its back!!! teh wednesday "post me a riddle" thread. sponsored by Brains Faggots

[Venom]

foresight?
a blind person?

Clue: it's from a film.

[Owenski]

Clue: it's from a film.
a bat / batman

[Quiff Wichard]

yes... I thought that was what palindromes obviously do. Read the same backwards and forwards ;) i'm happy with half a pint. :p

was it a rat i saw.




a man a plan a canal panama

[keithd]

a man a plan a canal panama

last time a man had a plan involving panama it was a canoe, not a canal....

ooo two riddle threads...!! i am a trend setter, where i lead others fallow

[plowsie]

last time a man had a plan involving panama it was a canoe, not a canal....

ooo two riddle threads...!! i am a trend setter, where i lead others fallow
I refer you to your own thread...

[hollyj]

I forgot to check this thread, sowee...

Whats the only 6 letter word in the Oxford dictionary that has no
consonants? hint: Its not a medical term or a plural

[Quiff Wichard]

Rhythm













of which I have plenty;)

[Quiff Wichard]

oh- consonnnaannntss.. oops

[Richie]

Hey you cant do that - no-one has gotten mine right yet :)

And googling doesnt count.

I want a space between "The Fox" And "And" And "And" "And" Hounds...

pub sign painter.

edit.. Damn beaten too it.

[Quiff Wichard]

I want a space between "The Fox" And "And" And "And" "And" Hounds...

pub sign painter.


its been answered pages ago you northern numpty xx

[Quiff Wichard]

I forgot to check this thread, sowee...

Whats the only 6 letter word in the Oxford dictionary that has no
consonants? hint: Its not a medical term or a plural

Euouae..

a Rhythm.. hmmm maybe I wasnt oo far off what a coincidence eh..??

[hollyj]

Rhythm



of which I have plenty;)

winner :D your turn!

[Quiff Wichard]

I forgot to check this thread, sowee...

Whats the only 6 letter word in the Oxford dictionary that has no
consonants? hint: Its not a medical term or a plural



did you mean no Vowels then?? if Rhyhm wins?..


tis odd though that the 5 word one with only vowels is the one I aid above which also means Rhythm..









ok.. NEXT ONE
The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it's time for noon tea.

The second's biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is oft used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?

[hollyj]

oh ffs I am such a tube lol lets blame it on the drink :oops:

[Jamiebridges123]

5 - Sumo
4 - Aim? Bullet? Target?
3 - no idea
2 - flummoxed
1 - failed. :(

[hollyj]

ok.. NEXT ONE
The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it's time for noon tea.

The second's biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is oft used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?

Fingers on your hand?
1st - Pinky
2nd - ring finger
3rd - middle
4th- index
5th - thumb

[Jamiebridges123]

Ahh.. I think you have it.. god I'm so crap with riddles. :D

[Quiff Wichard]

you is CORRECT !!

[Owenski]

Hand

[Owenski]

puppy poop! it didnt show the lower post when I scrolled initially. sorry hollyj

[hollyj]

I'm crap at thinking up riddles (see above lol) feel free to post one!!

[Sally]

What gets wetter as it dries?

Apoligises if it is hitler bike post.

[Owenski]

water ice stream

[Venom]

What gets wetter as it dries?

Apoligises if it is hitler bike post.

towel.

Inside my jar there are a thousand heads and eyes, but they cannot think or see.

What's inside?

[joshmac]

towel.

Inside my jar there are a thousand heads and eyes, but they cannot think or see.

What's inside?
Pins and hooks?

[Venom]

Pins and hooks?

Close.

[Jamiebridges123]

Pins and needles

[joshmac]

Pins and screws?

[Venom]

Pins and needles

yep, pins (heads) & needles (eyes)


Josh, screws don't have eyes I think

[Jamiebridges123]

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.

[Owenski]

tyres

[keithd]

a shadow?

[joshmac]

a shadow?
beat me to it keefy :D

[Jamiebridges123]

yup it's a shadow.

Wow, I feel HONOURED keithd got it!

Please mighty sir take the stage!

[keithd]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop

what am i?

i know the answer, but think its a bit ambiguous....

and if its been posted already i'll do another for you..

[Venom]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop

what am i?

i know the answer, but think its a bit ambiguous....

and if its been posted already i'll do another for you..

I know that riddle. I thought the last line is "Can you guess the answer?"

[Quiff Wichard]

the sun

pride?


oh I dont know

[Quiff Wichard]

vanity

[Quiff Wichard]

tellll eee it doin me head in

pm me

I NEEEEDS to know

[keithd]

tellll eee it doin me head in

pm me

I NEEEEDS to know

bloody hell quiff, calm down! i only posted the riddle 6 minutes ago!!:D

[Owenski]

all i can think of Morning Mourning and Sun

[Owenski]

but for all of those I can see some of them not working you cant apply it to them all.

[Quiff Wichard]

bloody hell quiff, calm down! i only posted the riddle 6 minutes ago!!:D


I am very excitable today !... hee hee no I was jsut checkin a few bits.. and got to go build a shed and wouldnt concentrate if THAT was on my mind-

me know answer now.. ta:D

[keithd]

I am very excitable today !... hee hee no I was jsut checkin a few bits.. and got to go build a shed and wouldnt concentrate if THAT was on my mind-

me know answer now.. ta:D

if you know the answer, and cracked it yourself, post it up buttercup...

[Venom]

if you know the answer, and cracked it yourself, post it up buttercup...
He didn't crack it ;)

Ther will be no posting.

[joshmac]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop

what am i?

i know the answer, but think its a bit ambiguous....

and if its been posted already i'll do another for you..
Words?

[plowsie]

Pressure? Don't fit most of it though.

EDIT: Just googled the answer, hmmm, even other people can't make their mind up.

[Owenski]

light?

[Owenski]

no scrap that cos light doesnt make me need to pee.

[Spiderman]

i just googled it too and i dont agree with the answer tbh, lol.

Maybe keef should post the answer.....and a new riddle.

[plowsie]

I think maybe keith missed a bit.

'Can you guess the riddle?'

The answer is no....

Some people say pressure, this is incorrect for the polar bears, they do not turn white from pressure.

[keithd]

i just googled it too and i dont agree with the answer tbh, lol.

Maybe keef should post the answer.....and a new riddle.

as you can see from my original post i know the answer but think its ambiguous. those that know the answer appear to agree...

the answer, boys and girls, is...

time.

[Venom]

I think maybe keith missed a bit.

'Can you guess the riddle?'

The answer is no....

Some people say pressure, this is incorrect for the polar bears, they do not turn white from pressure.

That's what I said.

I know that riddle. I thought the last line is "Can you guess the answer?"

Time is a better answer than pressure but still doesn't really fit

[Owenski]

lol other way round I think pressure is a better shout than time. but agree neither fit the whole riddle. Such as I dont think I'd pop for looking at pressure. then again I dont think time has anything to do with polar bears turning white cant win.

[Spiderman]

Answer i found on google was pressure but time is just as bad, lol.

Neither pressure nor time turn pancakes brown tho do they? Time would turn them mouldy and pressure would flatten them. Heat would turn panckaes brown, one of the other things heat can do is create pressure of course but i aont never seen anyone cook their pancakes in a pressure cooker to get them more brown.

Go on the keefy, do another :)

[Spiderman]

then again I dont think time has anything to do with polar bears turning white cant win.

evolution dear boy ;)

[Venom]

Answer i found on google was pressure but time is just as bad, lol.

Neither pressure nor time turn pancakes brown tho do they? Time would turn them mouldy and pressure would flatten them. Heat would turn panckaes brown, one of the other things heat can do is create pressure of course but i aont never seen anyone cook their pancakes in a pressure cooker to get them more brown.

Go on the keefy, do another :)

Time on the cooker?

time wouldn't make me pop though, I can stare at the clock for ages.

[Owenski]

but how would time make me look like a celeb?

[Spiderman]

Time on the cooker?

time wouldn't make me pop though, I can stare at the clock for ages.
Time on the cooker is no use without the heat tho but in theory in time we all pp as the gasses build up inside us as we decompose.

but how would time make me look like a celeb?
Exactly.

Tis a rubbish riddle and should be banned!

[Venom]

Time on the cooker is no use without the heat tho but in theory in time we all pp as the gasses build up inside us as we decompose.

Yes but dead people can't look


Exactly.

Tis a rubbish riddle and should be banned!

+1

Anyway,

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

[plowsie]

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
The old ones are the best ones :rolleyes:

[Owenski]

rowing

[Venom]

The old ones are the best ones :rolleyes:
and simple

rowing

no

[dizzyblonde]

may I have a go..

motherless
fatherless
born without a skin
spoke when I was born
then never spoke again...

...what am I?

[plowsie]

and simple



no
ton

[Owenski]

saw?

[Venom]

ton
yes but somone has to solve Dizzys to post now.

[plowsie]

yes but somone has to solve Dizzys to post now.
I'm not solving it, its childish (:-P) and cant think of one :lol:

[Owenski]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ton - not ! i get it

I'll go stand in a corner for a bit now.

[dizzyblonde]

I'm not solving it, its childish (:-P) and cant think of one :lol:


lol, no its not, my grandad told me it years ago...your laughing, its funny:smt036 go on solve it, I dare ya!

[Owenski]

may I have a go..

motherless
fatherless
born without a skin
spoke when I was born
then never spoke again...

...what am I?

Big Bang?

[keithd]

may I have a go..

motherless
fatherless
born without a skin
spoke when I was born
then never spoke again...

...what am I?

keithd

[Venom]

I'm not solving it, its childish (:-P) and cant think of one :lol:

Go on. http://i.pbase.com/o5/42/267742/1/68416028.ZWKwadqz.fart.gif

[keithd]

but how would time make me look like a celeb?

casper wasnt always a ghost

[Owenski]

casper wasnt always a ghost

you lie!

[dizzyblonde]

Big Bang?

in some aspects...possibly:)

[Owenski]

well i thought of a star but couldnt think of it speaking, only noise I thought of a star making was at the big bang.. See there was logic to my madness nmuhahaha

[Jamiebridges123]

may I have a go..

motherless
fatherless
born without a skin
spoke when I was born
then never spoke again...

...what am I?

Time.

[Venom]

in some aspects...possibly:)

:lol:

[plowsie]

"Its a big great big wet fart, I tell ya"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f71VqFgwPy4&feature=related

[Owenski]

you all mock me with your inteligence!

[dizzyblonde]

lol, was trying a cheeky attempt at making you serious lot giggle ;-)

and yes it is!

[plowsie]

lol, was trying a cheeky attempt at making you serious lot giggle ;-)

and yes it is!
Made me giggle :)

[Venom]

http://i.pbase.com/o5/42/267742/1/68416028.ZWKwadqz.fart.gifhttp://i.pbase.com/o5/42/267742/1/68416028.ZWKwadqz.fart.gifhttp://i.pbase.com/o5/42/267742/1/68416028.ZWKwadqz.fart.gif


hehheh

[dizzyblonde]

All I can see is red squares :-(

[Venom]

It's a fart gif.

Next riddle anyone?