast or dinner
Surfing or body boarding
inny or outy
Star Wars or The Empire Strikes Back
Night out or night in
Beer or cider
Belly pan or rear hugger
Football or rugby
needed or wanted
Beatles or the Stones
Dog or cat
Ice Skating or roller skating
Serenity or Serendipity
Paltrow or Jolie
Summer or Winter
Hammett or Mustaine
Breakfast Club or Fight Club
Yes or No

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Old 11-10-07, 08:25 AM   #2
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About you? There's a few easy ones in here:

Curvey
Simpsons
Flowers
skiing or snowboarding - neither
dinner
Surfing or body boarding - neither
inny
Star Wars
night in
Beer
rear hugger
Football
needed or wanted - eh?
the Stones
Dog
Ice Skating
Serenity or Serendipity - eh?
Paltrow or Jolie - neither
Summer
Hammett or Mustaine - eh?
Fight Club
Yes

PM or Email
hope that helps

if you want a picture go to facebook sv.org. group

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Old 11-10-07, 09:04 AM   #3
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Oh, yeah - 32 5 ft 6, gym addict

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About you? There's a few easy ones in here:

Curvey
Simpsons
Chocolates or Flowers none
snowboarding
breakfast
Surfing
outy
The Empire Strikes Back
Night out
Beer
rear hugger
rugby league
wanted
Beatles
Dog
roller skating
Serenity
Jolie
Summer
Hammett
Fight Club
Yes

PM or Email
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Old 11-10-07, 09:06 AM   #4
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oh yeah, forgot to say. i'm 39 and 1/12th, 6ft 3, blonde, can be a bit of a charmer - some call it cheesey - good sense of humour, gas central heating, double aspect lounge.
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Old 11-10-07, 09:20 AM   #5
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Default Re: Your chance to date an .orger

Gas central heating?
Is that a roundabout way of saying you suffer from flatulence?
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Old 11-10-07, 09:31 AM   #6
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and the double aspect lounge implies i'm two faced

prolly
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Old 11-10-07, 09:35 AM   #7
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And bang goes this thread.

Im more worried that keith chose Rear Hugger? Trying to tell us something sweetcheeks?
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Old 11-10-07, 10:12 AM   #8
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ah! is it a euphamism?

if i'd known i'd have highlighted and underlined rear hugger
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Old 11-10-07, 11:40 AM   #9
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I think i've figured out why you haven't been innundated by (serious) responses to your heartfelt offer - it all comes down to the photo supplied

now it makes sense that if you're doing a dating ad, you're gonna use the best pic you have of yourself.

But if the best pic you have of yourself is essentially you totally covered up, it doesn't bode too well for potential laydeez. unless of course you're looking for a laydee who also looks best totally covered up, in which case you might like to additionally send your pic out to some largely Muslim countries, to broaden your potential field of applicants

however if, as I'm sure is in fact the case, you are a prime example of the male species but just a bit shy and showing yerself off, then how about you be brave and change your pic to something a bit more revealing as it would at least give us non-single girls something to look at over lunch
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Old 11-10-07, 11:45 AM   #10
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would at least give us non-single girls something to lose our lunch over
Fixed for ya Fizz
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