GM chit chat thread

[Tomor]

its obviously not that exciting as you are on the org.... come on, stick a pic up of her....

[Andy_S]

Lol its the wife that would have done the removal.
Ahh well, home now having had a nice pile of roast lamb.

[Thunderace]

Hey new guy!!!!!!!

Excuse my retarded lack of attention, and a fair hello to you good Sir!

[Tomor]

Andy, Stay away from this person

[Thunderace]

Andy, Stay away from this person

Right! I'm not pulling your bike out of a hedge and pushing up a hill next time you murder a deer!:smt098

[Tomor]

Right! I'm not pulling your bike out of a hedge and pushing up a hill next time you murder a deer!:smt098

Bu Bu Bu.... ok..... ;)

[Andy_S]

Lol, hiya Thunder

[Liamj]

Hello lads, new guy here from Horsham!
In the process of trying to buy hoppers SV from on here, hopefully have it soon!
Will be attending meets in the future for sure!

Liam.

[Tomor]

Ahh you will be wildkids mate? Welcome!

[Spank86]

The more the merrier. We welcome anyone in the GM.

[DJ123]

Welcome :) Think we need to have a meet to get to know all the new riders!

[Liamj]

Ahh you will be wildkids mate? Welcome!

Aye that's me!
Cheers fella's, I'm always up for a ride when I'm not working (sadly not that much)

[Andy_S]

Welcome Liamj - fellow newbie here too.

That sounds like a plan DJ.

[Wideboy]

how do!

[Fallout]

No doubt there'll be a rideout this weekend to get some newbies assimilated into the GM collective. :)

[Tomor]

Sunday, 11am holiday inn. Come rain or shine!

[Wideboy]

sunday? wtf happened to Saturday?

get a real job tom, stop trying to oppress us into your working weekends lifestyle

[Tomor]

never!!!

[Thunderace]

The GM is growing ever larger HUZZAH!

Welcome Liamj!:smt047

[Liamj]

Just picked up my bike!!
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad253/l-j-p-x/9C811D3D-4D12-44E2-A41F-B9E49F5EF94D-6020-000003FDF2582EC1.jpg
Absolutely over the moon with it!

[Bordtea]

Now that is nice

[Thunderace]

V pretty!

[Tomor]

so many newbies!!! Gav is in his prime!

[Spank86]

GMs heading for becoming the majority on the forum.

[The Idle Biker]

Hellooooooo. I not so sure about your red nuts but the bike looks a good'un.

[Fallout]

GMs heading for becoming the majority on the forum.

If we can get the majority of us on a rideout this summer our group photo will be about 20 strong!

[Murley.]

Hey all! Another new member here. Been riding a couple of years now but I recently moved to Frimley for work. Was originally living up near Newcastle so I'm clueless to which roads are good down here. I've already got a little introduction for my SV in the Photos forum :).

[Fallout]

Hi Murley. The rear wheel on your SV in your avatar looks dubious. Also I'm noting a distinct lack of engine. Are you sure you're on the right forum? :smt110

[Murley.]

My love for 2 wheels is shared with the non-engined type aswell. Great for when you fancy spending money on beer rather than petrol haha.

[Tomor]

Another Frimley member! Welcome, only up in Yateley so not far!

[Murley.]

Well went to start the bike this morning for the usual slog to work aaaand, crank, crank, crank, dead battery. Feck. Looks like I'm off to cycle to the nearest motorbike shop to pick up another. I knew the battery was getting on so my fault for not changing it out sooner.

[Fallout]

Optimates are your friend! :) I've had many a duff battery kept going with the help of an optimate.

[Wideboy]

E=mc.... ?

[Spank86]

definitely squared.

[Wideboy]

Nooooo

[Spank86]

yes.

[Wideboy]

No

[chris8886]

definitely squared.

yes.

i agree

[Wideboy]

No!

[Spank86]

I know what you're on about Gav.

You need to get helen to smack you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

[Fallout]

Queem?

[Spank86]

8Gxa78OVznE

[Wideboy]

i always wondered who did that song

[Spank86]

Mick jones.

I have their greatest hits somewhere.

[Wideboy]

they managed to release a greatest hits?

[Spank86]

Sort of. They hedged their bets by calling it "the best of..."

[Wideboy]

i can't name any of there songs

[Spank86]

Medicine show, BAD, rush, James brown, contact, other 99...

[Wideboy]

they named songs after artists?

[The Idle Biker]

Mick Jones, ex The Clash and avid QPR fan. Ticks my boxes.

B.A.D was a bit pants though.

[Spank86]

James brown was yes.

[Spank86]

Mick Jones, ex The Clash and avid QPR fan. Ticks my boxes.

B.A.D was a bit pants though.

I like them.

Well some of it. It was all a bit experimental.

[Wideboy]

im listening to lynyrd skynyrd

pretty cool

[The Idle Biker]

P.I.L was experimental.

[Spank86]

Different sort of experimental.

[The Idle Biker]

You're different. Special in fact.

[Spank86]

Only on here. Everywhere else I'm considered the normal one...



...It's all relative.

[Sir Trev]

Only on here. Everywhere else I'm considered the normal one...



...It's all relative.

I'm not sure we want to know about your relatives, unless you have some interesting pictures.

[Spank86]

I'm not sure we want to know about your relatives, unless you have some interesting pictures.
not in the way you'd be thinking.



http://www.revivals59.com/slideshow/rivals-mg.jpg


http://www.revivals59.com/pictures/mini-wales.jpg

http://www.revivals59.com/pictures/rolls-car-2.jpg

http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7181/6792499998_468102d839.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceout.gif
http://blog.mxbars.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kurt-Nicoll.jpg



I'M the sensible one.

[Wideboy]

But you're the sex killer of the family?

[Spank86]

Thats just a hobby.

[Fallout]

Is that your girlie cousin taking that car for a barrel roll?

[Spank86]

yup.

In order it goes, Cousin Paul, Uncle richard, Cousin Shelley, Uncle Dave, Cousin Kurt.

And they were chosen simply because they are easy to find pictures or videos of online.


It's from this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaO4XGqipGE (I've posted it before)

[Wideboy]

Are we hibernating again?

[Mark_h]

It's too damn cold to anything bike related at the moment.

[dirtydog]

It's bloody snowing, of course we're hibernating!

[Sir Trev]

Took the dog on the "short route" walk today. The wind in North Guildfordshire was going straight through me! Mutley headed straight for the radiator when we got back in and looked daggers at me when she realised it wasn't on.

Way too cold for going out on the bike as far as I'm concerned!!

[Thunderace]

Took the Ace for MOT today and it was snowing sideways! And bloody freezin!:(

[Sir Trev]

Took the Ace for MOT today and it was snowing sideways! And bloody freezin!:(

You don't get medals for riding in the cold so I don't if I can help it

[ClunkintheUK]

Taking after Mutley then Trev?

[Wideboy]

my tyre changing shenanigans is nearly completed

[DJ123]

Is that your rig?

[Wideboy]

well it was a 30 min knock up, its only a transit rim with a threaded shaft welded up through the middle and a bit of hose pipe for protection. Going to bolt it to the garage floor tomorrow as i cant get an leverage on it to pop the tyre off without the hole thing moving

[Sir Trev]

Taking after Mutley then Trev?

I could never get the laugh right to immitate Mutley properly. But I am defo staying in the warm. Here in my study at Trev Towers I have a 2kw heater keeping me nice and toasty, thus avoiding the more expensive full central heating option which I know the dog would prefer. Unfortunately the heater will be back in its rightful greenhouse home in a few weeks but hopefully the weather will have improved a bit by then...

[ClunkintheUK]

I tend to go for the overall more expensive and far more enjoyable option of Mrs Clunk to keep me warm. Our flat is bl00dy freezing though. One of the bleed valves on the radiator in the bedroom is broken.

[Murley.]

Ooo new exhaust just arrived in the post. Remus Grand Prix for the grand total of £68. God I love eBay.

[Geodude]

Haaway lads no happy spankday thread? ;)

[Tomor]

Saw him in person instead :)

[Geodude]

Even better :) hope he got the bumps ;)

[Fallout]

The only anniversary I'll be celebrating for Spank will be the anniversary of his death.

Cheers Spank. :cheers:

[Spank86]

I on the other hand will celebrate on the day of yours and then forget you almost immediately mr Fallout.

[Geodude]

You guys :)


Happy B'day and hope you had a good day spank



ps border control was kipping again so i sneaked in ;)

[Spank86]

No hangover and a ride in the sunshine.

It's like being a teenager again, bet it doesn't last :-P

[Geodude]

Oh to be young again, glad you had some fun :)

[Fallout]

When you coming down to visit then George?

[Geodude]

When you coming down to visit then George?
Thought i heard someone using my sunday name ;) Once i get my electronic tagging device off and my curfew is lifted ;) honestly though im not sure, probably when you least expect it :p

[Tomor]

AR then?

[Fallout]

Yeah, A to the R homeboy. :)

[Wideboy]

dey terk er jerrrrbs!

[Fallout]

Wha?!! Detok is jaaaarrr?!!

[The Idle Biker]

Can we have some intelligent chit chat please you retards.

[Wideboy]

Oh that's just ignorant you're ignorant

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/clip_collections/dirtiest/sp_Dirtiest_11.jpg

[ClunkintheUK]

Can we have some intelligent chit chat please you retards.

good luck.....

[Littlepeahead]

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.11107243.6263/sticker,375x360.png

[ClunkintheUK]

Good afternoon, mr. admin sir.

[The Idle Biker]

Idiots.

[Mark_h]

So Mr.Tib. you have without doubt, got the prettiest bike in the GM. If I were looking to replace my characterful if somewhat agricultural beast, what would you suggest I replace it with with a view to getting similar admiring glances but not costing a fortune?

Then I can sell my beast to Jammy and move on to something that does not try to dislodge my fillings on each ride.

[Spank86]

I believe there's a CLAAS dealer on the old Basingstoke road that might have something in your colour.

[Mark_h]

I was thinking of de-agriculturising myself.

[Spank86]

I think you can get a spray for that.