Hello!

[bikerchick82]

Hey there, been pointed in this direction by one of my real life friends! (Von Teese)
I've already been a bit naughty and posted a for sale thread before this one.....Hope I don't annoy too many people!

I have to admit, I'm not an SV owner although my sister is (for now) and having appropriated the keys to one of my friends SV1000 before now, I have to say that they're not bad bikes....For a suzuki ;)

I am I'm afraid a die hard Kawasaki fan, ask Von Teese about me, she'll tell you :smt036
In the garage at the minute are:

Honda VFR400 nc24
Kawasaki ZX6R f3
Kawasaki ZX636 c1h (track only)
Kawasaki ZX636 c6f
Kawasaki ZX7R p3

With plans to add :

Kawasaki ZX9R e1 or e2
Kawasaki ZX10R d6f or d7f

The 9 and the 10 will be my bikes as my OH is waiting for a ZX8R to be released :smt036

Errrmmm what else?

I'm 27, female if you hadn't guessed) been riding for ten years now, had a couple of nasty accidents, had a lot of minor accidents, love spannering, do all my own mechanics, work for GirlsBike2, love my track days.

Think that's it!

Piccy whoring time!

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[kitkat]

hiya

[Holdup]

Welcome

[Jayneflakes]

Heya, welcome to the Org. You will like it here, we hardly ever eat new comers any more. :rolleyes:



Well not nice ones anyway! :smt084

[Spiderman]

Hello and welcome. You look mighty good on the track there.
You also have far too many bikes and should give me one.

[hovis]

:kiss:

[plowsie]

Hello welcome from another Northamptonian :D You don't live in Grange Park do you?

Nice looking garage line-up you have there :)

[bikerchick82]

Heya, welcome to the Org. You will like it here, we hardly ever eat new comers any more. :rolleyes:

Well not nice ones anyway! :smt084


Phew! Glad to hear it :smt036

Hello and welcome. You look mighty good on the track there.
You also have far too many bikes and should give me one.

Hmmm I have thought about your offer to take a bike off my hands and unfortunately on this occasion you have been unsuccessful.....Please try again later ;)

I've been doing track days now on and off since '06, I run in Inters these days and am aiming for advanced group before I hit 30 :smt036 I know my problem areas so technically it's do-able :smt120

Hovis is that for me? I think I'm going to like it here ;)

[Luckypants]

Croeso! :cool:

[bikerchick82]

Hello welcome from another Northamptonian :D You don't live in Grange Park do you?

Nice looking garage line-up you have there :)

I don't live in Grange Park but I am very close by :D

One junction up on the M1 ;)

[Alpinestarhero]

NC24? Brillliiiiaaannnntttt bikes

welcome

[bikerchick82]

:smt044

It'd be even better if I could be bothered to sort it out and sell it!

[plowsie]

I don't live in Grange Park but I am very close by :D

One junction up on the M1 ;)
Ahh fairy muff, I live over Hunsbury :) Welcome to the close vicinity :)

[Venom]

Hello

Hmmm I have thought about your offer to take a bike off my hands and unfortunately on this occasion you have been unsuccessful.....Please try again later ;)


I don't have an intact bike since Thursday 9am(ish). Can I have a bike please?* :kiss:

*I am missing the cleaning and polishing more than the riding at the moment. :(

[bikerchick82]

Well if you're missing the cleaning and polishing then you're more than welcome to come and clean and polish the five bikes...You still aint getting one though! ;)

[hovis]

Hovis is that for me? I think I'm going to like it here ;)
indeed it is:kiss:

[bikerchick82]

I think I'm getting a hot flush http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/bikerchick82/dl_toohot.gif

[anna]

hello and welcome to the madhouse that is the .org

Fantastic bike collection you have, you are now the number one envy of most of us... sadly they are kwaks but hey ;)

[bikerchick82]

:lol:

It's ok, I'm officially the only one in my family with any taste....younger sister has a k1 SV, Dad has a k5 SV, middle nephew had a marauder.....I don't know where I went wrong with them :(

:smt044

I have to admit that the biggest selling point for us on the new house was that it had a very large double garage - room for all the bikes and my OH's work gear :lol:

I wouldn't get jealous though....The cost of keeping them running is stupid! :(

[Raf]

Welcome to the madhouse.

[Bluewolf]

.

[Jackie_Black]

Is it the lady from the ninja forum?

[madness]

Hello and welcome

[Alpinestarhero]

:smt044

It'd be even better if I could be bothered to sort it out and sell it!

click the link "project NC24" to my facebook album for a photographic short story on sorting an NC24 :D

[dirtydog]

Von Teese has friends???? Are you sure?


Oh and hello.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Good day to you and your many bicycles.

[SoulKiss]

Von Teese has friends???? Are you sure?


Oh and hello.

I thought she just had minions :)

[bikerchick82]

I know you!

Got it down to 25 minutes yet..? ;) :lol:

Not yet.....Still waiting for my sponsorship before I try harder :rolleyes:

Is it the lady from the ninja forum?

My reputation precedes me I see!

[gruntygiggles]

Hello Bikerchick82!

Any friend of Von Teese is very welcome and what a fab selection of bikes you have! I'm just about to get a CBR400 NC29 so I might be asking you for riding tips. Judging by your track piccies, I could, as a new rider, certainly pick up some good things from you!

Oh.......don't listen to anything Stretchie says about me.....it's all lies!!!:smt040

[Speedy Claire]

Hiya and a big welcome... fantastic pics and quite a collection of bikes you have. How do you know which one to ride when you decide to go out?

[bikerchick82]

Hey Grunty :D

VT has a lot to answer for you know.....She's actually turning me into a girl!!
Although I'm still not sure about wearing skirts and dresses ;)

You should come out with me and her.....Ask her about the last time we went out and when I decided to do a fly by on her :smt044

Hey Claire, it's quite easy really, most of my riding is the 100 mile commute to work....So it's the ZX6R.....The track 636 speaks for itself, the road 636 is technically my OH's but I think I've ridden it more than him this year :smt044
The ZX7R is kept at a mates house as the garage isn't big enough here, in fact it needs new shoes putting on and an MOT, the viffer was bought because I thought I'd use it as a winter hack.....I then got promotion and moved to 50 miles away so that became redundant - it'll be for sale when I can be bothered to tart it up :lol: So then I was going to use it on track but the 636 suits me much better!

So, there's only really two out of the five bikes that really get used :smt053

[anna]

-- and the other pressing question,...

Do you have matching leathers for each bike???

[bikerchick82]

:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044

Good God no!

Although his lordship does have the green leathers/green bike thing going on :???:

[Jayneflakes]

VT has a lot to answer for you know.....She's actually turning me into a girl!!
Although I'm still not sure about wearing skirts and dresses ;)

She has offered to untangle my hair and give it something of a trim and restyle. Well, to be honest I am a bit of a tomboy and I am not so good at the girly stuff, I spend most of my days up to my elbows in broken mountain bikes and a ropey old CG125. :cool:

V T is such a lovely lass too and really encouraging about me taking my big bike test. :D

Any friend of Von Teese is very welcome

That is true. :D

Have fun and try to fix that little personality fault. It's ok, my girlfriend has the same one. Fancy thinking that Kawasaki* are better than Suzuki (hides before she gets a slap from Carol!). :smt042

* I really love the original Z650 with it's little Duck tail and pretty engine, but saw a new model Z750 recently in Black and had to admit that if I had the cash, I would have traded in the SV for it. ;)

[Jdubya]

Hallo en Welkom!:smt039

[bikerchick82]

Jayne, she's truly lovely inside and out is VT (I'm not going to praise her too much....She'll only get a big head ;))
I can honestly say that she's one of my best mates and I know that she'll always be there for me!

She's doing my hair next Thursday (if I can keep hold of my day off :rolleyes: ) re style and high lights!

I'm actually looking forward to it which means that she's succeeding in her dastardly plan to make me a girl! :eek:

As for my personality fault? Nah, I think I'll keep it...I kinda like it :smt046

Hello Jdubya :D

[plowsie]

Haha I remember when i saw VT outside Subway once at Tescos, she was in her work kit and I didn't notice who it was at first, I'd rode up the path about 25 yards and dodged a few pedestrians to get there, thought she was gonna nick me when she come over. Then I realised who it was :)

[bikerchick82]

:smt044:smt044

That's like the second time I ever saw her, I used to work at the GB2 store in Northampton before we closed it, she'd heard that I had my new puppy with me, when I saw her in uniform I thought someone had reported me :smt044:smt044

[Jayneflakes]

I know that there a few Coppers on here, fine upstanding members of the public every one of them too. (please don't push me down the stairs! :crutches:)

Seriously though, I know that you Folks do a good job, often in hard circumstances. Back in my youth, wanting to hang out with the local Patch club, I never really saw the Police as anything other than Big Brother watching my every move. So what if I wanted to get drunk and cause trouble, I was just having fun with my mates... :toss:

Anyway, to you coppers out there. Good on ya, just don't nick me! :smt042

[Milky Bar Kid]

Woohooo! big up da Polllleece!!!

[Spiderman]

Nah, anarchy is the way forward! Viva la revolution :lol:

[bikerchick82]

:lol:

What are we revolting against? ;)

[Wideboy]

ola

[Lozzo]

Hiya and welcome

[jamesterror]

welcome

[lukemillar]

Who is Von Teese? Is it someone who has changed their unsername? I is confused. It's not Peter Henry's new alter ego is it? :scratch:

[Spiderman]

:lol:

What are we revolting against? ;)

What ya got?


Who is Von Teese? Is it someone who has changed their unsername? I is confused. It's not Peter Henry's new alter ego is it? :scratch:

No its not PH that much i do know. She had another username a while back but cant remember what it was tbh.

[bikerchick82]

How about we revolt just because we can? :D

VT is Jenny, I don't know what her other username was, I'm guessing Jayne would know?

[Spiderman]

OK i'm gonna revolt againt my lack of a right to walk the streets semi naked with a bunch of radishes dangling from under one of my armpits.

Who will join me in this mighty struggle against tyranny???

[Von Teese]

Oh my God, you finally said hello on here and I missed it, think I was in Cornwall at the time though!

Ah thanks for outing me guys lol!

Lots of answers to lots of questions

Yes I was on these forums before as SupaSonic and Shadowangel, left on 2 occasions, came back on 3 because I was persuaded to by lots of orgers who disagreed with my reasons for leaving.

Yes I am the SupaSonic from the Boobie thread, yes I got them done, yes they are amazing, yes they look natural (ask bikerchick and fizzy fish as both have seen them..-female friend privilages) and yes it was the best £5000 Ive ever spent!

Yes Im a police officer for my sins

I have met Plowsie, Dirty Dog, Kit Kat, Stu, Tara, Falc, Jayneflakes (and her Carol), Fizzy Fish, Lissa and a few others in the flesh, all such lovely people.

I dont 'do' forums, this is the only one I write on, really only because the people on it are wonderful and I have made a lot of friends on here.

Yes I will be converting Fizzy Fish, Bikerchick82 and Jayneflakes to the art of vintage 'burlesque'...so maybe those girly sleepovers where the hair and makeup get done isnt actually a urban legend.

Hmm what else, no I think thats it!

[Lozzo]

Yes I am the SupaSonic from the Boobie thread, yes I got them done, yes they are amazing, yes they look natural (ask bikerchick and fizzy fish as both have seen them..-female friend privilages) and yes it was the best £5000 Ive ever spent!

Yes Im a police officer for my sins
!

I think you know my friend Trev who used to be a traffic copper in the Luton area

[Jayneflakes]

I have met Plowsie, Dirty Dog, Kit Kat, Stu, Tara, Falc, Jayneflakes (and her Carol), Fizzy Fish, Lissa and a few others in the flesh, all such lovely people.

But it was such a flying visit, I could have chatted with you for a thousand years. :D

Must do that girly sleep over thing some time soon. My sister gave me a beautiful (body squeezing, figure busting, rib crushing, organ squashing) boned corset type thing as a present. I need some one who can put their foot in my the small of my back to lace it up! :smt044

Take care Sweetie,
love Jayne & Carol xxx :D

[Von Teese]

I think you know my friend Trev who used to be a traffic copper in the Luton area

Is he a tall black guy with glasses, worked for SO15 (Met Police) on Counter Terrorism Command?
Met him when I worked there for a while and he is lovely, heard from him again last year when he phoned me to appear at the Old Bailey to give evidence.

But it was such a flying visit, I could have chatted with you for a thousand years. :D

Must do that girly sleep over thing some time soon. My sister gave me a beautiful (body squeezing, figure busting, rib crushing, organ squashing) boned corset type thing as a present. I need some one who can put their foot in my the small of my back to lace it up! :smt044

Take care Sweetie,
love Jayne & Carol xxx :D

Wow thats great, I will def help you with it and also I cant wait to tart you up-I know exactly what I want to do with your look!
You have such amazing blue eyes....wowwowweeee..... lucky Im not gay/bi lol, you would be in big trouble hehe x

By the way, Grunty, Plowsie, Jayne, Bikerchick etc thank you for such lovely comments, this is what I mean about wonderful people on this site you are all so great x

Dirtydog.......see me in my office!

[dirtydog]

Dirtydog.......see me in my office!

:plod::plod:


You got the cuffs out have you? ;)

[Von Teese]

Von Teese has friends???? Are you sure? :smt027Youre in big trouble now young man!
:plod::plod:
You got the cuffs out have you? ;)
Yep, but dont be expecting those namby pamby fluffy ones from Ann Summers though ;)

I thought she just had minions :)
Yes I do kind sir, one voidwalker, one succubus, one imp and a felhunter ;)
....oh and Mr VT too!

Judging by your track piccies, I could, as a new rider, certainly pick up some good things from you!
Bikerchick is very very fast Grunty, Im not sure about the 'good things' part lol, but the girl has the skillz.
Ive been trying to get her to come to the AR09, I might just kidnap her and throw her in the back of the van with the dogs and bikes and tent! This girl is a new breed of biker girl, she scares me most of the time..pillioning guys, stoppies, knee down - all no problem to her, so in return for the girlyfication, I have demanded 'bad-girl-biker-skillz' lessons!
Although I did have an advantage on her when they came to ride our \\:D/crossers, how many days was it before you stopped walking like John Wayne Katie?

[plowsie]

Yep, but dont be expecting those namby pamby fluffy ones from Ann Summers though ;)
Who says he won't enjoy what you have planned ;)

[dirtydog]

Who says he won't enjoy what you have planned ;)


:smt064 Oi Plowsie :-$:-$ shhhhhh ;)

[Leopard_lily]

Hi there - Welcome to the site x looking good in those pics, would love to be able to ride like that too. (jealous??? yes lol)

[Von Teese]

:smt064 Oi Plowsie :-$:-$ shhhhhh ;)

In that case, I might just bring my riding crop too, you want the noisy one or the stingy one? ;)

[Lozzo]

Is he a tall black guy with glasses, worked for SO15 (Met Police) on Counter Terrorism Command?


Nope. The Trev that I know is 6 ft, portly build, balding and white - last seen riding a Gixer thou. He retired from the force about 4 years ago, but is back working with them in a civvie role.

[Von Teese]

Nope. The Trev that I know is 6 ft, portly build, balding and white - last seen riding a Gixer thou. He retired from the force about 4 years ago, but is back working with them in a civvie role.

If he has a slight stutter, he works in custody, he's lovely always makes me orange squash when I bring prisoners in...awwww Trev yes, def know him :) genuinely lovely guy.

[Jayneflakes]

Wow thats great, I will def help you with it and also I cant wait to tart you up-I know exactly what I want to do with your look!
You have such amazing blue eyes....wowwowweeee..... lucky Im not gay/bi lol, you would be in big trouble hehe x

Oh thank you honey, you are a star. Although I will have to go and wash the chain oil out of my finger tips. Working in a bike shop as a mechanic ruins my hands. :cool:


By the way, Grunty, Plowsie, Jayne, Bikerchick etc thank you for such lovely comments, this is what I mean about wonderful people on this site you are all so great x

Wasn't me. I am a right old bag me! Never nice to anyone me. Don't ruin my tough girl image or I might cry! :smt022

[kitkat]

In that case, I might just bring my riding crop too, you want the noisy one or the stingy one? ;)

bring both :smt079

[Von Teese]

bring both :smt079

Rofl! For you KK I will even pepper spray him!

[dawn07]

Hi and welcome!:salut:

[bikerchick82]

Bikerchick is very very fast Grunty, Im not sure about the 'good things' part lol, but the girl has the skillz.
Ive been trying to get her to come to the AR09, I might just kidnap her and throw her in the back of the van with the dogs and bikes and tent! This girl is a new breed of biker girl, she scares me most of the time..pillioning guys, stoppies, knee down - all no problem to her, so in return for the girlyfication, I have demanded 'bad-girl-biker-skillz' lessons!
Although I did have an advantage on her when they came to ride our \\:D/crossers, how many days was it before you stopped walking like John Wayne Katie?

Shhhhhh!

I'm a good girl me :D

Ah hem, as for the crossers and John Wayne type walking?

It took me three days until I could actually walk up and down the steps at work and probably about five before my thighs stopped screaming at me :smt011

You know I'd love to come to AR09 but I'm working the Saturday and I'm out playing on track (and whupping some blokey ass) on the Sunday :p

Thanks for the welcomes guys....I feel loved already :smt054

[Von Teese]

Shhhhhh!

I'm a good girl me :D

Ah hem, as for the crossers and John Wayne type walking?

It took me three days until I could actually walk up and down the steps at work and probably about five before my thighs stopped screaming at me :smt011

You know I'd love to come to AR09 but I'm working the Saturday and I'm out playing on track (and whupping some blokey ass) on the Sunday :p

Thanks for the welcomes guys....I feel loved already :smt054

Blimey, you got home quick!!
Im still feeling toooo full ...ugh, you had to force me to eat that garlic bread, and the steak and the chips and 2 pints of coke...its all YOUR fault!!!:help:

[Bluefish]

Yes I do kind sir, one voidwalker, one succubus, one imp and a felhunter :wink:

don't play wow by any chance vt ?.


and welcome bikerchick82

[Von Teese]

Yes I do kind sir, one voidwalker, one succubus, one imp and a felhunter :wink:

don't play wow by any chance vt ?.

and welcome bikerchick82

Lol!....I miiiiiight dabble a bit :smt053

[kitkat]

Rofl! For you KK I will even pepper spray him!


lol im sitting here giggling at the image of you trying to do that and him covering his face with a burger and then eating it covered in pepper spray lol

[plowsie]

Peter Kay - 'Gaaaaaarlic Bread? Gaaarlic? Bread?'

[Von Teese]

lol im sitting here giggling at the image of you trying to do that and him covering his face with a burger and then eating it covered in pepper spray lol

Like one of the 'Shrek' movies...where the medieval police capture them and use pepper grinders over their eyes!

Peter Kay - 'Gaaaaaarlic Bread? Gaaarlic? Bread?'

You missed out on a good night Plowsie, I kept nearly falling off my stilettos on the decking when Kate dragged me into the rain for her smoke breaks!

[dirtydog]

lol im sitting here giggling at the image of you trying to do that and him covering his face with a burger and then eating it covered in pepper spray lol


Not a bad idea actually, maybe even get a steak in so I can have peppered steak :cool:

[bikerchick82]

:smt081

Don't be blaming me if your eyes were bigger than your belly!

I'm going to miss that place when we move :( And I believe it was your eyes that lit up when I said I'd get the garlic bread this time :smt081

[xXBADGERXx]

Well helloooooooooooo <--- wriggles eyebrows

[plowsie]

:smt081

Don't be blaming me if your eyes were bigger than your belly!

I'm going to miss that place when we move :( And I believe it was your eyes that lit up when I said I'd get the garlic bread this time :smt081
Ahhh, gotta love the Quays of a Saturday evening middle of the summer out on the decking.

[bikerchick82]

Well helloooooooooooo <--- wriggles eyebrows

Hello.....I think you might want to see a doctor about that wriggling eyebrow thing you have going on.....It could well be nerve damage :D

Plowsie it was a shame you couldn't make it!

Next time fella....Next time :)

[Von Teese]

:smt081

Don't be blaming me if your eyes were bigger than your belly!

I'm going to miss that place when we move :( And I believe it was your eyes that lit up when I said I'd get the garlic bread this time :smt081

I must admit it was lovely, thanks hehe! Maybe I wont corset that tight next time, then I can shovel it all in!

Ahhh, gotta love the Quays of a Saturday evening middle of the summer out on the decking.
Yes I loved it on the decking, dragged out into the pouring rain, shivering so much I could hardly speak and trapping my stillettos in the decking...fab! lol...Katie, you have GOT to give up smoking (think of all the extra corsets and shoes you can buy)

By the way, just been to HG to get our Alpinestar boots de-squeaked, met a few girls there that are up for rides out so we will need to look at planning something. Yaaaay! Its really nice there now, had a bikey chat and a cup of coffee...and Im not a traitor cos its too damn far to go to Hitchin to pop in for a cuppa!

[dirtydog]

Blimey, you got home quick!!
Im still feeling toooo full ...ugh, you had to force me to eat that garlic bread, and the steak and the chips and 2 pints of coke...its all YOUR fault!!!:help:


You fat cow! I'm having second thoughts about you coming to the BBQ if you're going to eat that much! ;)

[Von Teese]

You fat cow! I'm having second thoughts about you coming to the BBQ if you're going to eat that much! ;)

I will limit myself to 4 plates of food this time! x

[bikerchick82]

Hah!

Yeah right ;)

[Von Teese]

Thanks for your faith in me, youre a good friend, just wait till Im cinching your corset up girl!!!

Loving your avatar too!

[Rorshach]

welcome biker chick nice to see yet more friendly peeps!

VT i gotta ask..... ctc and sis ? speak a few languages do you? lol

[Von Teese]

VT i gotta ask..... ctc and sis ? speak a few languages do you? lol

A few useless ones!

[wow]

Hello :D

[bikerchick82]

Thanks for your faith in me, youre a good friend, just wait till Im cinching your corset up girl!!!

Loving your avatar too!

Oh bugger :(

I'm going to be regretting that comment :smt044

See? I do sometimes wear a bit of make up :p

Hello Rorshach :D I'm not friendly, not really, it's just to lure you all into a false sense of security :smt044

wow....I recognise you ;)

[Rorshach]

A few useless ones!


must be a computer whizz then... its the only way you get an office on the south bank ;)

or maybe you is a spy ....like

[Rorshach]

Hello Rorshach :D I'm not friendly, not really, it's just to lure you all into a false sense of security :smt044



yes im the same.... or maybe its the bi-polar kicking in :smt082

[bikerchick82]

I like to refer to it as a "manic" phase.....It sounds so much more energetic :smt081

[Rorshach]

lol.....surely the twitching and maniacal laughter is now "fun"


....it works for me ,and always guarantees a seat on a bus

[Von Teese]

must be a computer whizz then... its the only way you get an office on the south bank ;)

or maybe you is a spy ....like

lol.....
I would love to confirm your suspicions, but then I would have to kill you!
:smt027

[BernardBikerchick]

erm don't be stealing my name now !!!!;););)

[stewie]

Sorry, just saw this, howdy pardner, welcome aboard :D
Edit: btw are you really 82 ?

[bikerchick82]

lol.....surely the twitching and maniacal laughter is now "fun"


....it works for me ,and always guarantees a seat on a bus

One question....You take the bus?

You pleb! :smt081

Bernardbikerchick if you've had the name for ten years then I shall bow down and admit it's yours....If not then I demand that you quit stealing my name ;)

stewie I am indeed 82, it's only by the miracle that is modern day medicine and plastic surgery that I'm still looking as if I'm 27 :D

[Spiderman]

Aha! New avater, now i know if its you when i see random bikes around and about these here parts. I'm in Hatfield you see so not far from Hitchin at all.

[Rorshach]

.....i didnt say what *type* of bus BC82

[Rorshach]

lol.....
I would love to confirm your suspicions, but then I would have to kill you!
:smt027
you make it sound like the old days.....too much red tape now :smt005 :reaper:

[bikerchick82]

Aha! New avater, now i know if its you when i see random bikes around and about these here parts. I'm in Hatfield you see so not far from Hitchin at all.

You'll have to pop in for a brew then - don't forget the biscuits ;)

.....i didnt say what *type* of bus BC82

This is true.....Was it the "spethial" bus? :p

[Rorshach]

we prefer "gifted".....and the windows taste grrrreat!

[bikerchick82]

Sorry, my mistake, the "gifted" bus it is!

I've heard that the back window tastes best but to savour it fully you have to place both hands flat on the window and take long licks!

A bit like this :

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510VEFDX8QL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Make sure that you get someone to take pictures to prove you've done it right ;)