The time has come .....

[Shellywoozle]

Arrgghhhhh Monday at 12.00 I go to hospital to have my operation.

I am being drilled :smt013 or whatever they gonna do (keyhole) at 1.30pm and staying in overnight.

Let's hope they have internet access in this hospital like they did in the one when I did it LOL.

I will be on the org all night annoying you all.

[-o< they don't make too many holes, I may leak in the shower LOL

[RAPTOR]

Good luck Shell hope everything goes OK.

(nothing wrong with leaking in the shower) :mrgreen:

[rictus01]

indeed, I do hope it results in some kind of resolution for you, best of luck.

Cheers Mark.

[kwak zzr]

you'll be fine hun, i pop see you on monday evening to cheer you up :o) be brave babe ;o)

[dizzyblonde]

be brave burd...I'm sure you will get the best care and attention that you need:smt056

[wyrdness]

Good luck with the op, Ms Woozle. Hope that everything goes ok.

[DMC]

...I may leak in the shower LOL

Thats another problem altogether :p

Good luck for Monday, wont be long til your new bionic shoulder can be used in anger again :thumright:

[Filipe M.]

Good luck Shell, hope it all goes well for you.

[mister c]

Good luck hun, you'll be fine. Just think it's for the best & keep smiling :)

[Gene genie]

picture this shell, ''men of harlech'' being sung by the welsh grenadiers, its time to stiffen up the sinnews, summon up the blood and COME OUT FIGHTING, YES SHELLY COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT GIRL.
sorry shelly, but ya get the picture, very best of luck girl.

[Baph]

Ah, you'll be fine!!

Just hope the operation works, and you re-gain use of your arm quickly. :)

[Paws]

good luck huni,you'll be fine xx

[darylB]

hope it all goes well for you shell, it's amazing what they can do nowadays.
You'll soon be back on the bike.

Daryl.

[tanis34]

hope it all goes well and you have a speedy recovery all the best paul:DXXX

[markmoto]

Good luck shell all will be fine :-) soon be riding suki

[muffles]

I am sure it'll be fine...good luck anyway...but...

I am being drilled
:shock: :shock: How rood! :p

[northwind]

Good luck! Hope they do the right limb! Or at least, the right sort of limb.

[Shellywoozle]

Thanks guys ;) I will let ya know how it all goes.

xx

[blueto]

good luck shellsy........Ill write u a nice get well song!!!

[Baph]

:shock: :shock: How rood! :p

Theres always one...

[lily]

Good luck Shell....

hope it goes well, and you can get back on your bike!!!!

All the best

Lily x x x

[Shellywoozle]

good luck shellsy........Ill write u a nice get well song!!!


Awesome .... ooooh I wait in anticipation :-D

[muffles]

Theres always one...

;)

[cuz]

good luck shelly your a big girl lol :) see you soon x

[hovis]

GOOD LUCK

:kiss:

[Shellywoozle]

good luck shelly your a big girl lol :) see you soon x

What ya trying to say Gaz I am fat :smt097



















He he he ta hun see ya soon xxx :rolleyes: xx

[Blue_SV650S]

Just think, after you are 'fixed' you will be able to give much better 2-handed (or ambidextrous) 'tug-jobs' ... that can only be a good thing, so it's all worth it!! 8)

[cuz]

[quote=Shellywoozle;1537453]What ya trying to say Gaz I am fat :smt097

ok strong then lol:D x x

[Shellywoozle]

Just think, after you are 'fixed' you will be able to give much better 2-handed (or ambidextrous) 'tug-jobs' ... that can only be a good thing, so it's all worth it!! 8)

LOL just need someone to give one to now ;) You always lower the tone and I always fall for it.

[Blue_SV650S]

LOL just need someone to give one to now ;) You always lower the tone and I always fall for it.

What do you mean lower the tone??? ... I could have said with 2 working arms you could have 'serviced' two fellas at once!! ... I thought I was being rather 'high brow' about things with my first post!! :lol:

[Shellywoozle]

What do you mean lower the tone??? ... I could have said with 2 working arms you could have 'serviced' two fellas at once!! ... I thought I was being rather 'high brow' about things with my first post!! :lol:

Oh must have been my dirty mind hey Blue LOL

So I have one fella in mind, who should the other one be LOL :smt077

[Blue_SV650S]

So I have one fella in mind, who should the other one be LOL :smt077


I dunno, who do you know up there?? Either way, they can thank me later for putting the idea into your head!! :D

I dare you to ask/say just before the op to the nurse/doctor "I want to be able to give ace bi-handed 'tug jobs', I take it this op will enable me to do that right?!!?" :lol:

Just imagine their faces!! :D

[Shellywoozle]

I dunno, who do you know up there?? Either way, they can thank me later for putting the idea into your head!! :D

I dare you to ask/say just before the op to the nurse/doctor "I want to be able to give ace bi-handed 'tug jobs', I take it this op will enable me to do that right?!!?" :lol:

Just imagine their faces!! :D

I will ask after if I can, once they have done it, just incase they take offence LOL

[Blue_SV650S]

I will ask after if I can, once they have done it, just incase they take offence LOL

Or when you go back for a 'check-up' after a couple of weeks (or whatever) ... say "ah the op worked really really well ... I can now give 2 blokes a simultaneous and vigorous 'shuffle' again, I'm cured, I can't thank you enough doctor, it was frustrating only being able to satisfy one fella at a time!!" :D

[Shellywoozle]

Or when you go back for a 'check-up' after a couple of weeks (or whatever) ... say "ah the op worked really really well ... I can now give 2 blokes a simultaneous and vigorous 'shuffle' again, I'm cured, I can't thank you enough doctor, it was frustrating only being able to satisfy one fella at a time!!" :D

Good job I ain't easily offended. If I do that I need to sneak my phone video on and capture it.

But since I am a respectable clean minded individual (I AM !!!) then I won't be doing such things LOL

:rolleyes:

[Blue_SV650S]

Good job I ain't easily offended. If I do that I need to sneak my phone video on and capture it.

But since I am a respectable clean minded individual (I AM !!!) then I won't be doing such things LOL

:rolleyes:


You would be a filthy hoe if you did do it ... but the comedy is not in that you might actually do it, but in saying that stuff (with a straight face) to the nurses/quacks at the hospital and seeing their reactions!! ... now that is pure comedy just thinking about it!! :D

[stewie]

All the best Shell, good luck for monday, keep your chins up :lol:

[Alpinestarhero]

*walks in to this thread*

My god! Whats going on in here?!?!

Good luck shell

*walks back out*

[MR UKI (1)]

Good luck Woozle, it will be fine so don't worry about it :smt023

[Lissa]

All the best for Monday, Shell. Here's hoping you'll soon have two good arms to hit Kwak with:D

[kwak zzr]

All the best for Monday, Shell. Here's hoping you'll soon have two good arms to hit Kwak with:D


:takeabow: :smt062 < turn right plonka!

[Well Oiled]

Hope it all goes well Shell, I had my leg drilled and pinned and now I'm right as rain. Nowt to worry about.

Cheers Keith

[Shellywoozle]

*walks in to this thread*

My god! Whats going on in here?!?!

Good luck shell

*walks back out*

Ta guys, luckily this w/e I have my mind taken off it but I am sure Sunday night I will be quivering.

LOL @ Alpinestarhero ...... yeah Blue kinda turns everything to smut don't he :clown:

On lash tonight so let's hope I sober up by Monday LOL :thumbsup:

And yes Lissa Daz's instructions for L and R will be somewhat harder soon LOL, a slap on the head at the mo means nothing.

[tanis34]

have a good one tonite and all the best for mon :thumbsup: paul

[Alpinestarhero]

LOL @ Alpinestarhero ...... yeah Blue kinda turns everything to smut don't he :clown:



Well I am just shocked and appalled. Shocked and appalled. And he wanted to teach kids at one point too!

[Shellywoozle]

Well I am just shocked and appalled. Shocked and appalled. And he wanted to teach kids at one point too!

What sex education?? :smt096

[kwak zzr]

enjoy your night out tonight shell, have a good one! wish i cud be there:(

[Shellywoozle]

well the time has gone, had op and back to 1 handed typing. my right arm is numb, cant move it its funny.will be out of hospital tomorrow if i talk them to death ;) x

[Blue_SV650S]

well the time has gone, had op and back to 1 handed typing. my right arm is numb, cant move it its funny.will be out of hospital tomorrow if i talk them to death ;) x

nice one, "Shelly's rub-a-tug shop" will be back in business in no time 8)

[markmoto]

Hows the arm shell?

[kitten]

hope it all went well deary?
how long u in for?
:cat:

[Shellywoozle]

hey mototech, excuse the typing on a tiny keypad thats poo. still got no feeling in arm, its in a sling got no control of it. i just got up for a wander and it had a mind of its own.kitten, should be out tomorrow, hope my fingers come back to life else i will be in til wed.x x

[kitten]

well I hope they do to!
:cat:

[kwak zzr]

glad u got that stoopid hospital net sorted shell i couldnt bloody do it! u look well any how hun, see ya soon. ;o)

[Shellywoozle]

glad u got that stoopid hospital net sorted shell i couldnt bloody do it! u look well any how hun, see ya soon. ;o)

was good 2 c u Daz, this thing aint shell friendly. still kills the boredom. wonder if i can order a pizza off this thing lol

[kwak zzr]

like you say kill's the boredom so its doing its job, i thought it would have been out the window by now lol, hope u have a good nights sleep in there hun, ring me tomorrow anytime from 6am - 3pm if your bored and u need to kill half hour.
daz
x

[Shellywoozle]

[quote=kwak zzr;1540427]like you say kill's the boredom so its doing its job, i thought it would have been out the window by now lol, hope u have a good nights sleep in there hun, ring me tomorrow anytime from 6am - 3pm if your bored and u need to kill half hour.
daz
ta off to sleep painkillers kickin in. night allx

[appollo1]

Hope everything went ok Shell and you make a quick recovery.
What hospital you in, SDGH , Cannock? Only reason I ask is my wife is from Stafford(ish).:)

[Shellywoozle]

Hope everything went ok Shell and you make a quick recovery.
What hospital you in, SDGH , Cannock? Only reason I ask is my wife is from Stafford(ish).:)

i am in Cannock, much nicer hospital than SDGH, shame i am in a bed next to worlds greatest snorer lol ;)

[Gene genie]

nearly there now shelly, back ont bike very soon now.

[Shellywoozle]

Yeyyy and I escaped yipppeeeeee woo hoo

[kitten]

i am in Cannock, much nicer hospital than SDGH, shame i am in a bed next to worlds greatest snorer lol ;)


I didnt know my other half was in hospital last night??
only kidding?!!!
congrats on getting out so soon! make sure you rest well!
:cat:

[stewie]

Hope it all went well Shell, hey Im a poet and I didnt know it :D, take care
Stew

[appollo1]

Yeyyy and I escaped yipppeeeeee woo hoo


Nice one Shell glad to hear you are out of hospital. Take it easy so you can make a quick recovery.

[cuffy]

shame i am in a bed next to worlds greatest snorer lol ;)
Hate people that snore :rolleyes:

[Shellywoozle]

Hate people that snore :rolleyes:

Me too !! If they're cute I don't mind :rolleyes: but this bint I could have easily suffocated with me pillow :smt118

[kwak zzr]

glad your home hun :)

[Shellywoozle]

glad your home hun :)

Yeyyy me too Daz, I am tired bunny ............. arm is hurting to f**k and I am bored already. At my Mum's but will be going home to tidy LOL, gotta do summat.

6 weeks to go and counting .... somehow I will be begging work to have me back.

I got the 3 of the most tinest of holes (no comment on that Blue or Cuffy :rolleyes:) so me suntan is still intact :p Shell remains a happy bunny.

[SoulKiss]

Yeyyy me too Daz, I am tired bunny ............. arm is hurting to f**k and I am bored already. At my Mum's but will be going home to tidy LOL, gotta do summat.

6 weeks to go and counting .... somehow I will be begging work to have me back.

I got the 3 of the most tinest of holes (no comment on that Blue or Cuffy :rolleyes:) so me suntan is still intact :p Shell remains a happy bunny.

Glad to hear you're a happy, if bored, bunny.

Glad it went well, heres hoping it fixes it all

[Shellywoozle]

Glad to hear you're a happy, if bored, bunny.

Glad it went well, heres hoping it fixes it all

Better have fixed it, I was the awkward one out of y'day's surgery. Instead of it being an hour I was in there over an hour and half, they took more bone off than they thought and hence my arm was not recovering the same as everyone else who had it done. I had floppy arm syndrome for 12 hours more than everyone else LOL

I like being a pain LOL but means no impingement again and no other op's (touch wood). And I got my moneys worth out of NHS. (Is that the best way to look at it LOL)

Still sore as f**k which means more pain killers, which means dozey Shell. (nothing new there)

:smt043

[kwak zzr]

I got the 3 of the most tinest of holes (no comment on that Blue or Cuffy :rolleyes:)

ok where's the 3rd?

[Raf]

ok where the 3rd?

Use your imagination ;)

[kwak zzr]

I'm trying lol :)

[Shellywoozle]

I'm trying lol :)

There is no hope ..... :smt011

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[mister c]

GWS dear :) hope your not in too much pain. Like they say, no pain, no gain lol :)

[tanis34]

glad your out and on the road to recovery,;) take it easy girl

[kwak zzr]

There is no hope ..... :smt011

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oh your shoulder! sorry my mind was in the gutter lol :) the surgeons did a good job hun, 3 ickle plasters and one smiling shell great!:D GWS hun, x

[Shellywoozle]

oh your shoulder! sorry my mind was in the gutter lol :) the surgeons did a good job hun, 3 ickle plasters and one smiling shell great!:D GWS hun, x

It's amazing under the plasters is a tiny half in cut and a neat little stitch which will come out in 10 days.

I ain't smiling much now, tired and sore :-| and Rhiwbina-squirrel has just put the idea of nice cold ice cream in my head to help my sore throat and I got none, too wobbly to go shops and I can't drive.....bad Alex LOL.

<Dreaming of throat lubrication :smt118>

[Blue_SV650S]

There is no hope ..... :smt011

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Is it just me that wants to/would have to fight the urge to prod those plasters!?!? :oops: :D

[kwak zzr]

<Dreaming of throat lubrication :smt118>

Bad shell, lol. dial a pizza and ask them to bring a tub of cart'dor:D failing that cant u ask someone to bring you some round tomorrow?;)

[Shellywoozle]

Slaps Blue LOL - altho I have tried to rip them off but they ain't budgin, I would have then tugged at the stitches so good job really LOL.

And Daz good thinkin about pizza delivery, you done this before aint ya LOL

[Blue_SV650S]

Slaps Blue LOL - altho I have tried to rip them off but they ain't budgin, I would have then tugged at the stitches so good job really LOL.

And Daz good thinkin about pizza delivery, you done this before aint ya LOL


I take it you have to avoid washing the area whilst it is healing/under plaster??? ... Your gonna be Smelly-woozle after a few days!! :lol:

[Shellywoozle]

I take it you have to avoid washing the area whilst it is healing/under plaster??? ... Your gonna be Smelly-woozle after a few days!! :lol:

Under the plaster has been cleaned by nurses, the yellow stuff is how it's dried, I am getting it off in a bit when pain killers have kicked in. They have used permanent marker on me and hurts like f**k to touch at mo ..... took some extra pain relief I had from when I broke my arm initially.

Sure they did that on purpose LOL :smt011

[Blue_SV650S]

Under the plaster has been cleaned by nurses, the yellow stuff is how it's dried, I am getting it off in a bit when pain killers have kicked in. They have used permanent marker on me and hurts like f**k to touch at mo ..... took some extra pain relief I had from when I broke my arm initially.

Sure they did that on purpose LOL :smt011


Rip the plasters off and get the dog to lick it, it'll heal so mush faster!! 8)

[kwak zzr]

And Daz good thinkin about pizza delivery, you done this before aint ya LOL

mmm and double chocolate fudge cake mmm:D treat yourself shell you deserve it after the last few days.

[Shellywoozle]

Rip the plasters off and get the dog to lick it, it'll heal so mush faster!! 8)

Funny Samson won't come near me LOL :smt043:smt043:smt043

[Blue_SV650S]

Funny Samson won't come near me LOL :smt043:smt043:smt043


He remembers what you made him lick last time no doubt .... :smt103

Poor little fella :fish: :D

[Shellywoozle]

:fish: :D

Thats wrong !!! :smt075 Bad Blue LOL :smt011

He he he he

[cuz]

glad your ok and well see you soon :D

[Shellywoozle]

glad your ok and well see you soon :D

Cuz, ya skanked me again man ...... 2nd time now bad you !!!

LOL only kiddin mate, deffo see you soon hun xx :pl:

[$tevo]

Swinging from the chandeliers now Shell?

[Shellywoozle]

LOL Tildo not quiet yet !

Oh and on the ice cream note - thanks Kwak for my Hagen Dazs, only things I can eat at tho moment without it hurting my throat.

But people please don't feed any to your dog ..... Samson this morning had left 4 piles of sloppy poos (and they weren't small) on my cream carpet along with 2 piles of sick, He has of course ran around the lounge, kitchen and sat on the sofa. Kwak got a bowl for hiim and fed him Strawberry Cheesecake Hagen Dazs, wasn't my fault LOL honest) - Kwak ya banned from my house you're a bad influence on Sam !!!!

My physio this morning consisted of cleaning the carpet and sofa and kitchen floor. :(

Tildo - I recall you saying you liked my Samsons piccies, want him???

[kwak zzr]

Kwak got a bowl for hiim and fed him Strawberry Cheesecake Hagen Dazs, wasn't my fault LOL honest) - Kwak ya BANNED from my house you're a bad influence on Sam !!!!

awww thats not fair:( sam loves me:p

[kwak zzr]

u need a picture of his ice cream beard shell lol :)

[Shellywoozle]

u need a picture of his ice cream beard shell lol :)

No Daz you don't understand, Sam is NOT, I repeat NOT having ice cream so he will never have another ice cream beard.

After last night I can say Sam don't love ya, he was crying so much poor little fella. :(

Still I enjoyed the ice cream, thankfully not had same effect on the Woozle !

[kwak zzr]

After last night I can say Sam don't love ya, he was crying so much poor little fella. :(

aww my liccle mate:( he was practicly begging me tho:rolleyes: i can picture his face now.

[Shellywoozle]

aww my liccle mate:( he was practicly begging me tho:rolleyes: i can picture his face now.

Yup and I can still picture my face this morning when I saw the carpet and I still hear his cries. His tummy was so sore I am still giving him big cuddles now.

[$tevo]

Pick him up Saturday? :)

[Shellywoozle]

Pick him up Saturday? :)

Done deal !

[kwak zzr]

Yup and I can still picture my face this morning when I saw the carpet and I still hear his cries. His tummy was so sore I am still giving him big cuddles now.

but shell? he didnt have that much? if i remember correctly you scoffed nearly the WHOLE tub yourself :D