I've been stabbed!

[Bluepete]

In the elbow by the Doctor.

I broke my elbow in a fight after a pursuit about eight years ago and ended up getting a Cortisone injection. Time is a great healer and I responded well to the injection, but the pain came back earlier this year.

It affected my riding, and my elbow became more and more sensitive. I've had a course of Diclofenac (NSAID) which didn't even touch it.

So, back to the Docs this morning for another violent stabbing in the elbow by the sadistic b@stard, AKA, Doctor Morgan! More Cortisone.

Jesus it hurts!

I can't move my left arm, someone is burning my fingers with a gas torch and it goes off on spazzy waves all by itself every now and then.

Hopefully it'll get better through the day. Strongbow will help!

Now give me some sympathy :rolleyes:

Pete ;)

[FG1]

That's nothing. I get stabbed on a daily business in my work.
Admittedly it's in the back from the drivers who can't be bothered to work for a living.

[Owenski]

I see he didnt manage to kill your knack of authoring great forum thead titles.

[timwilky]

Left arm then. Good job it don't effect your self gratification arm.

[Bluepete]

Stranger danger Tim!

Pete ;)

[Littlepeahead]

I broke my elbow in a fight after a pursuit about eight years ago

How many times have we told you. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she says no, leave it at that. Don't start challenging her to an arm wrestle. It'll only end in tears (for you).

[dizzyblonde]

I'll stab you in the other one, it'll take your mind off the other :)

MEh, cortisone injections are for poofs, I gave up on them after the second one in between my shoulder joint, cause they didn't do it successfully. I just put up with the continuous pain, and the odd spazzy hand moment. :(

[Bluepete]

But Lou,

You're a woman. You lot are always going on about how you can cope with pain sooooo well!

I'm a bloke.

It hurts.

I need sympathy and someone to mop my fevered brow and make me feel better 8-[

Pete ;)

[dizzyblonde]

Fevered brow.......so you have man flu as well??

How about some cake? :)

[Nobbylad]

Ooooh....cake :grin:

[Sir Trev]

Ooooh....cake :grin:

Yes but chocolate or vanilla sponge? Just which one should it be??

[Nobbylad]

Both - with lashings and lashings of double cream

[Bluefish]

They are only a stop gap treatment, the injections don't hurt i've had two in each elbowe, they wouldn't do any more than that, now physio that feckin hurts, well smarts a bit any how, just get on with it you BGB ;)

[Seggons]

So let me get this right Pete. You spend most of your nights dealing with drunks, violence and all sorts of other matter. But a little needle and your down for the count? ;)

[G]

Off topic, did you attend a bump on the M60 tonight? In an X5?

[Dave20046]

In the elbow by the Doctor.

I broke my elbow in a fight after a pursuit about eight years ago and ended up getting a Cortisone injection. Time is a great healer and I responded well to the injection, but the pain came back earlier this year.

It affected my riding, and my elbow became more and more sensitive. I've had a course of Diclofenac (NSAID) which didn't even touch it.

So, back to the Docs this morning for another violent stabbing in the elbow by the sadistic b@stard, AKA, Doctor Morgan! More Cortisone.

Jesus it hurts!

I can't move my left arm, someone is burning my fingers with a gas torch and it goes off on spazzy waves all by itself every now and then.

Hopefully it'll get better through the day. Strongbow will help!

Now give me some sympathy :rolleyes:

Pete ;)

****, knowing your line of work that could've been a serious title!

Wangled yourself a few days off then?

[Bluepete]

They are only a stop gap treatment, the injections don't hurt YES THEY DO! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M MOANING SO MUCH? i've had two in each elbowe, they wouldn't do any more than that, now physio that feckin hurts, well smarts a bit any how, just get on with it you BGB ;)

Thanks. Didn't you see the bit about sympathy?

As for my blouse, it's lovely thank-you!

Pete ;)

[Bluepete]

So let me get this right Pete. You spend most of your nights dealing with drunks, violence and all sorts of other matter. But a little needle and your down for the count? ;)


That's right.

One pr1ck and I'm off to bed!

Pete ;)

[Bluepete]

Off topic, did you attend a bump on the M60 tonight? In an X5?


No. I'm broken and not playing out.

Pete ;)

[Jayneflakes]

Ooooh....cake :grin:


Yes but chocolate or vanilla sponge? Just which one should it be??

Did you order a Donkey with that?


As for sore elbows, is the poor little boy a bit hurty? Let Aunty Jayney kiss it better with a welding mallet! :smt084

Get well soon, poor boy! :smurfin:

[Bluepete]

Wasn't Auntie Jayne one of Terry Pratchett's Agony Aunts?

You scare me.

in a nice way!

Pete ;)

[dizzyblonde]

There can be only one cure.........
http://angels-cake.co.uk/images/getwell.jpg

edit..................mahhhhooooosive pic, changed for something smaller

[Red Herring]

That's nothing to do with some proper work you may or may not have done eight years ago.....it's repetitive strain injury from all the cups of tea since! Use the other arm and get back to congesting up our SRN.

[Bluepete]

That's nothing to do with some proper work you may or may not have done eight years ago.....it's repetitive strain injury from all the cups of tea since! Use the other arm and get back to congesting up our SRN.

Bully.

Pete ;)

[Red Herring]

Bully.

Pete ;)

My boss said effective supervision is never bullying....:D

[Bluefish]

Thanks. Didn't you see the bit about sympathy?

As for my blouse, it's lovely thank-you!

Pete ;)
Sorry Pete, there there now, go and tell Aunty Jayne all about it, mind you that might leave you even more traumatised lol.