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[missyburd]

this is quite amusing! I've stumbled across it, hours of fun! (although not literally as I do have work to do :oops:)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum

[missyburd]

Motorcycles have a number of advantages over cars (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cars) - for example, they're much louder and scarier, making them much more fun. They are also much cheaper to buy and run than cars. As an example, a brand new Vespa 125cc can be purchased on the road for as little as £3500. You will then need a crash helmet (£300), a leather jacket (£500), some Freddie Mercury (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Freddie_Mercury) trousers (£100), a pair of boots (£130), kevlar gloves (£90), a coffin (£1000), a headstone (£750), cremation (£380) and flowers in the church (£200). That said, the bike is still much cheaper to run as it will consume only half a litre of fuel while getting you from your house to the scene of your first fatal accident, making the total lifetime running costs of the bike 50p. oh dear, I wonder if this was written by Jeremy Clarkson :lol:

[dizzyblonde]

oh dear, I wonder if this was written by Jeremy Clarkson :lol:

Yes he did actually. It was an article he wrote after he was spotted riding a vespa

[missyburd]

Yes he did actually. It was an article he wrote after he was spotted riding a vespa
LOL thought it seemed familiar! D'oh. I'm clearly having a thick day on the .org today :rolleyes: :D

[carnivore]

SHAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3e/Adminpwnage.gif (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Adminpwnage.gif)

[missyburd]

Me or Lou?

[dizzyblonde]

Me or Lou?


it was on your link to wkiiwatsit....I'm glad our admins not like that....



bad carnivore:smt075
....currently chastizing him on the sofa..he found the link very amusingly informative

[derbybiker]

and a quote from the 'motorbikes' page: -

"It is a well-known fact that motorcycles have the ability to turn themselves and their riders completely invisible to all other traffic except police officers, to whom the opposite effect occurs."

[missyburd]

In the beginning, god (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/god) created man (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/man) and he saw that it was good. Then he had a divine thought: i can do better.
LOL!

[Baph]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3e/Adminpwnage.gif (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Adminpwnage.gif)
Is it just me, or does the "Mod" look uncannily like our very own Stu?

[arenalife]

ZOMG!!!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cat

[chakraist]

For years uncyclopedia was my home page, I'd read the article of the day like, every day. I love that site.