help!!!!

[shifter]

How do you get a bird off the phone that wont stop going on and on and on, quick because my ear is bleeding!!!:smt013

[leemole]

tell her to F off ??

[Frank]

how rude

[leemole]

gets the job done ! :)

[shifter]

Very nearly did, but I'm too polite for my own good. Just did almost an entire battery, read this entire forum and checked out some other web sites while she talked complete crap at me!!!
sorry rant over

[DoubleD]

shout 'OH MY GOD' then hang up

[Shellywoozle]

Put the phone down ! Simple hun

[shifter]

Oh god Finaly got her off the phone, now she's texting me. AAAAAAAARRRRRRgh

[Law]

Just have a tape recording of your voice saying "yes.....yes" on a playback loop to the phone so it sounds like you're listening and agreeing with her, and then walk off and do something better.

[shifter]

Nearly 50mins and I can't remember a thing she actualy said

[Stig]

If you were really that concerned you would have either switched the phone off or unplugged the line. :rolleyes:

[Law]

Who is this bird anyway? Is she hot? :lol:

[shifter]

If you don't overly like your pet Rabbit

[missyburd]

do the classic "ccchhhhhhcchcchhhhhcrackleccccrackle....you're breaking up love......gonna have to go.....cccracklepopppp....byeeee" :D works everytime!

P.S. anyone come up with a better way of writing that, I hate typing sound effects! Or one that resembles the blowing of a raspberry, impossible!

[monkey]

The answer to your question was posted by yourself in post number 5. "My battery's dying and the charger's at work/my Dad borrowed it/it fell down the toilet".

Simple.

Or say you need a big poo.
:D

[Drew Carey]

Boy she must have it bad for you big style!!!!!!!

You could say....."Sorry love......my misses is about to boil my bunny, must go"......doubt it would work but would probably shift her from the phone.

Drew

[Frank]

she gone yet?

[hovis]

what did she want?

last time i had this, i said hang on a minute, put the phone next to my PC speaker, and went out, leaving them listening to a nice bit of SLAYER

[shifter]

what did she want?

last time i had this, i said hang on a minute, put the phone next to my PC speaker, and went out, leaving them listening to a nice bit of SLAYER

I still don't know I wasn't really listening:rolleyes:

[Shellywoozle]

I still don't know I wasn't really listening:rolleyes:

Is she your misses ????

[shifter]

Nope, just some random I met when I was playing a gig

[missyburd]

Why so difficult to hang up on her then? :confused:

[shifter]

As I said before, I'm too polite for my own good sometimes

[DoubleD]

get a new number and the latest new mobile phone, sorted

[Bear]

Interrupt her constantly in the middle of sentences by going "yep, uh-huh, oh right" when you aren't supposed to, laugh inappropriately (again, in the middle of her sentences). If this doesn't work, then mention something to do with sex involving live goats, an industrial sized tub of swarfega (with cleansing granules) and a her sister/mother/brother/best friend. If she stays on the phone, write down her number and forward it to me at the usual address...

[Baph]

Just a random bird you met at a gig, and you couldn't hang up? :lol:

She has to be hot, but as she talks crap for almost an hour, without actually saying anything, a bunny boiler.

Stay clear. Next time she calls, get a female mate to answer the phone. :thumbsup: ;)

[Richie]

ask her if she wants to speak to your mate Tone.....
then put the phone down.

[Speedy Claire]

Tell her your girlfriends just come home!

or..........

tell her your boyfriends just come home and is calling for you

or..........

tell her your battery`s about to go dead then hang up

or.........

tell her you have just had the results of your tests from local GMU clinic and they`re positive

or.........

just tell her the truth, that she`s boring the pants off you and you don`t wanna speak to her then block her number from your phone!

or........

if you`re too polite to do all of the above give me her number and i`ll ring her pretending to be your girlfriend :D

[Grinch]

Fart or Belch loudly.

[missyburd]

Or just tell her you're flattered but just not interested. End of. :smt102

[leemole]

or back to the good ol F off :)

[shifter]

Perhaps I should find out how you do one of those polls, and let let the readers decide

[Lozzo]

an industrial sized tub of swarfega (with cleansing granules)

You're learning :D

[Lozzo]

Tell her your girlfriends just come

or..........

tell her your boyfriends just come

These would be my options too.