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dizzyblonde
11-11-08, 10:32 AM
6.. I have two guitars one of them being over 30 yrs old. The others electric. I am self taught as my parents wouldn't let me have one when I was a kid. I was allowed to play all three recorders, and played the xylophone in the Boys and Girls Brigade band, to which I won a few comps for being able to play like Patrick Moore. At school I also taught myself how to play the flute and clarinet. I can pretty much pick up any instrument and be able to figure out how to play it.
7.. I was supposed to go to uni and I originally wanted to be a set and costume designer. I have done a lot of sets at school, and have painted murals in a nightclub in halifax and done some glow in the dark ones when Lazerquest still existed
8.. I have been taught at school by the actress that played Lisa Dingle in Emmerdale
9.. I have lost 2 babies
10..I am currently officially bonkers. I have to take antidepressants because funnily enough I am clinically depressed. That may surprise many...but I am also a very good actress and keeper of secrets! I have been ill for a long time, but have hidden it very well from folks
1) I am a seventh time eldest son (that's eldest son, of an eldest son, of an eldest son,of an eldest son,of an eldest son,of an eldest son,of an eldest son, not seventh son of a seventh son)
2) I rolled my mother's car 4 days after passing my driving test.
3) I did a CBT in '93 and never went near a bike again until last year (that was a mistake).
4) I once had a premonition that came true
5) I put a garden fork through my best friend's foot whilst digging a fort in the garden.
Dappa D
11-11-08, 10:42 AM
I, for one, would like to know more.
and me,.....
ok here goes...
1, I have bipolar effective dissorder, have had 1 manic episode and would have been sectioned if it happened in this country.
2, when i was 21 i set up a company (recruitment agency) and made £57k profit with a turnover of more than £400k in my first year, i closed it down when i was 22 to work abroad as an mc. (silly, silly boy)
3, i earnt a better salary when i was 19 than i do now at 27.
4, i am a black belt in english contact karate (kickboxing)
5, my middle names are gordon and lionel and i hate them:smt040
yorkie_chris
11-11-08, 10:46 AM
1. I have been on the front page of my local newspaper, and in several national ones.
2. A distant cousin won an olympic gold
3. My stereo is made by hitachi
4. The scaphoid is the most commonly broken carpal bone, it's one of the 2 (out of 8!) I didn't break in an off last year.
5. People are sometimes worried by my knowledge of weaponry.
454697819
11-11-08, 10:53 AM
1.) I broke my collar bone at the age of two stepping off the sofa onto my trike
2.) I love my mum but i dont think I like her
3.) I was involved in a car accident in Tanzania, and if we had been 1 ft further to the left I would have been killed.
4.) I I am dyslexic but last time tested i was in the 98th percentile
5.) Im believe in the sanctity of marrige and believe it is important in this day and age
1) i am a natural blonde
2) I love some types of dance music
3) i have never broken a bone in my body - yet
4) i'm a classically trained flautist and played with the RSNO
5) i'm addicted to ribena
1.I met Princess Diana at an after show party and chatted to her for about 10 minutes
2.I played the 1st ever single at Ministry of sound in london
3.I used to be a DJ
4.I owned a skoda
5.Im really a ginger!
1. I hate heights and planes so did a tandem sky dive 2 years ago (still hate heights and planes and now parachutes)
2. joined the navy despite being unable to swim and suffer from seasickness (even whilst ship is in harbour)
3. divorced and will never marry again
4. am crap at being pregnant (on third/last attempt now and still rubbish at it)
5. have had about 20 jobs since leaving school, still dont know what I want to do when I grow up.
1. I grew up in New Zealand
2. I have played ice hockey since I was 8 (on and off)
3. I don't like heights
4. I used to manage an Irish bar in Fuerteventura (The Dubliner, Corrolejo) but have never been to Ireland.
5. My first name (the one that everyone calls/knows me by) is actually my middle name.
One more
6. I was christened on HMS Tiger and my name appears on the ships bell.
MCN_LiamM
11-11-08, 01:07 PM
1. When I was about 8 some chav attempted to run me over on a football pitch on a crosser of some sort. I was properly scared of bikes for years and vowed never to ride one or go anywhere near one...
2. At the age of five I had an operation on my right eye (the actual eye ball) to straighten it out.
3.TT legend John McGuinness likes the music of the band I was in until recently
4. I've been pulled over by the police under the Prevention of Terrorism Act :cool:
5. I like to think there is something out there
SuzukiNess
11-11-08, 01:11 PM
1) I have an irrational fear of frogs
2) First met my dad at the age of 35 and we dont get on :rolleyes:
3) I was fired from a job because i spoke out against the inhumane way management eliminated pigeons that nested in the building - I hand reared the 5 chicks left behind :)
4) I am over 10 000 km away from home
5) I am extremely proud of my son
captainsmelly
11-11-08, 01:30 PM
1.. i have to lie about owning a bike to my gran, as she hates them and the people who own them
2.. i can fart almost at will
3.. nearly all of my best friends have tried to kill themselves. more then once
4.. i once shat myself at work
5.. and on a plane
1) I used to have my ear and nose pierced :smt017
2) I have owned over 30 different cars in just 13 years of driving :smt103
3) My first name and middle name are the same whole name as an annoying famous black R'n'B artist :( (clue: Bo Selecta)
4) I can roll my tongue :p
5) I smashed the end of my elbow off whilst playing rugby and played the rest of the game in extreme agony without realising what I had done:crutches:
Best thread EVER! :)
1) I've been in seven aeroplane crashes without a scratch.
2) I can't STAND the feeling of wool on my teeth.
3) I'm the world champion in something.
4) I've been to 62 countries.
5) I pierced my left nipple (myself) with a darning needle to get out of having a tattoo.
:)
Carl
dizzyblonde
11-11-08, 01:46 PM
3) My first name and middle name are the same whole name as an annoying famous black R'n'B artist :( (clue: Bo Selecta)
http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/images/lookalikes/fullsize/606-1520.jpg
http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/images/lookalikes/fullsize/606-1520.jpg
You got me :smt072
dizzyblonde
11-11-08, 01:48 PM
You got me :smt072
Its proper Bo, I tell thee:mrgreen:
Its proper Bo, I tell thee:mrgreen:
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Mr Speirs
11-11-08, 01:58 PM
1) I've been in seven aeroplane crashes without a scratch.
2) I can't STAND the feeling of wool on my teeth.
Two things...
7 plane Crashes!!! Like real big planes? Or the little ones either way you are unbreakable.
When would you ever need to have wool on your teeth??? :)
dizzyblonde
11-11-08, 02:01 PM
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aww sorry couldn't resist:smt008
aww sorry couldn't resist:smt008
No worries - I am older than said annoying artist so I say he just copied me :p
I hate him with a passion for the ridicule he has caused me! :rolleyes:
Two things...
7 plane Crashes!!! Like real big planes? Or the little ones either way you are unbreakable.
When would you ever need to have wool on your teeth??? :)
Big jumbo jet sized ones. I used to fly almost every day to a different country. Most in areas of the world where the planes are held together with string. :)
and taking wet woollen....gloves...off.. with .. your ... teeth!
Took me 3 minutes to write that I was cringing so hard. :)
dirtydog
11-11-08, 02:16 PM
and taking wet woollen....gloves...off.. with .. your ... teeth!
Took me 3 minutes to write that I was cringing so hard. :)
That's making me cgringe as well :mad:
6, Got thrown out of a brothel in Monchengladbach in about 83'
7, Was once grounded for dangerous flying in a glider
8, Have made love to over 3 women
9, Honestly think Im funnier than I actually am
10, Took a couple of mensa tests, first one IQ 155, 2nd IQ 143, you,d never tell though ;)
6. i also don't like the feeling of wool on my teeth.
7. i have met loads of famous people inc. lue ferrigno and arnold schwarzenegger.
8. i hate organised religions, i don't mind people having a faith, just don't preach it to me.
9. i don't give to charities.
10. my first ever job was a cobbler (shoe repairer).
Mr Speirs
11-11-08, 02:29 PM
8, Have made love to over 3 women
That'll be 4 then :)
Ceri JC
11-11-08, 02:30 PM
1. One of my favourite things is swimming out to sea with a large, heavy rock on and airbed, then holding onto it tightly and pulling it off the airbed so it drags me to the bottom, where it gets ripped from my hands then pushing off from the bottom and swimming back up to the surface.
2. I stabbed another kid with a pencil in school (they deserved it). This may or not have been Drew Carey.
3. When in sixth form, I went to a rival judo club and entered their open tournament, beating everyone else flawlessly and walking away with the first place trophy.
4. I used to be a scout leader.
5. I love old music/sound equipment; reel to reel, old synths etc. as much for the aesthetics as the sounds they produce.
Mr Speirs
11-11-08, 02:37 PM
6. My farts absolutely stink when I have had a few. I have cleared a pub because of it once aswell. One guy ordered and paid for a Guiness, went to the loo, I farted, he came back picked up his pint smelt my fart put pint down and left.
6. My farts absolutely stink when I have had a few. I have cleared a pub because of it once aswell. One guy ordered and paid for a Guiness, went to the loo, I farted, he came back picked up his pint smelt my fart put pint down and left.
You better warn us before you do one at the EAR Christmas doo then! :smt078
dizzyblonde
11-11-08, 02:40 PM
6. My farts absolutely stink when I have had a few. I have cleared a pub because of it once aswell. One guy ordered and paid for a Guiness, went to the loo, I farted, he came back picked up his pint smelt my fart put pint down and left.
oo a fellow farter ...do you do burps??....lol
Caddy2000
11-11-08, 02:42 PM
1. I have brown hair, but ever so slightly ginger eyebrows
2. Sophie Ellis-Bextor once sneered and looked down at me (very difficult; I'm 6'3", but she is an utter tampon!)
3. I gave a tour to the Minister for the Environment for the Republic of Ireland at my park and nearly wet myself as he and his aides reinacted part of a Father Ted episode.
4. I write with my right hand, and am right eye dominant, but play sports left handed.
5. I can't stand the tabloid press!
Mr Speirs
11-11-08, 02:42 PM
oo a fellow farter ...do you do burps??....lol
Yeah but they don't smell as bad.
Mr Speirs
11-11-08, 02:44 PM
You better warn us before you do one at the EAR Christmas doo then! :smt078
and what would be the fun in that.
By the way if I tell everyone that we need to leave and give absolutely no reason whatsoever don't hold me responsible if you don't leave with me.
Dappa D
11-11-08, 02:45 PM
5. I love old music/sound equipment; reel to reel, old synths etc. as much for the aesthetics as the sounds they produce.
do you own any? moogs?
dizzyblonde
11-11-08, 02:49 PM
do you own any? moogs?
like this :p
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n_1ZHlqcOVM
11. I will never grow a beard, because I have ginger bits in it when it grows.
Mr Speirs
11-11-08, 02:55 PM
I have ginger bits in my beard!!!
oh
7. If I don't have at least some stubble I look like a twelve year old girl.
Dappa D
11-11-08, 03:07 PM
ill double entry....
6, i went to sea cadets when younger, and among other things i have a badge for the boswains call.
7, i wanted to be in the airfleet arm when i grew up.
8, i have auditioned for a boyband and got into the last 10 out of over 3000 people
9, i dont lik reggea
10, i love it
11, I have twice been ''detained'' for illegal border crossings, Holland to Germany, Germany into France, one of which was at gunpoint.
12, Have attended numerous bike crashes as an ambulance driver, one, in 83, was so horrific it put me off bikes for over 20 years, be careful out there.
13, Im 87 yrs old in january.
14, Was recently attempting to photograph a black widow spider when one dropped down in front of me and brushed my calf :shock:
15, Im thinking of getting another bike.
Dappa D
11-11-08, 03:17 PM
13, Im 87 yrs old in january. i have no idea why but i want say well done, start calling u sir, and wish u happy birthday for jan, i think ud make a cool grandad.
14, Was recently attempting to photograph a black widow spider when one dropped down in front of me and brushed my calf :shock: thats cool, do you have the pic?
15, Im thinking of getting another bike. go on!!
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Couple more.....
7. I once burnt down an outdoor chemical loo playing with matches. It was a wooden shed type... My dad called me "Chief" as in "Fire Chief" for weeks.
8. When I was about 12 I nearly fell through a skylight on my schools roof trying to retrieve a football. The skylight shattered and as the school was closed at the time, the policed turned up... wasn't me sir, honest. :-dd
9. I've managed to run clean through 2 ranch slider doors (double glazed patio doors) without a single cut or graze. Seperate instances.
After reading nearly all of these, i can say i am boring.
MCN_LiamM
11-11-08, 04:15 PM
After reading nearly all of these, i can say i am boring.
Ditto
missyburd
11-11-08, 04:20 PM
11. I once bit a lad at school because he was blocking my way to the sink, it took 2 teachers and the caretaker to get me off.
12. I was tried to prove you can't get you're arm stuck behind a radiator at primary school...and got it stuck :lol:
13. I write with my left hand but everything else with my right.
Blimey.............this thread is going well:D
6 When I was 17 I broke my fathers jaw with a pressure cooker
7 I was thrown out of ballet classes after just one lesson for being disruptive
8 I have never been married
9 I knew someone who was murdered
10 I knew someone who was jailed for murder ( not connected to number 9 )
9 I knew someone who was murdered
+1
Makes me sad remembering him too - RIP Jase :(
Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 05:14 PM
:(
and no mention of metallica? im shocked
hang on, i thought this was interesting facts that are not well known
i think its a given i friggin' love metallica, everyone knows that :smt040
Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 05:20 PM
:confused: EH? Explain.
I know, odd. But its the only way I can feel ok when someone passes on. Maybe its my memories which i commit to "heaven", which is really just a place in my mind of all the happy things I experianced with that person. Whenever i think about the people that have passed on, I feel a little sad, but I also feel warm inside like they are near me.
Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 05:31 PM
6. I have an undergraduate masters degree in chemistry, with honours. This dosn't mean I am clever, and I don't see why people think other people who have degree's should be clever.
7. I worked out how to make enantiomerically pure MDMA (ecstasy) whilst sitting in the Ace Cafe. But I have lost the peice of paper for that, and wouldn't tell anyone anyway. You can order it from Sigma-Aldrich
8. me and maria both suffer from an ear condition known as otitis externea. It makes me mad with the itching, bu it affects maria alot more
9. I don't like riding in the dark. I'll ride in the pouring rain, I'll ride when its cold. I've even ridden while its sleeting and also been caught in the snow and carried on riding with no real worries. But if its dark, I am poo-scared, even if its a lovely summers night.
10. I love Maria "Miss Alpinstarhero" Sampson and will marry her one day :smt008
joshmac
11-11-08, 05:32 PM
14, Was recently attempting to photograph a black widow spider when one dropped down in front of me and brushed my calf :shock:
Don't know if I could do that TBH
Just out of interest, how did the spider brush your calf if it fell down in front of you?
What country was this in?
missyburd
11-11-08, 05:35 PM
10. I love Maria "Miss Alpinstarhero" Sampson and will marry her one day :smt008
I had to let out a big awwwwww when I read that, wonder if she knows :D
joshmac
11-11-08, 05:37 PM
I had to let out a big awwwwww when I read that, wonder if she knows :D
She does now ;)
Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 05:38 PM
I had to let out a big awwwwww when I read that, wonder if she knows :D
Its on our list of "things to save money up and do"
6 When I was 17 I broke my fathers jaw with a pressure cooker
was that the only way to make his head fit in the pan?
missyburd
11-11-08, 05:40 PM
Its on our list of "things to save money up and do"
hehe, thats a yes then. I'll look forward to the invite :-D :p
I feel sick... its gone all mushy.
Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 05:41 PM
I feel sick... its gone all mushy.
sorry :takeabow:
was that the only way to make his head fit in the pan?
It was the only way to stop him beating the crap out of me yet again because he was drunk:(
That un-mushy enough for you, Grinch?
It was the only way to stop him beating the crap out of me yet again because he was drunk:(
That un-mushy enough for you, Grinch?
Yep, the blunt harsh truth... thanks.
1. I'm originally from Nottingham, Left there when i was 8 but still go back to see me Dad!!
2. My uncle broke my leg when i was 3, we were playing volleyball and i got in the way. I tripped him up he landed on my leg, Snap. This all happened on North Hill in Minehead whilst on a family picnic. Minehead hospital set my leg wrong in plaster leaving me pigeon footed. Nottingham Queens Med had to re-break it and then set it leaving me with a 14inch scar on my left leg (Looks like a shark bite 8-) ), i have the metal plate and 6 pins they put in my leg too!!
3. I was born Knock Knee'd (opposite from bow leg) and had to have an operation when i was 12 to correct this, it involved putting what looked like giant staples into the inside of my knees, top and bottom to stop one side growing and as the otherside grew they would straighten up. They had to time it perfectly to prevent me going bow legged! It was very painful!!
4. On the last day of school i was showing off on my 2stroke scrambler infront of the girls at the local playing field, whilst doing donuts and wheelies i sped off and the back end slid out and then corrected and flung me off, to what i was told about 6ft in the air. I landed on my sholder and rode home with pride broken but bike almost intact. I went to the hospital and luckily nothing broken. I managed to put the bike away before my mum saw and told her it was a rugby accident!! She doesn't know to this day!! :-D
5. I witnessed a stabbing on my way to school when i was 11 and had to give a statement to the police it was very scarey!!
6. I once saw an elderly lady run over
7. I have met the Queen
8. My favourite colour is red
9. I can't U-turn my 675
10. I have seen three spirits of deceased persons
Don't know if I could do that TBH
Just out of interest, how did the spider brush your calf if it fell down in front of you?
What country was this in?
Weve just come back from the states and spent 11 days in california, we stayed with a couple of friends out in the sticks at a place called Agua dulce, about 35 miles north of L.A. The place is overun with black widows and brown recluse spiders, I was trying to photograph a black widow hanging just under the railings on his porch and was down on me haunches trying to shoot upwards at at about 45 degs when I felt something brush my calf, Ive got a couple of photo,s which I will post up when Ive uploaded them, they,re not great mind.
Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 07:09 PM
It was the only way to stop him beating the crap out of me yet again because he was drunk:(
That un-mushy enough for you, Grinch?
Tone of thread duely reset. Harsh, and very sad you went through all that :(
Tone of thread duely reset. Harsh, and very sad you went through all that :(
Thanks, Hun, but ancient history now. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger:cool:
MoDaddy
11-11-08, 07:15 PM
1) I have two adopted sons; one is 23 years old, the other 23 months!
2) I once worked as an safe-crack on police raids into establishments and homes operated by drug-lords.
3) I had a brain tumor surgically removed in 1991. Now I have trouble remembering things.
4) ?
6) Beagles, but only if they're willing to.
Warthog
11-11-08, 07:29 PM
3) I had a brain tumor surgically removed in 1991. Now I have trouble remembering things.
4) ?
:lol:
1. I wet myself in the Gym in PE when I was 11
2. I have since learned to forgive and love myself
3. I love my downwards famile but loathe my sideways and upwards
4. I worry far too much
5. Sometimes I get really scared when riding my bikes but I'd never stop riding
I broke 29 bones in one go when I smashed a KE100 through a pub door at 55mph.
My parents didn't find out I had a daughter until she was 21 years old.
I have served with two of the armed forces with a gap inbetween.
In 1980 me and a friend were two of the first people to ride the recently dismantled Alton Towers Corkscrew Rollercoaster. We were on the first ride that the public were allowed on.
At the age of 4 I could speak fluent English, Maltese, German and could get by in basic Malay. Nowadays I can barely speak English.
Tim in Belgium
11-11-08, 07:32 PM
Two things...
7 plane Crashes!!! Like real big planes? Or the little ones either way you are unbreakable.
When would you ever need to have wool on your teeth??? :)
Rug munching??
Rug munching??
is that a bit like pillow biting?
tactcom7
11-11-08, 07:38 PM
1. I lost my license for 13.5 months last year for drink driving. (prepares for backlash...)
2. I quite often think about comitting suicide.
3. I don't really like going out for just a few drinks, it's none or everything really.
4. I think I can get on with just about anyone.
5. I don't tell my family I love them often enough.
6. my favorite genre of music is indie/alternative
7. i believe i am not far from a breakdown/going "mad"
8. i never open up to anybody
9. i dont think i even like motorbikes
10. i am a very good poker player
I once had to pray with the whole of my secondary school for the souls of two girls caught kissing in the toilets whilst they stood on stage in front of us.
And 20 years on you're praying you could watch them do a re-run.
2. I quite often think about comitting suicide.
Don't you dare. You have no idea what it does to the people you leave behind. Don't do it. End of.
missyburd
11-11-08, 07:50 PM
14. I was went for the high jump in the school gym and a daft P.E teacher got in the way...as a result I missed the mattress and landed on my knee, never been right since :rolleyes:
Seggons
11-11-08, 07:53 PM
4. I am naked on the internet, and tried my hand at stripping for a while before I realised the error of my ways and quit.
There's only so much a man can google with so little information. :lol:
There's only so much a man can google with so little information. :lol:
ohhh thats just scary and a little perverted .. i like you style seggons :-D
Tim in Belgium
11-11-08, 08:02 PM
6. I once went out with the daughter of christian singer Graham Kendrick ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Kendrick ) who I'd never heard of. She thought there was something deep about me, obviously there wasn't as it didn't last long.
7. I co-founded a Uni surf club with a college mate, both of us ended up having romantic liaisons with girls who came on our trips*.
8. Once after eating fried grasshoppers in Kampala I got a taxi scooter back to my campsite, we ended up not quite making the final turn and ended up in the ditch where I promptly paid the man.
9. I have slept on the Hoba meteorite for a night, "the largest known meteorite** and likewise the largest known single mass of native iron known on earth."
http://giantcrystals.strahlen.org/africa/hoba.htm
10. I had my haircut once by a transvestite in the Phillippines whilst my Uncle was watching, he took the pi$$ for the next few days.
* only after the trips once back at uni, we didn't want to abuse our positions of power too much ;)
** = there is a rumour of a much larger iron meteorite at Chinguetti in Mauretania
Miss Alpinestarhero
11-11-08, 08:03 PM
14. I was went for the high jump in the school gym and a daft P.E teacher got in the way...as a result I missed the mattress and landed on my knee, never been right since :rolleyes:
Ouch..! Damn PE Teacher.
More facts (I might as well jump on the bandwagon of adding more facts)
7. Im secretly good at athletics i.e. long distance running. Won gold through school and sixth form then quit due to damaging my knee (you may have gathered im rather sporty by this point!)
8. I shut my sisters finger in the door on purpose when I was 10
11. (and the best one!) i genuinely belive i would have a chance with any woman in the world! that comment can be taken as nothing other than conceited and thats a fair comment, but i'm so sure! im not good looking at all, just think i'm funny and charming without being smarmy. all my opinion of course! lol
12. i've been under general anaesthetic 6 times
It was the only way to stop him beating the crap out of me yet again because he was drunk:(
That un-mushy enough for you, Grinch?
I knocked my tee-total father clean out and down the stairs with one punch when I was 14, for the similar reasons. I'd taken enough beatings in my life and that one on that particular day pushed me over the edge - I broke his jaw and two bones in my hand with that punch. My father has never raised a hand to me since, and has actually flinched when I've moved my hands quickly near him.
Brettus
11-11-08, 08:15 PM
1: I Married my high school maths teacher 2 years ago
2: Haven't spoken to dad in 15 years
3: Have a very limited diet, fussy eater
4: I wrote two cars off at age 5
5: I wanted to be a mechanic, until I did work experience.
Kinda boring when compared to those who have come before but there you go :)
I knocked my tee-total father clean out and down the stairs with one punch when I was 14, for the similar reasons. I'd taken enough beatings in my life and that one on that particular day pushed me over the edge - I broke his jaw and two bones in my hand with that punch. My father has never raised a hand to me since, and has actually flinched when I've moved my hands quickly near him.
Yeah, my father left me alone after that. My promise to stab him to death in his sleep if he ever hit me again may have had something to do with that though:D
my older brother used to get me up to get him a glass of water at night
i used to get it from the toilet bowl....
Brettus
11-11-08, 08:17 PM
my older brother used to get me up to get him a glass of water at night
i used to get it from the toilet bowl....
Hahah thats ace!:cheers:
maviczap
11-11-08, 08:25 PM
1. I've been run over by a bus.
2. I have 4 titainium plates screwed into my jaws
3. I once saw Bob Geldorf in Boots the chemist.
4. I meet Bjorn Borg & Greg Rudetski on seperate nights in the lift of the hotel I was staying in. Both said hello to me.
5. Its my birthday today :smt113
One of my first girlfriends (when I was 12) named her first son after me because I am her favourite ex-boyfriend.
I was best man at another ex-girlfriend's wedding - she married my best mate after we did a burd swop. That also means my ex-wife was bridesmaid at her ex-boyfriend's wedding.
My daughter and I both have a condition called Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy. This means the muscle in our hearts is too thick and our hearts don't pump very well. I had a mild heart attack aged 20 and another major one 9 months later on my 21st birthday - my daughter had a major one aged 19.
I once pulled a very nice young lady at a friends wedding reception, spent a great evening and all night with her and never saw her again - until 3 months later when I turned on the TV and saw her singing her No.2 hit on Top of the Pops.
I was an inch taller until I broke both my legs in my big bike accident in 1981.
I once pulled a very nice young lady at a friends wedding reception, spent a great evening and all night with her and never saw her again - until 3 months later when I turned on the TV and saw her singing her No.2 hit on Top of the Pops.
we'll just leave that one there shall we?
NO!!!!! DISH!!
we'll just leave that one there shall we?
NO!!!!! DISH!!
Nope. I've promised her via my mate that I'll never reveal her identity, and I'm a gent who sticks to his word
Nope. I've promised her via my mate that I'll never reveal her identity, and I'm a gent who sticks to his word
and for that i both hate you and respect you!! ;)
90% respect. 10% hate!! :-D
tigersaw
11-11-08, 08:57 PM
1 Animals really like me. Dogs, cats, horses, birds, whatever. I don't have to do anything.
2 I may or may not have had a cigarette with two underage royal boys behind a pub near Highgrove House
3 I've been on the Big Breakfast with Kieth Chegwin
4 I've only ever bought one newspaper, and thats because the feature story involved me.
5 I knew when my mum died, even though it was a couple of hundred miles away and unexpected.
Gene genie
11-11-08, 09:03 PM
3 I've been on the Big Breakfast with Kieth Chegwin
are you braggin' or getting rid of a skeleton out of the closet?:D
missyburd
11-11-08, 09:03 PM
15. I hate to see a bloke cry, whether it be in a film or in real life. I can guarantee I'll cry too lol
and for that i both hate you and respect you!! ;)
90% respect. 10% hate!! :-D
Let me put it this way, she was then in a long term relationship, which I didn't know about at the time. She's no longer in that relationship, but her ex-partner is still a very close friend and colleague of hers. I won't make it public because A) I promised not to, and B) It would jeopardise the close friendship she has with her ex were he to find out, which would be bloody cruel on my part.
tigersaw
11-11-08, 09:05 PM
are you braggin' or getting rid of a skeleton out of the closet?:D
He was a thoroughly nice chap :) That Gabby was a minger though, and Paula looked rough.
I also met Zig and Zag... perhaps I should have mentioned that instead...
Dangerous Dave
11-11-08, 09:08 PM
11) I have rim tape on the 800 still, put it on 6 years ago and thought it looked a little tacky then.
12) I have three homes, quarters, house on the coast down here, and a cottage just outside of Beuzeville in France.
13) I cannot count how many people I have directly killed in active duty, I've run out of fingers and toes to count with but I could identify every single one in a photo line up.
14) I have broken into Hinkley and Hartlepool power stations.
15) I have no feeling in my left little finger.
Let me put it this way, she was then in a long term relationship, which I didn't know about at the time. She's no longer in that relationship, but her ex-partner is still a very close friend and colleague of hers. I won't make it public because A) I promised not to, and B) It would jeopardise the close friendship she has with her ex were he to find out, which would be bloody cruel on my part.
no, big nod in your direction for your integrity. cant fault you there fella. the fact you promised is good enough reason...which leads me to...
14. i've never broken a promise in my life
14. i've never broken a promise in my life
Until I was 21 I cheated on every girl I went out with, since then I think almost every girl I've been out with has cheated on me and I've been the faithful one.
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