my god im crap

[blueto]

:smt081:smt037:smt047 what a crock

always new it was! Bigger = better gentlemen! heard it here first!

[Wideboy]

me thinks me is going to make another attempt tomorrow :compress:

[Blue_SV650S]

me thinks me is going to make another attempt tomorrow :compress:

So you don't potentially look a tw4t again, and get yourself all worked up unnecessarily, do you know she will deffo be working there this time!?? ;)

[Wideboy]

So you don't potentially look a tw4t again, and get yourself all worked up unnecessarily, do you know she will deffo be working there this time!?? ;)

no but i usually have a "i don't give a s***" attitude after being at work :)

think i will do a pass 1st to check she's there but my bike is not exactly a stealth machine :rolleyes:

[Davido]

You need prep:

Put vinegar in your eyes so they're nice and red. Women like that
Go for a long run and don't shower afterwards. Women like that.
Don't shave. Women like that.
Don't comb/style your hair. Women like that.
Practice talking with a lisp. Women like that.

Now once you've done all that, run in there with a small kitten and shout 9talking is rubbish) I HAVE A KITTEN FOR YOU! then throw it at here face.

I guarantee 100% she will be yours.

[Wideboy]

You need prep:

Put vinegar in your eyes so they're nice and red. Women like that
Go for a long run and don't shower afterwards. Women like that.
Don't shave. Women like that.
Don't comb/style your hair. Women like that.
Practice talking with a lisp. Women like that.

Now once you've done all that, run in there with a small kitten and shout 9talking is rubbish) I HAVE A KITTEN FOR YOU! then throw it at here face.

I guarantee 100% she will be yours.

lmao!

actually guy at work is just like that with out the cat and it works for him and he stinks

[Gene genie]

But watch you don't end up 'like a brother' to her or you will have years of frustration ahead!! ;)

What would you say is the 'sweet-spot' for transition from being friendly to a-bit-more Gene?
well isn't it obvious, alcohol of course, loose them inhibitions.

[Razor]

just ask

just do it

or rename your profile wussy boy

[Wayluya]

So what time do we log on?

And will we get the full sky sports style build up again........or just MOTD highlights? :cool:


Make sure your fly is done up. And now that is on yer mind, remember not to actually check when in the Chippy - she will think yer touching yerself up :compress:

[Wideboy]

i will be in full bike leathers, is that a bit to kinky?

and its MOTD highlights im afraid

[missyburd]

i will be in full bike leathers, is that a bit to kinky?

and its MOTD highlights im afraid
she might be too innocent for that :p Tbh I doubt she'll be complaining, unless you reeeeeeeeally don't suit them :D

[Speedy Claire]

Good luck... remember tho if the chip shop is full of people you might embarrass her.

I can`t be bothered reading back 12 pages cos i`m being lazy but would suggest you try and get the conversation around to your bike (assuming you`re on it) ask her if she likes motorbikes and hopefully the answer will be either yes or I`ve never been on one then you could perhaps use that as your intro and ask if she`d like to go on the back one day?

PS: If this has already been suggested I apologise

[Wideboy]

she might be too innocent for that :p Tbh I doubt she'll be complaining, unless you reeeeeeeeally don't suit them :D

shall i "accidentally" drop my glove then bend over in a provocative way? :smt079

Good luck... remember tho if the chip shop is full of people you might embarrass her.

I can`t be bothered reading back 12 pages cos i`m being lazy but would suggest you try and get the conversation around to your bike (assuming you`re on it) ask her if she likes motorbikes and hopefully the answer will be either yes or I`ve never been on one then you could perhaps use that as your intro and ask if she`d like to go on the back one day?

PS: If this has already been suggested I apologise

nope it hasnt, think i will just wing it and see what happens, she either likes me or she doesn't right?

if she panics and says no i only live down the road so its not like i don't go there much if she changes her mind

and i have been referred to as brad pitts muscular younger brother......... yeah that works:king:

[missyburd]

shall i "accidentally" drop my glove then bend over in a provocative way? :smt079


lmao :smt047 As long as a dreaded rrrrrrip sound doesn't immediately follow ;-) (just realised that can be interpreted two ways haha)

[Davido]

Oh dear, full bike leathers.

Nothing like a good bit of bondage gear to lighten the mood.

[Girth]

This is a good thread.

But, i'm same as you ****e with this kind of thing.

I always think "they're out of my league" and don't even bother, but TBH i haven't found anyone apart from my last ex (who actually asked me out) that i've clicked with.

Good luck mate and keep us all posted!

[Razor]

don't think just do!


too much analysis causes paralysis

[Speedy Claire]

Is amazing how many men i meet who dread this sort of thing..... men can appear to be so confident yet when it comes to asking a woman on a date they turn too a quivering mass of jelly!!!

Awww bless...... it`s so sweet and endearing :D

[pencil shavings]

Awww bless...... it`s so sweet and endearing :D

oh yey, we also love it when we are patronised for our failings :smt011 :rolleyes: lol

[ging6996]

have a drink or 2 first. beer gives you confidence or offer to buy her a take away.
graham

[Speedy Claire]

oh yey, we also love it when we are patronised for our failings :smt011 :rolleyes: lol


Don`t let it put you off tho.... if a woman says no outright then maybe she`s the type of shallow woman who goes on appearances alone, you don`t want a woman like that!!

[Blue_SV650S]

Is amazing how many men i meet who dread this sort of thing.....

Men dread asking you out Speedy?? ;)

[pencil shavings]

Don`t let it put you off tho.... if a woman says no outright then maybe she`s the type of shallow woman who goes on appearances alone, you don`t want a woman like that!!

true, but i dont think ive had a woman say she didnt like the look of me.........


oh actaully yes i have, but she way crazy, so I can ignore that. lol

The problem is confidence, shy people dont win, regardless of anything else.

[markmoto]

Yep its quite a common problem, probably why most long term relationships start start in work places or through friends, clubs etc because you get a chance to get to know the other person, there personality etc which is a better grounds to go off than just looks.

[Blue_SV650S]

Don`t let it put you off tho.... if a woman says no outright then maybe she`s the type of shallow woman who goes on appearances alone, you don`t want a woman like that!!


Speedys presuming* you are a fugly Wideboy .... :shock:

Speedy, you are on fire tonight aren't you!!! :D

*I take it you have never actually met/seen each other?!!? :scratch:

[Sean_C]

Just do it :p

I can't give any advice, me and izi were together almost as soon as we met :)

[Razor]

yeah for inspiration watch the film knocked up!

[missyburd]

have a drink or 2 first. beer gives you confidence or offer to buy her a take away.
graham

LOL, she works in a chippy I bet takeaway is the last thing she'd want :D

(if she didn't then I would be saying sound advice ;) )

[Speedy Claire]

Speedys presuming* you are a fugly Wideboy .... :shock:

Speedy, you are on fire tonight aren't you!!! :D

*I take it you have never actually met/seen each other?!!? :scratch:


ooops........ nope we haven`t met and sorry I wasn`t assuming he`s a fugly :( he sounds like a sensitive guy, not arrogant or too cocky so i`m sure she`ll be falling at his feet (unless she`s already in a relationship) :D

And yes believe it or not men have been hesitant bout asking me on a date lol but I`m glad to say they overcame their fears :D

[Blue_SV650S]

And yes believe it or not men have been hesitant bout asking me on a date lol but I`m glad to say they overcame their fears :D

Makes you wonder how many more would have asked you out if they had conjured the 'sacks' to do so?!?! ;)

How many 'Mr rights' have passed you by because they were too shy to ask?? :(

[Wideboy]

lmao hows this for confidence, just told my mate that i going to do it who as also seen her and he said im going to crash and burn............. horribly


im still going to do it though

[missyburd]

he's just jealous cos he wouldn't have the balls :D

[Blue_SV650S]

lmao hows this for confidence, just told my mate that i going to do it who as also seen her and he said im going to crash and burn............. horribly


im still going to do it though

Yeah, you never know, she might be really really desperate!! :D

Seriously though, I think everyone here is rooting for ya 8)

[Wideboy]

see im sat here now with a big ego saying "yeah im going to do it, i don't care bla bla bla" but it will come tomorrow and again i'll being saying "WTF am i doing"

i want to know where i got the balls to do what i did on saturday from, I'd like them back :)


p.s. my mates quick to say i will crash and burn but he feed me liquor, thats why im so cockey ATM :smt043

[Davido]

Was the kitten idea a go-er?

How's the beard coming? if you do have a few drinks beforehand, bring a knife in case she says no. or even better, point it at her and give her the crazy eyes while asking.

Never fails.

[kitkat]

well have you done the deed yet?

I of course mean have you asked her out yet. its taken you that long to do that, god knows how long it will take you to get your leg over lol

[Alpinestarhero]

wideboy, just get on with it. Its only a question, and if she says no then you can just never go in that shop again

[Wayluya]

wideboy, just get on with it. Its only a question, and if she says no then you can just never go in that shop again

And then tell us which Chippy to let others try their luck :cool:

[John 675]

okay mate.. here is the best advice i can give now your all worked up and ready... put your hands down your kegs find your balls... and just go and ask her out.. if she says no then ah well... i t hink its been over revvd now to offer any formal advice for success.. so just go and do it brother.. there is nothing yo lose :D

[poisonidea]

More threads like this are needed, just killed the pre-lunch 30 mins for me :)

[Alpinestarhero]

okay mate.. here is the best advice i can give now your all worked up and ready... put your hands down your kegs find your balls... and just go and ask her out.. if she says no then ah well... i t hink its been over revvd now to offer any formal advice for success.. so just go and do it brother.. there is nothing yo lose :D

dont forge to take your hands out before you talk to her though

[_Stretchie_]

Get tanked up and go in, Dutch courage always works..

Not only will she be impressed that you drink but she will fall for your lack of ability to string together simple words and think its sweet, give you a free fish supper and walk you home where she'll tuck you up, but not take advantage of you and leave her number there for you to call her the next day...



WOW. Now THAT would be a nice world. I'm with you buddy, I am hopeless. good luck

[Kate Moss]

So....whats the latest???? or do I have to tune in on another day to find out?

[tigersaw]

ermmm, is this the chippy just round the back of my house, beginning with COD...???

[Alpinestarhero]

wideboy, shall i come down and we'll go there together, and i'll order some fish and chips then blurt out that you wanna go out with her and then leave you in the shop while i toddle off for my lunch?

:bball:

[Wayluya]

So....whats the latest???? or do I have to tune in on another day to find out?

I think he is at work at the moment (and no internet access) - intending to do the deed on the way home from work tonight.......judging by his posts yesterday evening I would tune in any time from 5.30 onwards.........

Popcorn and fizzy drinks optional :-({|=

[Kate Moss]

I think he is at work at the moment (and no internet access) - intending to do the deed on the way home from work tonight.......judging by his posts yesterday evening I would tune in any time from 5.30 onwards.........

Popcorn and fizzy drinks optional :-({|=

so exciting! I have no internet at home at the moment though so I shall come into work early tomorrow to get the latest!
He should wear a head cam and record the event!

[markmoto]

so exciting! I have no internet at home at the moment though so I shall come into work early tomorrow to get the latest!
He should wear a head cam and record the event!

Damd fine idea that would have been :cool:

[missyburd]

ooo yeah he could easily just say it's his biking cam - which it would be, she don't have to know tis on lol! Assuming he has one.

[Kate Moss]

ooo yeah he could easily just say it's his biking cam - which it would be, she don't have to know tis on lol! Assuming he has one.

It would have made classic viewing!

[Blue_SV650S]

He should wear a head cam!

He is only asking her out, not doing the deed!! {sniggers} :D

[Kate Moss]

He is only asking her out, not doing the deed!! {sniggers} :D

Im glad, I wouldn't want to see "the deed"!!

[Blue_SV650S]

Im glad, I wouldn't want to see "the deed"!!

If she is as tasty as we are lead to believe, I would!! :lol:

[Kate Moss]

[quote=Blue_SV650S;1515492]If she is that tasty, I would!! :lol:[/quote

Nothing like stating the obvious is there!!

[Blue_SV650S]

[quote=Blue_SV650S;1515492]If she is that tasty, I would!! :lol:[/quote

Nothing like stating the obvious is there!!

Yeah, I'd film it on a web-cam ... lets hope he doesn't do an 'American pie' on us! :lol:

[_Stretchie_]

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrs24_7 http://forums.sv650.org/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=1515489#post1515489)
Im glad, I wouldn't want to see "the deed"!!

If she is as tasty as we are lead to believe, I would!! :lol:


So would I.. As long as he's not infront of any mirrors :elephant:

; )

[Wideboy]

ermmm, is this the chippy just round the back of my house, beginning with COD...???

nope, now ask yourself this........ would i come to hedge end...... i think not

well guess what.......... she weren't there, something tells me im going to have to sit down and right out a plan.

well i know that she is definitely there tomorrow night and im going there for actual food soooooooo........... we will see what happens

[tigersaw]

mmm evening off, maybe a stakeout in order

[Blue_SV650S]

she weren't there,

I freekin' knew it!! :lol:

[Wideboy]

mmm evening off, maybe a stakeout in order

i don't think it will take much for you to work out which one it is

[Wideboy]

I freekin' knew it!! :lol:

yes i know you did tell me :roll:

[Wayluya]

Can you wear a Helmet Cam tommorow?

[Blue_SV650S]

i don't think it will take much for you to work out which one it is


My guess is that it is either -
Link Fish bar, West End Road Southampton or Franks Fish Bar, West end High street

:study:

[Wideboy]

My guess is that it is either -
Link Fish bar, West End Road Southampton or Franks Fish Bar, West end High street

:study:


shhhhhhh

[Blue_SV650S]

shhhhhhh

I'm almost tempted to come along and heckle!! Or at least see what all the fuss is about!! :lol:

[Wideboy]

I'm almost tempted to come along and heckle!! Or at least see what all the fuss is about!! :lol:

its been renamed so your computering skills need upgradifying :)

[blueto]

wide boy.....

Are u going to where ya leathers when u ask her out?

[Wideboy]

wide boy.....

Are u going to where ya leathers when u ask her out?

nope tomorrow i will be in the cage

[_Stretchie_]

I'm almost tempted to come along and heckle!!

You are a star.. Only a true friend would do something like this

:thumbsup:

[_Stretchie_]

Wideboy.. You my son are a .orger. And as such we love, cherish, support and quite like you. A few of us have put our heads together and think we can sort you out.

Please see here

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=110666

No thanks needed, just a big bloody cheque made payable to C,Ash

[Blue_SV650S]

You are a star.. Only a true friend would do something like this

:thumbsup:

I could be his wing-man ... I could go in there and say "My mate fancies you" :lol:

[pencil shavings]

I could be his wing-man ... I could go in there and say "My mate fancies you" :lol:

noooooo

a girl said that to me when I was in my 1st year of uni.....

Ive never lied about having a girlfriend so quickly in my life!! Didnt even wait to see what she looked like!! :rolleyes:

[Blue_SV650S]

noooooo

I was being silly* :rolleyes:

*and I thought funny ... evidently not :oops:

[tigersaw]

its been renamed so your computering skills need upgradifying :)

Pushbiked past Mikes sunday afternoon....

[pencil shavings]

I was being silly* :rolleyes:

*and I thought funny ... evidently not :oops:


I know :)

[missyburd]

well guess what.......... she weren't there, something tells me im going to have to sit down and right out a plan.

well i know that she is definitely there tomorrow night

if you were a proper stalker you would know EXACTLY when she was working, tut tut :p

[pencil shavings]

Imagine if by some random coincidence she was thinking about getting an SV and stumbled along this site......... and then this thread......... :)

[John 675]

LMAO that would be seriously awsome!!! id laugh constatly for weeks.. possibly even pee a little at the same time LOL ! ! !

[Blue_SV650S]

Imagine if by some random coincidence she was thinking about getting an SV and stumbled along this site......... and then this thread......... :)

Dude, the chances of some new hot bit of totty turning up on this sight are pretty minimal .. well minuscule I'd say!! :smt042

[missyburd]

Dude, the chances of some new hot bit of totty turning up on this sight are pretty minimal .. well minuscule I'd say!! :smt042
Harsh Blue, harsh. :rolleyes:

[Blue_SV650S]

Harsh Blue, harsh. :rolleyes:

I covered my 4ss by saying NEW ;) ... but come on .. what are the chances of some new hot pelt on here MYC, let alone this particular honey?!?! ;)

[missyburd]

I covered my 4ss by saying NEW ;) ... but come on .. what are the chances of some new hot pelt on here MYC, let alone this particular honey?!?! ;)

From who I've met and the pics I've seen there's a fair few pretty ladies on the .org, so I'd say you're wrong there :smt019

teehee

[Davido]

well it is a girl's bike.

*runs and hides*

[Blue_SV650S]

From who I've met and the pics I've seen there's a fair few pretty ladies on the .org, so I'd say you're wrong there :smt019

teehee

We are not one talking about the existing .org fillies (they have all been 'round the block' anyway :lol:), but a new one/s!! ;)

[John 675]

well it is a girl's bike.

*runs and hides*

i can actualy say that now !!!! HA girls bike!!... although.. ive always liked girls and bikes.. so in theory.. if i enjoy riding a mans bike.. does that made me Gay? or Bi?.. bi curious??? . . . .i should really stop working 11 hour days in an IT center.. im talking crap.. (again) lol :nomore:

:D

[missyburd]

We are not one talking about the existing .org fillies (they have all been 'round the block' anyway :lol:), but a new one/s!! ;)

There's probably many who have joined but you've scared 'em all off, they daren't show themselves! Don't blame 'em either :p

[John 675]

We are not one talking about the existing .org fillies (they have all been 'round the block' anyway

ooOOOOoooOOoOOOoOoOO!!!!!!!! :smt077
awaits bombardment from the ladies!!!

i wonder if its worth making a thread titled God i am Good :D
you know for the bigger heads amoungst us lol,

[Blue_SV650S]

There's probably many who have joined but you've scared 'em all off, they daren't show themselves! Don't blame 'em either :p

Yeah right, its all my fault ... :roll:

:D

ooOOOOoooOOoOOOoOoOO!!!!!!!! :smt077
awaits bombardment from the ladies!!!


It was blatent http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-9839.gif ... but not a single bite .. must be loosing my touch ... :( :D

[Wideboy]

Imagine if by some random coincidence she was thinking about getting an SV and stumbled along this site......... and then this thread......... :)

LMAO that would be seriously awsome!!! id laugh constatly for weeks.. possibly even pee a little at the same time LOL ! ! !


well it would save me the hassle :lol:

[blueto]

Just a note for all the ladies

wide boy has told me he is wearing a thong to france for the org ladies on thursday BTW!

[Wideboy]

Just a note for all the ladies

wide boy has told me he is wearing a thong to france for the org ladies on thursday BTW!

union jack g-string actually, i think you need more practice working your mobulartelecomunicationunit

[blueto]

union jack g-string actually, i think you need more practice working your mobulartelecomunicationunit

o yeah...Whats the difference? Both get up ya????

[chris8886]

i know what you mean widey!! i can never even pluck up the courage to do what you are. regret so many missed opportunities very much. i am getting better, but still useless. am liking some of that advice lyle ;)

i'm relying on you to do this and boost my confidence a bit, lol. so no pressure :rolleyes:. good luck

+1

Or consider chinese food.

is more unhealthy than fish and chips though!! as the poster on the wall in my local says ;)

[John 675]

am liking some of that advice lyle ;)


your welcome.. ive got shed loads of stuff like that rattling around in my brain.. could start like an agency or something.. helping guys who cannot get girls... more confident, better prepared.. etc.. without trying to be something they are not.. hmmm... actually... that could work:)

[pencil shavings]

your welcome.. ive got shed loads of stuff like that rattling around in my brain.. could start like an agency or something.. helping guys who cannot get girls... more confident, better prepared.. etc.. without trying to be something they are not.. hmmm... actually... that could work:)


My housemate Andy, his friend actually does this as a job. No joke. People pay like £3000 for a week course, crazy money. And he can pull anyone and hes not the best looker, just a standard guy really.

[Wayluya]

Commence ignition sequence........T Minus 10.......

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/winehouse2WENN2503_468x439.jpg

I like a gal with a few Tats :cool:

[John 675]

and ones that need a wash by the looks of things lol,

[John 675]

My housemate Andy, his friend actually does this as a job. No joke. People pay like £3000 for a week course, crazy money. And he can pull anyone and hes not the best looker, just a standard guy really.

does he want to open a nottingham branch lol, prime location 5 ladies - 1 guy ratio lol,

[_Stretchie_]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/winehouse2WENN2503_468x439.jpg



Is she??.... She is!!... Oh my god!!!!

SHe's working in a chippy..!!

Is THIS the girl your scared of asking out? :smt103

Tell you've got a ten bag of skunk in your car and she'll be in there quicker than a kid to look at some puppies.. :smt077

[DoubleD]

Have you still not asked her out yet??

20 pages, this is getting to be just like Dirks attempt at asking out a girl, grow some balls and ask her then she can say yes/no and you can move on with your life!