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Well Oiled
07-01-10, 12:49 PM
"An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court. Joseph Squires, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with a serious sexual offence against a donkey between February and April 1999 and a horse in March 2004.
He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
The 66-year-old was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.
Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest."

All I can say is eee-aw to know better and eee-aw to turn himself in.

timwilky
07-01-10, 12:52 PM
I thought this was a wind up before I googled his name.


Dirty little bugger.

the_lone_wolf
07-01-10, 12:53 PM
What an ass...

Well Oiled
07-01-10, 12:54 PM
I thought this was a wind up before I googled his name.


Dirty little bugger.

Twas on the BBC so it must be right. Besides, would I lie to a fellow Leylander?

Ed
07-01-10, 01:10 PM
Sick

Bibio
07-01-10, 01:13 PM
is this the same man that got caught by passengers on a train that had stopped?

TheOnlyNemesis
07-01-10, 01:22 PM
What an ass...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Bri w
07-01-10, 01:25 PM
Rumour has it it was the best xse he'd ever had, till they got out of step....

cuffy
07-01-10, 03:01 PM
I can't talk now, i'm feeling a little hoarse.

I'm here all week :takeabow:

tigersaw
07-01-10, 04:30 PM
This is serious... quit horsing around

Specialone
07-01-10, 05:37 PM
This is serious... quit horsing around


Nay lad, nay

Well Oiled
07-01-10, 06:01 PM
Donkey's boyfriend catches man in act and seeks revenge ......

here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLY8OBj9Ba8&feature=PlayList&p=FD14753A0B1A6094&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=25)

wyrdness
07-01-10, 08:05 PM
And police in Cheshire are seeking this man (http://www.cheshire.police.uk/news_showitem.php?articleid=2948), who installed a camera in an Asda changing room in Warrington.

Unfortunately he wasn't smart enough to turn the camera off whilst installing it, so the cops got a great mugshot of him.

http://regmedia.co.uk/2010/01/06/peeping_tom.jpg

metalangel
07-01-10, 10:08 PM
Charged with doing an ass up the ass? Excellent.