Hello!

[Von Teese]

you make it sound like the old days.....too much red tape now :smt005 :reaper:

Yep, things just aren't the same anymore :smt010

[Spiderman]

Sorry, my mistake, the "gifted" bus it is!

I've heard that the back window tastes best but to savour it fully you have to place both hands flat on the window and take long licks!




I always found it tasted like someone elses dried up spit tbh.

Too far? :lol:

[Rorshach]

no ....i fink it tastes like strawberrrries....with salt

[Spiderman]

Thats cos you went after me...and i'd been eating strawberries ;)

[Rorshach]

Yep, things just aren't the same anymore :smt010


except if your Russian!

[bikerchick82]

no ....i fink it tastes like strawberrrries....with salt

Thats cos you went after me...and i'd been eating strawberries ;)

I have way to many images in my head after that little revelation :eek:

[Rorshach]

righty-ho....

step away from the conversation. rofl

[Von Teese]

Thats cos you went after me...and i'd been eating strawberries ;)

Mmmmm strawberries!

[bikerchick82]

And cream...You can't forget the cream! :smt047

[Rorshach]

clotted ,whipped or squirty cream? its all in the detail!

[Von Teese]

On strawberries....I like vanilla icecream!
Clotted cream: scones and strawberry jam
Whipped cream / squirty cream: .......................!

[Red Herring]

I can see that there are starting to be several compelling reasons to make it to the AR09......

[Lozzo]

it's only by the miracle that is modern day medicine and plastic surgery that I'm still looking as if I'm 27 :D

Wow, you're only 27?

[Von Teese]

I can see that there are starting to be several compelling reasons to make it to the AR09......;)

Wow, you're only 27?

Lozzo, don't get her angry...shes a kwak rider and you know how angry green people can be....besides, Im TRYING to 'girlify' her and that includes stopping her nasty habit of beating men up!:laughat::smt112

[Rai86]

Lozzo, don't get her angry...shes a kwak rider and you know how angry green people can be....besides, Im TRYING to 'girlify' her and that includes stopping her nasty habit of beating men up!:laughat::smt112

meh lol loz is good fun to beat up :p

Can you give me some tips on girlification?

[Von Teese]

meh lol loz is good fun to beat up :p

Can you give me some tips on girlification?

Hehe, add another to our girly sleepover Jayneflakes :smt026

[Rai86]

Hehe, add another to our girly sleepover Jayneflakes :smt026

8-[

[Lozzo]

meh lol loz is good fun to beat up :p

Can you give me some tips on girlification?

You don't need any of that business, you're plenty gurlie enough from what I've seen

[Von Teese]

Dont worry its not that kind of a sleepover....!

[Lozzo]

I was just concerned that Jayneflakes might try to turn her to the dark side

[Von Teese]

Ahhh, I seee!
But the force seems strong with her, Im sure she will be safe...besides, I managed to get by the whole of the GM BBQ yesterday with Bernardbikerchick's boob grappling and manage to 'stand by my man'.

[Rai86]

Loz, you should know that i could never be turmed...not when there are handsome chaps like you out there

[Lozzo]

Loz, you should know that i could never be turmed...not when there are handsome chaps like you out there

Good god woman, you need specs.

[Rai86]

Good god woman, you need specs.
:makelurve:

[Von Teese]

:makelurve:

Now there's an offer you can't refuse Loz!

Rai - PM'd

[Jayneflakes]

I was just concerned that Jayneflakes might try to turn her to the dark side


Hey, I am practically married! :smt097

Anyway, I don't have time to break in a new slave. :smt079

Actually Lozzo, if you are open to the idea that people can be turned to the Dark side, I might know a nice chap who is available. Mid forties, slight belly on him, would make you a lovely wife! :smt044

[Rai86]

Actually Lozzo, if you are open to the idea that people can be turned to the Dark side, I might know a nice chap who is available. Mid forties, slight belly on him, would make you a lovely wife! :smt044

Ha ha ha...he'd love it ;)

[Lozzo]

I'd hate it, he sounds just like me.

[bikerchick82]

Wow, you're only 27?

I know, I know......I look 97 :(

[Rorshach]

is that in the hein greikkkke sizing?

[Von Teese]

Katola! What the hell are you doing online, thought you were moving today?

[Rorshach]

On strawberries....I like vanilla icecream!
Clotted cream: scones and strawberry jam
Whipped cream / squirty cream: .......................!



good call! bestest scones and cream teas down in Devon...guess where i am next month! bliss :cool:

[Milky Bar Kid]

:smt104 This thread, or certainly last few pages have gotten me a bit scared...

[Rorshach]

its ok...we are professionals.........nothing to see here...move along ;)

i thought you were the hard (not so) ugly arm of the law? you should be used to this at work! lol

[Milky Bar Kid]

Haha! Yeah, sometimes....! Although I am one of those people who say things innocently and they get twisted and then I look like the dirty minded one!

[Rorshach]

;) usually by an ambo i suspect... we do that!

[Milky Bar Kid]

wtf is an ambo?

[Rorshach]

its like one of your vans....but with a stretcher and peeps in green

[Milky Bar Kid]

haha! aye, ma bezzie is a paramedic, know what you lot are like!

[Rorshach]

:) all good then lol

[Raf]

haha! aye, ma bezzie is a paramedic, know what you lot are like!

Pardon!? Your what!?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bezzie? As in Bezzie mate? As in best pal?

[Damian]

hello to you all, im new to, any one from the north west :p:p

[Venom]

Whipped cream / squirty cream: .......................!

What's .............! :-k

Squirty cream on hot chocolate is great.

[Damian]

hi me on my bike,
(http://img17.imageshack.us/i/01032009001p.jpg/)

[Venom]

hello to you all, im new to, any one from the north west :p:p

Welcome.

Border Patrol will be your local section if you wanna meet up for rides.

linky (http://forums.sv650.org/forumdisplay.php?f=158)

[Von Teese]

Haha! Yeah, sometimes....! Although I am one of those people who say things innocently and they get twisted and then I look like the dirty minded one!

Me too, Im so innocent and pure, I mean I just cannot understand how people think Im anything but a saint....
*wail, its so hard being misunderstood!

hello to you all, im new to, any one from the north west :p:p
Hello there!

What's .............! :-k

Squirty cream on hot chocolate is great.
See, see this is what I meant, I meant for HOT CHOCOLATE GUYS!
...ummm with umm sprinkles! Yeah thats right!

[Venom]

Me too, Im so innocent and pure, I mean I just cannot understand how people think Im anything but a saint....
*wail, its so hard being misunderstood!

See, see this is what I meant, I meant for HOT CHOCOLATE GUYS!
...ummm with umm sprinkles! Yeah thats right!

I was merely asking what ".......!" was. I have no idea what else it could be instead of hot chocolate... :-?

I think you're the one who twists things, my comment was perfectly innocent. O:)

[Von Teese]

I was merely asking what ".......!" was. I have no idea what else it could be instead of hot chocolate... :-?

I think you're the one who twists things, my comment was perfectly innocent. O:)

I BLAME JAYNEFLAKES......
That is all!
*runs off!

[bikerchick82]

Hah!!

Double Hah!!!

You? Innocent? Yeah right! :smt005

You can't blame anyone else, you're the bad influence me darlin' ;)

Oh and all moved, started at 11am Monday morning and finally finished at 5am Tuesday morning :o

Broadband is going in on Monday so til then I'm only online at work :D

[anna]

hello to you all, im new to, any one from the north west :p:p


Hello and welcome there, you are allowed to create your own thread to say hello we wont bite honest ;)

(well actually bear might :scratch: )

[Von Teese]

I don't bite where it shows!

[Quedos]

I don't bite where it shows!

yeah yeah - don't believe her

Welcome by the way:smt109

[Bluewolf]

.

[bikerchick82]

In the interests of keeping this clean.....I'm off to go polish some helmets :D

[Rorshach]

yup ,im just to clean my pipes :P

[Bluewolf]

.

[Rorshach]

...and then its nipple greasing time!

....i cant do this much more!!

[Spiderman]

Someone ask for some lube???

:)

[Bluewolf]

.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh. My. Good. God.

[Bluewolf]

.

[Milky Bar Kid]

My innocent young mind has been corrupted...

[Rorshach]

not even close yet......give it time ......give it time

[Milky Bar Kid]

You mean it gets worse???!

[Venom]

I haven't used my shiny red helmet for ages. Could someone offer me to hop on behind them for a ride?

[Bluewolf]

.

[dawn07]

I worry about you lot!
Nice red bell helmet tho!:smt110

[Rorshach]

agreed ... but the scary thing is , he has a green one too

[dawn07]

agreed ... but the scary thing is , he has a green one too
:smt103:puker:

[Von Teese]

Venom, how many helmets do you have?

Oh by the way, Gruntygiggles is going to look after my puppies at the AR09, what a star!

[Rorshach]

i cant make AR09 , so if you like, i can look after your ....errr.....cat?

[gruntygiggles]

Yes I'll be looking after VT's puppies for the AR, I'll have a little play with them, find some balls to bounce for them....maybe I can ask Venom if I can borrow his red bell helmet in case I fancy a little pound around the park!!!

[Venom]

Venom, how many helmets do you have?

Oh by the way, Gruntygiggles is going to look after my puppies at the AR09, what a star!

Just the one.

i cant make AR09 , so if you like, i can look after your ....errr.....cat?

:smt016:cat:

[Von Teese]

Yes I'll be looking after VT's puppies for the AR, I'll have a little play with them, find some balls to bounce for them....maybe I can ask Venom if I can borrow his red bell helmet in case I fancy a little pound around the park!!!

Don't forget to stroke them, they love that!

i cant make AR09 , so if you like, i can look after your ....errr.....cat?

With pleasure, do you have any previous experience though, Im quite fussy!

[gruntygiggles]

Oh, I always like a long hard stroke hun!

[Von Teese]

Oh, I always like a long hard stroke hun!


:winner:

[Rorshach]

indeed,

i have much experience in the field of cat care, i agree with your fussines.

i prefer to look after a well groomed pussies,and keep my care standards high!!

[gruntygiggles]

Every well groomed pussy likes high standards of care so you're in with a shot!

My only question is, some pussy's like gentle caressing while others like to eat people alive. Would it not be better for you to make sure Von Teese isn't going to hand you the latter???

[dawn07]

Please no more! Nearly giving myself an injury here coz I'm laughing so hard!:smt082

[Venom]

Yes I'll be looking after VT's puppies for the AR, I'll have a little play with them, find some balls to bounce for them....maybe I can ask Venom if I can borrow his red bell helmet in case I fancy a little pound around the park!!!

If next weekend is anything like today, you might get a bit wet.

[gruntygiggles]

If next weekend is anything like today, you might get a bit wet.


Darn it, hadn't thought of that! I'll be fine but I wonder hw VT's pussy will cope???

[Von Teese]

i prefer to look after a well groomed pussies,and keep my care standards high!!

My pussies are always well groomed and my puppies are in excellent order I will have you know!


My only question is, some pussy's like gentle caressing while others like to eat people alive. Would it not be better for you to make sure Von Teese isn't going to hand you the latter???
Well fortunately my pussies are all very friendly


If next weekend is anything like today, you might get a bit wet.
I dont mind getting wet really, adds to the excitement I think

Darn it, hadn't thought of that! I'll be fine but I wonder hw VT's pussy will cope???
Well if Rorshach is as good as he claims, I think I might even have to pay him for the service

[Venom]

I dont mind getting wet really, adds to the excitement I think

I dunno... sometimes it gets a bit too slippery during a really wet ride and there isn't enough friction, the rubber loses grip and I end up having an accident. :shock::oops:

[Von Teese]

I dunno... sometimes it gets a bit too slippery during a really wet ride and there isn't enough friction, the rubber loses grip and I end up having an accident. :shock::oops:

Hmmm actually you do have a really good point there....

[gruntygiggles]

I dunno... sometimes it gets a bit too slippery during a really wet ride and there isn't enough friction, the rubber loses grip and I end up having an accident. :shock::oops:

Well yes, but if your muscles are in good order like mine, a little pound around the park in even the wettest conditions can be an awful lot of fun:wink:

[Von Teese]

a little pound around the park in even the wettest conditions can be an awful lot of fun:wink:

Depends what you are riding I guess!
I mean something smooth and sleek and built for speed may not be as much fun as something knobbly and rough under those conditions.

[gruntygiggles]

Depends what you are riding I guess!
I mean something smooth and sleek and built for speed may not be as much fun as something knobbly and rough under those conditions.

I guess smooth and sleek and you'd have to run it like a marathon....not pounding too hard for fear of losing grip and therefore contact.
Knobbly and rough and you could have a real good bit of fast and furious fun methinks;-)

[Von Teese]

I guess smooth and sleek and you'd have to run it like a marathon....not pounding too hard for fear of losing grip and therefore contact.
Knobbly and rough and you could have a real good bit of fast and furious fun methinks;-)

Knobbly and rough can get a bit messy though, I speak from experience on this one
Also sometimes you can get so carried away that you just fall right off, Mr VT did something quite daring once but he had just gotten far too overexcited, built up too much speed and tumbled right over the front, but personally I find its actually quite easy to get your leg over in the first place but when it comes to putting your foot down it can get tricky!

[_Stretchie_]

Gruntygiggles is going to look after my puppies at the AR09, what a star!


Grunty.... YOUR puppies..... MY tent.....

This is gonna be a GREAT weekend..



By the way, anyone else think my missus has got a nice pair of pots??


























http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/Stuff%20for%20posting/IMAGE_096.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

Knobbly and rough can get a bit messy though, I speak from experience on this one
Also sometimes you can get so carried away that you just fall right off, Mr VT did something quite daring once but he had just gotten far too overexcited, built up too much speed and tumbled right over the front, but personally I find its actually quite easy to get your leg over in the first place but when it comes to putting your foot down it can get tricky!

Well, Stretchie has been known to take a tumble or two....last time he did he got VERY wet indeed....would anyone like pictures????

[gruntygiggles]

Grunty.... YOUR puppies..... MY tent.....

This is gonna be a GREAT weekend..



Yes love.....me, Von Tees's puppies in OUR tent and you won't be there......hahaha, Mwah ha ha.........


MWAHHH HAAA HAAA!!!

[Von Teese]

What a superb set of cans GG

Oh I forgot to mention, when we went snowboarding last year, it was so hot, I had to get my jugs out...

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv322/Art_of_The_Teese/Forum%20pics/2008_0201Snowboarding_Holiday0056.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

good girl!!!!!!

[Von Teese]

Well, Stretchie has been known to take a tumble or two....last time he did he got VERY wet indeed....would anyone like pictures????

Ohhh yes of course we want piccys.... I mean I did show you my jugs so its only fair!

[Venom]

What a superb set of cans GG

Oh I forgot to mention, when we went snowboarding last year, it was so hot, I had to get my jugs out...


Impressive size.

[Von Teese]

Impressive size.
I know, I know, but I cannot tell a lie, they have been enhanced!

[gruntygiggles]

I shall have to ask him for that pic so not sure if he'll be forthcoming.

I did however find this.......Now, I don't mind it when he gets me wet with the rough stuff, but when he gets me messy too.....well, it's just not right.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll318/gruntygiggles/Land%20Rover/CameraPictures3090Medium.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

Here it is.........he got so wet from falling off that he had to borrow MY spare underwear!!!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/Disco/June%2009/PICT1634Medium.jpg

[Von Teese]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll318/gruntygiggles/Land%20Rover/CameraPictures3090Medium.jpg


Hey I have a picture like that the last time we decided to go and get dirty, its actually really wet between my feet! I will go and find the pic!