Movie Recommendations.

[Milky Bar Kid]

You two are even more atrocious than the film itself


#throws rotten tomatoes#

Tut. Away and organise the rubbish AR!!! :smt063 :dwarf:

[STRAMASHER]

<<< How could I forget Sexy Beast - Ray Winstone and Sir Ben whatisname. Brilliant bank robbery film. Must see!


.........Amanda Redmond.:smt031


Go for:

Dog Soldiers / True Romance / La Haine / Dead Snow / The Crazies / Chopper.

[Viney]

You two are even more atrocious than the film itself


#throws rotten tomatoes#No One puts Nic in the corner

[Milky Bar Kid]

No One puts Nic in the corner

Are you calling me a baby?? \\:D/

[keithd]

No, we're calling you derailers! off to the megathread with you!!

[Venom]

what? the most diabolical clap trap ever to hit the screen!!

if its not been suggested... Fargo

Hehehe, I threw it for a laugh. The plotlines are horribly cringeworthy.

The Corpse Bride is a far better romantic film and dark, funny and surreal like all
Tim Burton movies.

[keithd]

The plotlines are horribly cringeworthy.



plotlines? lols

[Venom]

plotlines? lols

well... vague insight into the timelines of characters that weren't developed enough to make you care.

[xXBADGERXx]

Forrest Gump , Sky 1 tonight at 9pm

[TazDaz]

Knowing...think it might be Disney, but still watchable.

[lukemillar]

Couldn't be @rsed to read the whole thread so sorry if these have been mentioned.

Gattaca - One of my favourite films
Duel - Outside of the 1994 limit, but worth it
Dark City

[Bluefish]

Outside your time line but too good to miss, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094716/ one of the best war films ever, as is das boot already sugested.

[Specialone]

Having not read any of the other posts, this may have been suggested but... You've got mail :)

[Bluefish]

Having not read any of the other posts, this may have been suggested but... You've got mail :)
No, not been sugested, you big softy :D

[Specialone]

No, not been sugested, you big softy :D

Nope, he posted on FB that he liked this film, FFS, keep **** like to yourself, it's a crap film, not that I've seen it, but if my mother in law likes it, it's gotta be crap.

[Richie]

how about...

69/11
African Queens
Amadous
Assablanca -
Ass Masters
Backdoor Sluts
Bare Ambition
Bare-Assic Park
Bayou Beavers
Beaver Boat
Betty Bonks Ball
Broadcast Nudes
Caroline Comes First
Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble
Crocodile Done Me
Cumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt
Das Butt
Desires Within Young Girls
The Diary of Anne Wank
Doris Does Deptford
Dr. Screwlittle
Dr. Strangepants
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
Fahrenheit: 9 on 1
Fear and Loathing in My Anus - Russell Howard's Good News
Fisting Firemen 9
Good Touch, Bad Touch, Really Good Touch (2001) - Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Hier Kommt der Klempner 2 (The Plumber Comes 2)
Howard's End
I'll Do Anyone
In & Out & In Again
In Diana Jones
Jeremiah's Johnson
Lemony Lickett's A Series of Horny Events
Lesbian Spank Inferno
Lust of a Small Nun
Make-Out King of Montana
Meet Joe Blow
Motley Screw: The Pam and Tommy Story
Nudist Paradise
The Passion of Saint Tibulus
The Purple Head of Cairo
Room With a Spew
Schindler's Fist
Sluts on Heat
Snow White and the Seven Perverts
Sperms of Endearment
Taint Misbehavin'
Taint Your Wagon
They Exploded Out of Their Bras
Those Big Breasted Girls Go to the Beach and Take their Tops Off
Torrid Nudes of Grope City
Virgin Holidays
The Widow is a Nympho
You've Got Male Genitalia

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Is that your regular Sat night viewing Richie?

The Mrs got blagged by the bloke in the video shop last night.
Almost picked up The Mechanic but instead was assured she would enjoy Nicholas Cage in his latest outing.

Don't waste any of your precious time here on this Earth watching 'Season of the witch'.
Very poor.
Takes ages to get going & although has great promise (1300A.D. crusades, witches, daemons generally stuff I don't mind watching) it just misses the mark (by a mile).

[Specialone]

Nick cage is a poor wooden actor tbh so most films containing him will be poor IMO.

The few films I do like have been very good scripts, effects etc and any actor would've had same result, but I'm not a fan at all of his.

[The Idle Biker]

X1VgcxE9Lpw:)

how about...

69/11
African Queens
Amadous
Assablanca -
Ass Masters
Backdoor Sluts
Bare Ambition
Bare-Assic Park
Bayou Beavers
Beaver Boat
Betty Bonks Ball
Broadcast Nudes
Caroline Comes First
Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble
Crocodile Done Me
Cumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt
Das Butt
Desires Within Young Girls
The Diary of Anne Wank
Doris Does Deptford
Dr. Screwlittle
Dr. Strangepants
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
Fahrenheit: 9 on 1
Fear and Loathing in My Anus - Russell Howard's Good News
Fisting Firemen 9
Good Touch, Bad Touch, Really Good Touch (2001) - Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Hier Kommt der Klempner 2 (The Plumber Comes 2)
Howard's End
I'll Do Anyone
In & Out & In Again
In Diana Jones
Jeremiah's Johnson
Lemony Lickett's A Series of Horny Events
Lesbian Spank Inferno
Lust of a Small Nun
Make-Out King of Montana
Meet Joe Blow
Motley Screw: The Pam and Tommy Story
Nudist Paradise
The Passion of Saint Tibulus
The Purple Head of Cairo
Room With a Spew
Schindler's Fist
Sluts on Heat
Snow White and the Seven Perverts
Sperms of Endearment
Taint Misbehavin'
Taint Your Wagon
They Exploded Out of Their Bras
Those Big Breasted Girls Go to the Beach and Take their Tops Off
Torrid Nudes of Grope City
Virgin Holidays
The Widow is a Nympho
You've Got Male Genitalia

[andrewsmith]

how about...

69/11
African Queens
Amadous
Assablanca -
Ass Masters
Backdoor Sluts
Bare Ambition
Bare-Assic Park
Bayou Beavers
Beaver Boat
Betty Bonks Ball
Broadcast Nudes
Caroline Comes First
Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble
Crocodile Done Me
Cumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt
Das Butt
Desires Within Young Girls
The Diary of Anne Wank
Doris Does Deptford
Dr. Screwlittle
Dr. Strangepants
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
Fahrenheit: 9 on 1
Fear and Loathing in My Anus - Russell Howard's Good News
Fisting Firemen 9
Good Touch, Bad Touch, Really Good Touch (2001) - Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Hier Kommt der Klempner 2 (The Plumber Comes 2)
Howard's End
I'll Do Anyone
In & Out & In Again
In Diana Jones
Jeremiah's Johnson
Lemony Lickett's A Series of Horny Events
Lesbian Spank Inferno
Lust of a Small Nun
Make-Out King of Montana
Meet Joe Blow
Motley Screw: The Pam and Tommy Story
Nudist Paradise
The Passion of Saint Tibulus
The Purple Head of Cairo
Room With a Spew
Schindler's Fist
Sluts on Heat
Snow White and the Seven Perverts
Sperms of Endearment
Taint Misbehavin'
Taint Your Wagon
They Exploded Out of Their Bras
Those Big Breasted Girls Go to the Beach and Take their Tops Off
Torrid Nudes of Grope City
Virgin Holidays
The Widow is a Nympho
You've Got Male Genitalia

X1VgcxE9Lpw:)

:winner:

Badg i think the org porn perversion belongs to Richie :lol:

[Kenzie]

Inception is def a good film, I would avoid The Village if possible. True Lies, Predator and Total Recall are good if you are an Arnie fan. Zombieland is good for a laugh. War wise, Platoon, Apocolipse Now, Casualties of War, Thin Red Line. The Abyss and the Alien quadrilogy are worth a look as well as the ever classic Robocop! Just spotted Dog Soldiers in the list, good film.
"Wheres Spoony?"..... "There is no Spoon!"

Edit again, if you like Guy Ritchie films, Lock Stock, Snatch and Rock 'n' Rolla are good.

[xXBADGERXx]

Badg i think the org porn perversion belongs to Richie :lol:

The Org ??? you should see him on Facebook

[Webber]

Not sure if anyone has seen hangover part 2 yet, but it blows the first one out of the water. Never laughed so much!

And in terms of other good films

-Lucky number slevin
-V for Vendetta

Many more i love but cant think of!

[andrewsmith]

The Org ??? you should see him on Facebook

He ain't on mine, could be crude competition

[lukemillar]

Nick cage is a poor wooden actor tbh so most films containing him will be poor IMO.

The few films I do like have been very good scripts, effects etc and any actor would've had same result, but I'm not a fan at all of his.

8mm wasn'tr that bad. The remake of the Wicker Man though is so bad, it's funny!

Nooooooo, NOT THE BEES!! :lol:
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[keithd]

Nick cage is a poor wooden actor tbh so most films containing him will be poor IMO.



Leaving Las Vegas could dispute that comment. IIRC he won an oscar

[dizzyblonde]

Leaving Las Vegas could dispute that comment. IIRC he won an oscar

Love the flying Elvis's:D

[Specialone]

Leaving Las Vegas could dispute that comment. IIRC he won an oscar

Possibly, but look at the ratio of films he's done and the films that are regarded as a good film, it's not that great.
Now, look at good actors and their ratios, look at the difference, Tom Hanks to name one, nick cage couldn't play half Tom Hanks roles as he isn't wooden.

Like I said, not a fan, but I liked knowing, next and the one with the flaming bike.

[dizzyblonde]

and the one with the flaming bike.

Ghost rider. So cheezily crap its feckin brill:p

[tweakedtay]

Fight Club. That is all.

or The Seven Samurai, if you don't mind reading subtitles.

[keithd]

Fight Club. That is all.



or The Seven Samurai, if you don't mind reading subtitles.

so that wasnt all really then was it?

Inglorious B*astards was pretty decent

21 was quite good but im a sucker for anything with Vegas in it... which brings me nicely to

The Hangover

[SoulKiss]

Ghost rider. So cheezily crap its feckin brill:p

Well it makes that other great bike movie "Torque" look like a masterpiece...

On the bike theme, Wild Hogs is funny :)

[tweakedtay]

so that wasnt all really then was it?

I had to watch it in my Film class in highschool a few years back, and aside from being about 2 hours and 45 minutes, it's an amazing movie. Truly a classic.