Zombie Apocolypse

[andrewsmith]

the bit at the end of that video is rather funny, why couldn't they have just made that song a bit longer!! have always quite liked it, but now love it! lol

Pleasure to help
You pollute the air as its played at full shout

sent from a weapon of mass distraction

[Littlepeahead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk

Ah, no need to panic as when the Zombies come we've got Brad Pitt to protect us. All will be just fine and dandy.




http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=982&pictureid=6790

[Runako]

Right where this fanatasy belongs - in the movies!

[Spank86]

Right where this fanatasy belongs - in the movies!

hhttp://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html

[Runako]

http://distractionsinspace.tumblr.com/image/4041185292

What on earth??? Enlighten me, please.

[Spank86]

What on earth??? Enlighten me, please.

Whoops, wrong link.

Funny as that one was its not particularly relevant.

http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html

[Littlepeahead]

Look look! I managed to get Lord's featured in an article about Zombies in Time Out Magazine this week!

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=1107&pictureid=7098

[squirrel_hunter]

Sat at my desk today.

I hear a strange noise, a distant alarm almost coming from down the hallway.

People are wondering around still and there is normal background noise as its a big office I work in.

But I pause. Its one of those sounds that is so out of place you are no longer comfortable. No one else seams to notice it.

I pause for a second. I wait. I think to myself, well this is it. This is the Zombie Apocalypse I've been waiting for.

But there are no screams. No undead shuffling along looking to feed upon the flesh of my workmates. I am disappointed. I carry on typing.

One day the Apocalypse will arrive.

[Runako]

Sat at my desk today.

I hear a strange noise, a distant alarm almost coming from down the hallway.

People are wondering around still and there is normal background noise as its a big office I work in.

But I pause. Its one of those sounds that is so out of place you are no longer comfortable. No one else seams to notice it.

I pause for a second. I wait. I think to myself, well this is it. This is the Zombie Apocalypse I've been waiting for.

But there are no screams. No undead shuffling along looking to feed upon the flesh of my workmates. I am disappointed. I carry on typing.

One day the Apocalypse will arrive.

To be fair, I'd probably take that over some of the dull days I've had @ my desk, BUT...

Aint gonna happen.

Watched Simon Pegg's new one, Worlds End, and that's pretty much a Zombie movie too, but no matter how much Propaganda is about these days, the dreaded - or in your sick case, Welcomed - Zombie apocalypse will never happen!*

Yours truly,

*Michael Fish

[BanannaMan]

Now you can truly be prepared for the Zombie Apocolypse with the ultimate zombie proof house!!!

http://www.viralnova.com/zombie-house/

[Spank86]

the outer wall's pointless when they've got trees overhanging it.

[Runako]

Can Zombie's climb tre... hang on a minute. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES!!!



House looks very cool though :)

[Spank86]

You've also got to worth about other survivors though.

Zombies are not your only issue.

[L3nny]

Even has a savage beast guarding the entrance

http://cdn.viralnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/07-They-have-a-cat.jpg

[Runako]

Lol! The beast patrolling the drawbridge, love it! :)

[davepreston]

I want this house!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yorkie_chris]

Zombies, a reasonable appeal against parking charges.

http://parking-prankster.blogspot.co.uk/search?q=zombies

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R_ghpTjoKvk/UbismrBZYVI/AAAAAAAAAaY/uKmEppEQ94o/s640/their+case.png

[Matt-EUC]

Feel free to ignore PCN's. They are quite literally worth less than the paper they're written on.

[Runako]

That is hilarious YC, but just proves my point. Zombies exist only in fairytales (or Pizza Express apparently).

[yorkie_chris]

You've never driven through wolverhampton have you?

[Grant66]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/9953571/There-are-zombies-among-us.html

[Runako]

Now THIS is utterly fascinating! What a great post mate, interesting reading.

[Spank86]

Now THIS is utterly fascinating! What a great post mate, interesting reading.
I bet the virus in your head made you say that.

[socommk23]

Personaly I think your a little late on this one.
For starters I live in gosport so probably know more on this subject than all of you put together.
The zombie infestation is already here and has been for some time. The main misconception is that people think they are always aggresive.

Take a walk down gosport high street on any given day and you will see that not only are there zombies already walking the streets but they even go to wetherspoons for dinner. Walk pushchairs around. Smoke cigarettes and even walk into the job centre once a week.

We are doomed as I dont think this is even isolated to gosport alone.

Be afraid people. Be very affraid.

[Runako]

Still hasn't happened then...

[Grant66]

Did you miss it? There is a documentary on bbc3 on Sunday nights.

[Redmist]

Did you miss it? There is a documentary on bbc3 on Sunday nights.

Sadly seems a little unrealistic, I'm mean not one of them has been eaten yet.

Some of em could be sacrificed without too much loss...

[Runako]

I'll have to watch that Grant but unless someone actually gets eaten then this Zombie love in is likely to be no more than socio political propaganda.

[Spank86]

Still hasn't happened then...
You live in wales, how would you tell?

:p:p

[Runako]

You live in wales, how would you tell?

:p:p

Cheeky *******!

[BanannaMan]

Saw this on FB and couldn't resist:

http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s507/thebanannaman/zombies_zpske49oqbx.png

[ophic]

You live in wales, how would you tell?

:p:p
this:

http://www.tragnark.com/images/black_sheep.jpg

[swaffle]

it may be a little late to throw my 2cents in on this, but whether or not they are real now... I have my zombie plan and know enough people with their own too :) (at this point I would like to point out, although it may hurt my case, that Canadian parliament legitimately discussed this, looksie (http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/02/13/canada-will-never-be-a-safe-haven-for-zombies-foreign-minister-john-baird-tells-house-of-commons/) ). I will admit when the topic come up with my ex and her family and I proudly mumbled that I had a plan she had a look of disbelievement at how serious I was (and this comes from someone who walked in on me sitting reading a random book off her shelf in a pair of her swimming goggles for a laugh), the end of the convo didnt end well as when she saw my point of its better to have one and not need it then to need it and not have one, she said she would just join my plan... I continued to tell her "tuff luck, my plan is sorted you'll have to get your own :)" (replace the smiley with a grin of hahahahahha Im going to live and your not). Needless to say... I wasnt in the good books for awhile... at least I have my plan!!

[Runako]

Needless to say... I wasnt in the good books for awhile... at least I have my plan!!

And rightly so! How on earth would you repopulate otherwise?

You've gotta think ahead. A healthy herd of wenches should be part of any disaster planning ;)

Anyway, the Crazy Canadians have already been mentioned a couple of pages back. I just reckon the parliament was just too bored as, we all know, there is no such thing as 'Crime' in Canada.

[theenglishman]

I'm waiting for DayZ to get out of alpha so I can hone my skills.

[swaffle]

You've gotta think ahead. A healthy herd of wenches should be part of any disaster planning ;)


hahaha don't worry this was part of my plan, it involved Avril Lavigne so all was well.. (this could have also added to the huffyness)

[Runako]

Awww jeez, now even Schwarzenegger is in on it! Has the world gone mad???

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[bikeramy]

Yep! It's still gonna happen. I've got my Bowtech ready