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Old 31-10-11, 01:09 PM   #1
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Default I've been stabbed!

In the elbow by the Doctor.

I broke my elbow in a fight after a pursuit about eight years ago and ended up getting a Cortisone injection. Time is a great healer and I responded well to the injection, but the pain came back earlier this year.

It affected my riding, and my elbow became more and more sensitive. I've had a course of Diclofenac (NSAID) which didn't even touch it.

So, back to the Docs this morning for another violent stabbing in the elbow by the sadistic b@stard, AKA, Doctor Morgan! More Cortisone.

Jesus it hurts!

I can't move my left arm, someone is burning my fingers with a gas torch and it goes off on spazzy waves all by itself every now and then.

Hopefully it'll get better through the day. Strongbow will help!

Now give me some sympathy

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Old 31-10-11, 01:15 PM   #2
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That's nothing. I get stabbed on a daily business in my work.
Admittedly it's in the back from the drivers who can't be bothered to work for a living.
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Old 31-10-11, 01:18 PM   #3
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I see he didnt manage to kill your knack of authoring great forum thead titles.
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Old 31-10-11, 01:24 PM   #4
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Left arm then. Good job it don't effect your self gratification arm.
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Old 31-10-11, 01:25 PM   #5
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Stranger danger Tim!

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Old 31-10-11, 01:35 PM   #6
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I broke my elbow in a fight after a pursuit about eight years ago
How many times have we told you. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she says no, leave it at that. Don't start challenging her to an arm wrestle. It'll only end in tears (for you).
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Old 31-10-11, 02:15 PM   #7
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I'll stab you in the other one, it'll take your mind off the other

MEh, cortisone injections are for poofs, I gave up on them after the second one in between my shoulder joint, cause they didn't do it successfully. I just put up with the continuous pain, and the odd spazzy hand moment.
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Old 31-10-11, 02:29 PM   #8
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But Lou,

You're a woman. You lot are always going on about how you can cope with pain sooooo well!

I'm a bloke.

It hurts.

I need sympathy and someone to mop my fevered brow and make me feel better

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Old 31-10-11, 02:48 PM   #9
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Fevered brow.......so you have man flu as well??

How about some cake?
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Old 31-10-11, 03:13 PM   #10
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Ooooh....cake
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