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Spank86
17-09-12, 08:03 PM
I won't rise to your baiting gents.
But we're such masters at it.
Thunderace
17-09-12, 08:26 PM
We should tease him about his bike less now, I doubt the frame can snap while it's parked in the garage!:rolleyes:
Can't believe the President, erm Prime Minister is getting such treatment ... when's the election?
Fallout
18-09-12, 10:30 AM
I get the abuse because I have the moral fibre to take it. I was raised by wolves, taught by the Gods and made loved to by Amazon warriors every day of my life since the age of 6. I was the basis for the film Universal Soldier and I have a 155mm howitzer for a penis. Basically, they're just trying to bring me back down to earth, though my superhuman ability to fly can make that somewhat challenging.
andrewsmith
18-09-12, 01:13 PM
I get the abuse because I have the moral fibre to take it. I was raised by wolves, taught by the Gods and made loved to by Amazon warriors every day of my life since the age of 6. I was the basis for the film Universal Soldier and I have a 155mm howitzer for a penis. Basically, they're just trying to bring me back down to earth, though my superhuman ability to fly can make that somewhat challenging.
And you still fear Chuck Norris
Fallout
18-09-12, 02:13 PM
Yes, but doesn't everyone?
I get the abuse because I have the moral fibre to take it. I was raised by wolves, taught by the Gods and made loved to by Amazon warriors every day of my life since the age of 6. I was the basis for the film Universal Soldier and I have a 155mm howitzer for a penis. Basically, they're just trying to bring me back down to earth, though my superhuman ability to fly can make that somewhat challenging.
I've checked. The Amazon Warriors were two chaps called Brian and Eric.
andrewsmith
18-09-12, 03:47 PM
Yes, but doesn't everyone?
Nope :-$
*I am Chuck Norris?
dizzyblonde
18-09-12, 04:02 PM
Mr Smith......how dare you take my Uncle Chucks name in vain!!
Now where was his can o whoopass..........its here somewhere!
andrewsmith
18-09-12, 05:00 PM
Mr Smith......how dare you take my Uncle Chucks name in vain!!
Now where was his can o whoopass..........its here somewhere!
;-)
I'll keep the can safe , if a little bit depleted. Close to letting rip at my insurers with Chuck fury
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Thunderace
19-09-12, 08:24 PM
Nope :-$
*I am Chuck Norris?
Your a ginger pensioner?
andrewsmith
19-09-12, 08:48 PM
Your a ginger pensioner?
Chuck doesn't age. Just reduces the average age of countries
Thunderace
19-09-12, 08:49 PM
Chuck doesn't age. Just reduces the average age of countries
Ah so you're a ginger pensioner in denial!
andrewsmith
19-09-12, 08:58 PM
Jesus loves you, Chuck Norris doesn't.
Thunderace
19-09-12, 09:15 PM
Jesus loves you, Chuck Norris doesn't.
My mistake, you're a religious, ginger pensioner in denial.
andrewsmith
19-09-12, 09:26 PM
Chuck's beard can 1" punch from 400 miles away
Can you take the junk to the chit chat thread please...
Thunderace
19-09-12, 09:30 PM
Can you take the junk to the chit chat thread please...
Apologies, ROCA for tonight please.
Apologies, ROCA for tonight please.
ROCAs can be proposed by all attendees however my suggestion:-
Mark_h +2 credits for attending but no points for actual leading as it was a bit of a short ride due to poor light
Thunderace +2 credits good attendance
Tomor +1 credit (+2 for attendance but -1 for being late)
Jammy +4 credits (+2 for good attendance, +1 for pretty impressive speed in getting to meet point, +1 for managing to avoid that curb by the barracks gate right-hander but guess you didn't see me see you)
Fallout -1 for lame excuses
Bordtea
19-09-12, 09:58 PM
I'd like to suggest an adjustment to Jam's score. Just had a phonecall from him, he's in his car and run out of petrol 40m from the petrol station, and they won't let him fill up a plastic bottle just to get him to the station so he has to call the RAC out... again ;)
Thunderace
19-09-12, 10:31 PM
ROCA
-2 BordTea for saying he would turn up then being a no show.
Bordtea
19-09-12, 10:45 PM
**** off
Spank86
19-09-12, 11:10 PM
Youre developing a nasty habit of snitching bord.
What you're supposed to do is repeatedly drop hints until jammys forced to come clean himself.
mmmm He's a bit desperate methinks. He's realised that when you never turn up you lose credits rather fast -so he's trying to drag others down with him.
Youre developing a nasty habit of snitching bord.
What you're supposed to do is repeatedly drop hints until jammys forced to come clean himself.
I can confirm that neither fallout or I have ever knowingly hinted at any plebishness that has driven anyone to confess to off perpendicular activities.
Fallout
20-09-12, 06:12 AM
No. Especially not when Ad was there.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 07:16 PM
I can confirm that neither fallout or I have ever knowingly hinted at any plebishness that has driven anyone to confess to off perpendicular activities.
No. Especially not when Ad was there.
@Spank did I miss a confession or is one forthcoming?
andrewsmith
20-09-12, 07:47 PM
*Thunderace hovers with fingers above the "-" button*
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:00 PM
@Spank did I miss a confession or is one forthcoming?
You missed it. You were away with the fairies.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:05 PM
You missed it. You were away with the fairies.
Arrgghh NOOOOOO! Some thread searching for me then!:smt092
Basically Spank did 'a Jammy'
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:07 PM
Basically Spank did 'a Jammy'
HAHA where, when, how and why?
i wasn't there. only heard about it. Did you not click when Spank mentioned he was getting crash bungs ;)
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:14 PM
Ahem, well technically this:
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2768579#post2768579
Is the closest I got to a confession.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:15 PM
i wasn't there. only heard about it. Did you not click when Spank mentioned he was getting crash bungs ;)
No? Just assumed it was some insurance against his exuberant riding style! Didn't see any damage on his bike on Sunday?
To be fair I wasn't looking.
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:16 PM
I've been wanting to get them for ages, I've been holding back from heeling the bike over too far on occasion because I was worried.
This was mostly coincidence.
Basically Spank did 'a Jammy'
GMCA
Daddyjob -1 credit for unsustainably grassing up a cabinet member in relation to something that Fallout and I can confirm never happened.
Any damage to engine casings were clearly suffered when he was desperately clawing at his bike while fending off the MILF attack at Popham.
i would accept that, however Spank confessed about it after a ride out. So it is from the horses mouth.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:20 PM
Ahem, well technically this:
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2768579#post2768579
Is the closest I got to a confession.
Haha!:D
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:21 PM
What actually occurred was extremely localised planetary activity potentially tectonic in nature, resulting in the ground temporarily reorienting itself in a way that was less than optimal for maintaining stability and paint integrity.
What actually occurred was extremely localised planetary activity potentially tectonic in nature, resulting in the ground temporarily reorienting itself in a way that was less than optimal for maintaining stability and paint integrity.
Damn that magnetic tarmac!
code word for 'mis placed foot on an off cambered hill' :lol:
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:24 PM
I maintain that from a certain perspective I didnt move, mark and fallout both toppled over to the right. unfortunately, and somewhat distressingly from my point of view, due to a mechanism not yet understood you managed to take the ground surrounding us with you leaving me somewhat disadvantageous position.
I maintain that from a certain perspective I didnt move, mark and fallout both toppled over to the right. unfortunately, and somewhat distressingly from my point of view, due to a mechanism not yet understood you managed to take the ground surrounding us with you leaving me somewhat disadvantageous position.
As Fallout and myself have repeatedly covered ever since the day nothing happened, nothing plebish happened. However it's possible some alien leech type creatures lept off the ground, attached themselves the engine casings and had a munch luckily Spank had the foresight to wipe them off on the road. Damn smart thinking if you ask me,.
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:38 PM
It's a crazy place wherwell,
You've gotta hustle when you ride through it, space and time can warp in ways beyond the ken of mortal man.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:39 PM
This is a very amusing if somewhat convoluted way to say "I dropped my bike"!:rolleyes:
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:40 PM
Pretty much :oops:
drop is an over sight, layed down is a better way to describe it
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:43 PM
drop is an over sight, layed down is a better way to describe it
Or tactically parked?;)
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:43 PM
It was a very gentle fall, I could slow it but not stop it.
Fallout
20-09-12, 08:45 PM
And you'd just taken death bend so well.
It was a very gentle fall, I could slow it but not stop it.
Really? Can't say I noticed.
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:47 PM
And you'd just taken death bend so well.
Horrendously badly actually, so glad you didn't notice.
Fallout
20-09-12, 08:54 PM
You didn't die. That's a success!
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:06 PM
You didn't die. That's a success!
That's exactly how I feel every time I make it home on the Ace!;)
Fallout
20-09-12, 09:12 PM
That's exactly how I feel every time I make it home on the Ace!;)
The glory of the battle mate. A true warrior at work, battling the beast every step of the way. :riding:
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:27 PM
The glory of the battle mate. A true warrior at work, battling the beast every step of the way. :riding:
Seriously, if your insured for other bikes we should swap for a bit on Saturday, if you really attack a bend on the Ace she just says "no not having that" and then tries to kill you, that's when you have to wrestle her!
Fallout
21-09-12, 06:37 AM
I'm game for that, but not just yet. Swapping bikes is good for novelty factor, but the gixxer is still a novelty because I've not been able to really use it yet. Hoping things come together tomorrow.
When I rode the SV wednesday it was such a piece of ****. The gixxer has rubbed off on me. Almost had my knee down a couple of times until it did it's usual 'budget suspension' wobble which destroyed my confidence on it and had me riding it half upright for the rest of the journey. I'm obviously not enough of a warrior to defeat the SV!
Thunderace
21-09-12, 07:41 PM
I'm game for that, but not just yet. Swapping bikes is good for novelty factor, but the gixxer is still a novelty because I've not been able to really use it yet. Hoping things come together tomorrow.
When I rode the SV wednesday it was such a piece of ****. The gixxer has rubbed off on me. Almost had my knee down a couple of times until it did it's usual 'budget suspension' wobble which destroyed my confidence on it and had me riding it half upright for the rest of the journey. I'm obviously not enough of a warrior to defeat the SV!
Take the Ace for a spin she'll ruin your little fizz pop machine for you! Not so much with handling but straight line power!;)
andrewsmith
21-09-12, 07:45 PM
Take the Ace for a spin she'll ruin your little fizz pop machine for you! Not so much with handling but straight line power!;)
Stop fitting car tyres to the rear then ;)
Thunderace
21-09-12, 07:47 PM
Stop fitting car tyres to the rear then ;)
7ft wheel to wheel 200+kg like to see you do better, no chopsing off on a keyboard, come down and take her for a blast.:smt071
andrewsmith
21-09-12, 07:53 PM
I know what they're like almost got one when a passed (was going for £750 to get it out the workshop) weight put me off
Thunderace
21-09-12, 08:03 PM
I know what they're like almost got one when a passed (was going for £750 to get it out the workshop) weight put me off
Ah well if you were a big strong shandy drinker the weight wouldn't be a problem!;)
I bought mine after a test ride that made me giggle like a schoolboy, a sraight line is that bikes party piece!:D
andrewsmith
21-09-12, 08:10 PM
Ah well if you were a big strong shandy drinker the weight wouldn't be a problem!;)
I bought mine after a test ride that made me giggle like a schoolboy, a sraight line is that bikes party piece!:D
Fair point
Littlepeahead
22-09-12, 07:14 AM
I have evidence that the Prime Minister swore at me and called me a pleb. In texts. On several occasions. Please can we all call for his resignation immediately.
(He called me a slut too, but I'll let him off as he was blind drunk in a strip club at the time)
GMCA
Within the empire a little name-calling is totally sustainable unlike snitching.
LPH +1 Credit (-1 for snitching but +2 for being a slut unless of course you are suggesting our illustrious leader was mistaken)
Spank86
22-09-12, 07:49 AM
It's worth noting that outright name calling is only sustainable when passing down the chain of command. Any insults for persons higher than yourself ought to be done on an insinuatory basis.
Next Credit update will be done Monday.
andrewsmith
22-09-12, 08:49 AM
I also have evidence that the Minister of Sustainability and the premier called me and my security detail were called jobworths and useless ballbags when we advised them to use the side gate when going to the PUB
Hahahahahahahahaha :D This is by far the funniest thread here!
Hahahahahahahahaha :D This is by far the funniest thread here!
May make a little more sense if read in conjunction with <this thread (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=183459)> post 5 introduces the credit methodology and the rest explains the operating principals of the Empire.
The empire is expanding into any regions with decent roads or women with low expectations and welcoming personalities. I suspect Wales will be on the agenda sooner rather than later on at least one of the above criteria.
There may be an opening for minister of Wales (or NorthWest Guildford) if you feel up to the task.
Be warned though that any personal or riding weakness exposed will be mercilessly ridiculed by the cabinet at all and any opportunity.
Spank86
23-09-12, 11:18 AM
Most likely women with low expectations.
Most likely women with low expectations.
To be fair, the others have probably moved out already!
Northwest Guildford? Lost cause that one. In which case I would like to nominate myself for Welsh Secretary (or Minister, S'il vous plait).
I'm sure if (s)elected, my duties will be explained to me. But I imagine this may involve some co-ordination or participation in events taking place in this blessed land (which some refer to as "God's Country").
Northwest Guildford? Lost cause that one. In which case I would like to nominate myself for Welsh Secretary (or Minister, S'il vous plait).
I'm sure if (s)elected, my duties will be explained to me. But I imagine this may involve some co-ordination or participation in events taking place in this blessed land (which some refer to as "God's Country").
You need to sell yourself to us. Some idea of policies you'll be operating but more importantly what do you have in the way of spare rooms, camping space, garage facilities etc for our ventures into North West Guildford? Oh and access to attractive workmates/sisters is always a bonus.
You will also be quizzed on forum entries from May 2012 onwards during your inauguration with severe penalties for any inaccuracies.
Ah I get it (apologies). Ahem, Northwest Guildford is a pleasant country. Some say its "God's Country"! More? Northwest Guildford is known for its plethora of common birds which tend to be seen most on Friday and Saturday Post Meridian. These common birds tend to become quite appreciative following 'hydration', which is not so expensive a practice as it is in say London.
Also Northwest Guildford is full of exciting scenery which of course includes mountainous roads. Were I Minister I would ensure, no, I would give a Lib Dem "Guarantee" that there will be an absence of Officers of the Law during other ministers excursion through God's Country.
Furthermore, if it is possible for the cabinet to fit into one double bedroom, this Minister Elect would offer it free of any charge. There is unlimited access to Charlotte Church's pub around the corner and ample establishments for further libation.
This Minister Elect can also say that he is confident of representing the constituency and, more importantly, the Org - having had full knowledge of posts since May 2012 onwards - with distinction.
Minister Elect for Northwest Guildford
I think we need to asses the NW Guildford region first to see what it is like. A couple of representatives should be sent there to scout the region and report back.
Spank86
23-09-12, 12:16 PM
I believe el presidente is off there in a week or so,
He is i think. However i think he is meeting members of other regions, so a holiday romance/bromance may cloud issues and make everything appear wonderful. Thus giving us a duff report into how great the region actually is
He is i think. However i think he is meeting members of other regions, so a holiday romance/bromance may cloud issues and make everything appear wonderful. Thus giving us a duff report into how great the region actually is
Booo
Spank86
24-09-12, 08:58 AM
Correct as of 08:30 BST, 22/9/12
Andrewsmith: -2
'Bob': 3
Bordtea: 0
DaddyJob: 14
DaveWeir: 10
Dirtydog: -2
Fallout: -14 (-1/+1 rage buggies)
Grant: -2
Jammy: 4
LittlePeaHead: -2
Lozzo: 1
Mark_h: 10
Runako: -1
Spank86: 13
Thunderace: 5
Tomor: 1
TonyK: 1
Widepants: 1
Wideboy: -2
Currently tracking is only taking place on those who have received a score all others on initial 0.
I'd also like to lodge a complaint with the minister for sustainability, given that theres been no GMCA tags since 8:29 on the 22nd and that on several occasions provisional GMCA tags of a +/- nature have been lodged and never clarified. I've cleard up all the ambiguous +/- tags save fallouts rage buggies one.
I'd like to propose that all future conditional points be added to the ROCA tag and will not be added up until ratified and clarified by Mark_h by the addition of a GMCA tag (this can be done by simply quoting a ROCA post and adding GMCA).
To be honest the confusion and muddle of the credits system is completely unsustainable and unless it's straightened out then I might have to resort to credit based sanctions.
N.B. Rare though they may be, one adminstrative demerit is worth 10 sustainability credits, bureaucracy is the soul of the empire.
Fallout
24-09-12, 09:13 AM
I would be interested to have a breakdown of where I gained 8 splendid negative points since the last count!
Spank86
24-09-12, 09:14 AM
-5 came all at once.
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2768247&highlight=GMCA+fallout#post2768247
You'd have to petition mark to have it removed.
Littlepeahead
24-09-12, 09:15 AM
I would be interested to have a breakdown of where I gained 8 splendid negative points since the last count!
You called me a slut without ever putting in the effort to substantiate such a claim.
Spank86
24-09-12, 09:18 AM
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2768286&highlight=GMCA+fallout#post2768286
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2771229&highlight=GMCA+fallout#post2771229
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2773351&highlight=GMCA+fallout#post2773351
Fallout
24-09-12, 10:45 AM
Like all good presidents, to fix this issue I will simply brush this under the carpet and never look at this thread again.
Ahem ... the minister elect for North West Guildford would like to query his points status.
(Minister Elect) NW Guildford
Spank86
24-09-12, 11:36 AM
I'm gonna need specifics, if its an administrative complaint then where do you believe I've misallocated points?
If not then please direct it to the minister for sustainability.
Correct as of 08:30 BST, 22/9/12
Runako: -1
I was unaware of a point deduction. More importantly I would suggest that my post highlighting the delights of NW Guildford and offering Cabinet members a free tour of Charlotte Church's pub deserves a point. (I could possibly even stretch to arranging an autograph).
Kind regards,
ME NW Guildford
Spank86
24-09-12, 12:18 PM
Here:
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2765771&highlight=GMCA+Runako#post2765771
You even replied to it!
If this keeps up I might have to implement an unsuccessful appeal 1 point deduction balanced by a successful appeal bonus point. That or charge money for it as a FoI request.
Please accept my humble apologies.
Kind Regards
ME NW Guildford
Littlepeahead
24-09-12, 12:25 PM
He is i think. However i think he is meeting members of other regions, so a holiday romance/bromance may cloud issues and make everything appear wonderful. Thus giving us a duff report into how great the region actually is
There will be no romance/bromance on the NW Guildford trip as he is taking the Minister for Cakes/his PA to ensure that he behaves himself.
This assumes that we will be allowed across the border into NW Guildford as if previous behaviour is anything to go by it is likely he will swear at the border patrol guards and call them all Plebs, Tosspots and Wassocks and our van will be confiscated.
There will be no romance/bromance on the NW Guildford trip as he is taking the Minister for Cakes/his PA to ensure that he behaves himself.
This assumes that we will be allowed across the border into NW Guildford as it previous behaviour is anything to go by it is likely he will swear at the border partol guards and call them all Plebs, Tosspots and Wassocks and our van will be confiscated.
I'll have a word with the people at the gate. If you tell him to utter these secret words - "Bore Da" - they will let him through.
Kind regards,
ME NW Guildford
Correct as of 08:30 BST, 22/9/12
I'd also like to lodge a complaint with the minister for sustainability, given that theres been no GMCA tags since 8:29 on the 22nd
So on Monday you are complaining that there have been no GMCA adjustments since Saturday. However Saturday there were umpteen ROCA recommendations made by many contributors reflecting on the only event I was a part of since the last GMCA. To be honest I see no ground for complaint for this issue. Perhaps I am missing something?
...and that on several occasions provisional GMCA tags of a +/- nature have been lodged and never clarified. I've cleard up all the ambiguous +/- tags save fallouts rage buggies one.
Most speculative and provisional GMCAs are dependent upon clarification from the pointee or subject to impartial validation. I can see this could be an issue for administrative maintenance. How about all speculatives are seen as negative if no positive affirmation is forthcoming within 48 hours. Would that help?
I'd like to propose that all future conditional points be added to the ROCA tag and will not be added up until ratified and clarified by Mark_h by the addition of a GMCA tag (this can be done by simply quoting a ROCA post and adding GMCA).
What about non-ride-out related credits such as stranger#3 etc? Perhaps we need a third class of point. Speculative Points Adjustment Mechanism - SPAM?
To be honest the confusion and muddle of the credits system is completely unsustainable and unless it's straightened out then I might have to resort to credit based sanctions.
I am confident that my allocation of points is clear and unambiguous with sufficient justification given for each to be self confirming. However I have noticed that folks are not taking the care when issuing ROCAs (eg, Thunderace posting at least 4 different ROCA posts for the same ride-out) and (I'm looking at you MrSmith) some upstarts feel justified in demanding outrageous GMCAs completely bypassing due process. Credit based sanctions in these cases seem justified to me.
N.B. Rare though they may be, one adminstrative demerit is worth 10 sustainability credits, bureaucracy is the soul of the empire.
I fully accept you have a right to impose credit sanctions to cover sloppy postings that lead to an increase in administrative burden. I will however declare myself immune from administrative demeritation in perpetuity as outlined in the founding sustainability policy statement which can be found here (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=183775)
If this keeps up I might have to implement an unsuccessful appeal 1 point deduction balanced by a successful appeal bonus point. That or charge money for it as a FoI request.
I fully support endorse and invoke your suggestion to fend off the unsustainable volume of credit challenges made by those too stupid or lazy to check for themselves. I believe that in the main all challenges have proved unfounded. So from this point on any point challenge made and later found to be unjustified will result in the points in question being deducted from the Challenger and shared equally between the minister for sustainability and the minister for administrative affairs to compensate for the reputation damage we risk from these unfounded challenges.
And finally, I appreciate this in itself represents an administrative overhead but unless I am challenged then Tomor receives -1 Credit for each and every post from 15:30 today until his Avatar is changed to this one......
http://www.rogerhargreaves.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Mr.-Brave1.jpg
andrewsmith
24-09-12, 02:43 PM
I shall make a SPAM statement against the whole of GM!!
-1,000 points until Mark tells me what he has put in the water, gives me some
I shall make a SPAM statement against the whole of GM!!
-1,000 points until Mark tells me what he has put in the water, gives me some
I travel the country dipping my wick in all water supplies serving areas not aligned to the empire. All cabinet members do the same to ensure all reservoirs are suitably wicked! The northern wastelands are usually "seeded" too but that's a secret.
andrewsmith
24-09-12, 02:53 PM
I travel the country dipping my wick in all water supplies serving areas not aligned to the empire. All cabinet members do the same to ensure all reservoirs are suitably wicked! The northern wastelands are usually "seeded" too but that's a secret.
I may aswel tell you, we wick from the adjacent county.
Like the Welsh wick the reservoirs that serve the English counties across the border
Spank86
24-09-12, 02:59 PM
So on Monday you are complaining that there have been no GMCA adjustments since Saturday. However Saturday there were umpteen ROCA recommendations made by many contributors reflecting on the only event I was a part of since the last GMCA. To be honest I see no ground for complaint for this issue. Perhaps I am missing something?
Perhaps it's not as bad as all that, seems longer.
Happy to consider all speculative points as -ve unless ratified, it might encourage those allocated the points to be proactive in providing evidence. That solves the GMCA/ROCA issue and does away with the need for additional tags.
My original thought was that you could incorporate provisional points into ROCA (acronyms not withstanding) but this solution works equally well.
I may aswel tell you, we wick from the adjacent county.
Like the Welsh wick the reservoirs that serve the English counties across the border
As Minister Elect for NW Guildford it is my duty to correct Andrewsmith whose information is inaccurate. NW Guildford's water source is unknown. There is no "wickage" from the nearby English Counties as stated.
Some say God himself pours water into the rivers Taff, Wye and Severn. It is a fact that the water flows from NW Guildford into the Severn, supplying the nearest South West counties which would otherwise be considered desert country.
I refer my esteemed colleagues to the following news article validating said facts - Water Rich NW Guildford should supply drought hit England (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2012/02/21/farmers-call-for-national-water-grid-as-defra-declares-england-drought-hit-91466-30370853/)
Kind Regards,
ME NW Guildford
andrewsmith
24-09-12, 03:08 PM
As Minister Elect for NW Guildford it is my duty to correct Andrewsmith whose information is inaccurate. NW Guildford's water source is unknown. There is no "wickage" from the nearby English Counties as stated.
Some say God himself pours water into the rivers Taff, Wye and Severn. It is a fact that the water flows from NW Guildford into the Severn, supplying the nearest South West counties which would otherwise be considered desert country.
I refer my esteemed colleagues to the following news article validating said facts - Water Rich NW Guildford should supply drought hit England (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2012/02/21/farmers-call-for-national-water-grid-as-defra-declares-england-drought-hit-91466-30370853/)
Kind Regards,
ME NW Guildford
I shall ask the question...
You not took a dump or golden coloured the reserviors across the borders then (Wales into England)??
Its a Welsh national past time
How the fork have I gone from 3 to 1?? I haven't done anything to deserve this. Please may I ask for a reconsideration or an explanation for my loss of points?
Sincerely,
Agricultural Minister
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