View Full Version : How can we kill Davina MCcall?
The Idle Biker
04-09-13, 10:45 PM
We need to rid our country from this talentless bint with no sex appeal and all those hopeless get fit DVDs the witch made a few ago. Tell me how to kill her!
I know how to dispose of her body so don't sweat on that.
Fallout
04-09-13, 11:09 PM
So Carley has a few of her fitness DVDs. I've seen her doing one once. Pretty sure I burn more calories breaking wind than she does 'working out' to one of her vids.
Wideboy
05-09-13, 07:07 AM
Wasn't she a junkie prostitute some point? Waft the smell of crack in her direction
Just watch Dead Set on repeat and rejoice.
Fallout
05-09-13, 08:19 AM
How did I miss that?! I watch everything zombie! Well, it's free to stream on LoveFilm, so that's my morning of work ruined.
Looking forward to Davina's impending demise.
Wideboy
05-09-13, 08:35 AM
She's attempted acting?!!
DarrenSV650S
05-09-13, 08:53 AM
I like Davina. She is very good at what she does and is reasonably fit
Spank86
05-09-13, 09:05 AM
I'd bang her. We could make it into her new fitness DVD.
daveyrach
05-09-13, 09:14 AM
I'd bang her. We could make it into her new fitness DVD.
+1, always had a soft spot for her. I have a thing for the older lady as I'm only 25.
Well since you ask, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f**k-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S**t 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
daveyrach
05-09-13, 09:58 AM
Well since you ask, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f**k-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S**t 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Slightly Disturbing
Slightly Disturbing
Ha ha, not my words but a virtual blower to the first person to name the film that quote comes from..
ClunkintheUK
05-09-13, 10:17 AM
Ha ha, not my words but a virtual blower to the first person to name the film that quote comes from..
Easy. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
"I Don't know what's more disturbing. The job or your past"
Easy. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
"I Don't know what's more disturbing. The job or your past"
As promised....http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=934&pictureid=7220
ClunkintheUK
05-09-13, 10:31 AM
Yeah. That might work, does it work in reverse too?
Sure does :D. I'll wipe it down and get it sent out ASAP
Your jokeing ,She's worth a squirt.
Got a TV remote select made in Chelsea......
If you're going to go to prison for a long time for killing someone I can think of many much more worthy candidates.
Some aren't even on this board ;)
daveyrach
05-09-13, 03:16 PM
If you're going to go to prison for a long time for killing someone I can think of many much more worthy candidates.
Some aren't even on this board ;)
Louie Spence?
Louie Spence?
Is he on this board then?
daveyrach
05-09-13, 03:50 PM
Is he on this board then?
No just a suggestion.
Specialone
05-09-13, 03:53 PM
TIB, I can't stand the biatch either, I'd like to watch her, Jordan, all the cast from towie and the others of same type along with Louie spence going into a giant meat grinder, ready for pig food.
Or if it's just davina you want shot of, buy a mountain of coke and give her a five pound note to roll up, she'll be dead within the hour as she can't resist it.
The Idle Biker
06-09-13, 01:26 PM
Whaaatt? I know I don't get out much but I really didn't know she was a cokehead. Stupid bint, thats a big ol' conk to fill with Charlie.
Louie Spence.......yep he can go into the pig food as well. What an utter expletive he is.
ClunkintheUK
06-09-13, 01:48 PM
I'm happy to say I did not know who he was. I would have been happy not knowing in the future, but I am sure I can blot out my knowledge of his existence.
Amadeus
06-09-13, 02:14 PM
Whaaatt? I know I don't get out much but I really didn't know she was a cokehead. Stupid bint, thats a big ol' conk to fill with Charlie.
Louie Spence.......yep he can go into the pig food as well. What an utter expletive he is.
I think her thing was heroin not coke
Anyone that has anything to do with big brother should have thier genitals eaten by a bear. McCall should also have that massive conk taken off her face with a rusty old stanley blade and then be forced fed it.
Paul the 6th
06-09-13, 04:17 PM
Can you all let me know what time this big bag of coke is arriving for davina please?
carelesschucca
06-09-13, 05:19 PM
Can we take Jordan and Davina to a loch/lake find a pier then tie them together and shoot one of them in the head and see how well the other one can swim tied to a dead body...
Only dilemma is which of them do you want kill quickly with a bullet through the head and which one do you want to drown?
This might be my Northern Irish roots but shoot them both in the knees and elbows
carelesschucca
06-09-13, 06:31 PM
This might be my Northern Irish roots but shoot them both in the knees and elbows
Then throw them in the water? YES!
fraid to say Jordan wont sink
Specialone
06-09-13, 06:40 PM
fraid to say Jordan wont sink
True, her head is full of air where brain matter should be.
chris8886
06-09-13, 06:41 PM
this thread is toooooo funny! LOL!!
Phoenix22
06-09-13, 07:49 PM
I quite like her. She has a nice ****.
And she smiles which is more than can be said of the miserable cow i'm living with at the moment!!
So please don't kill her I have free space here I would willingly fill her with.
andrewsmith
06-09-13, 08:04 PM
Had Davina, Jordan and Louie!
All crap!!! I've got this itch that even Dettol, a wire brush and a blow torch can't clear :lol:
Well since you ask, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f**k-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S**t 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Better :)
I remember watching this on a show called Don't try this at home when I was in my teens.
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I thought she was awesome for it and liked her for a bit. Now she annoys the heck out of me, and I wish the bungee had snapped.
TheRuffellator
07-09-13, 05:17 PM
I'd probably give them both one (Davina and Jordan) just to say I had, but I'd happily get a scalpel out an have a play afterwards... I think Jordan's breasts would make a wonderful trophy on my living room wall.
Sent via Crayola using the black crayon.
Wideboy
07-09-13, 05:28 PM
I'd probably give them both one (Davina and Jordan) just to say I had, but I'd happily get a scalpel out an have a play afterwards... I think Jordan's breasts would make a wonderful trophy on my living room wall.
Sent via Crayola using the black crayon.
so basically what you're saying is, you like to sleep with women and then cut them up?
:shaking:
TheRuffellator
07-09-13, 05:46 PM
Yesss... Is that weird or something? I thought everyone did that?
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Dave20046
07-09-13, 05:47 PM
Louie spence going into a giant meat grinder
If that's what you call it...
Hello sailor!
andrewsmith
07-09-13, 08:36 PM
If that's what you call it...
Hello sailor!
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Anyone who is sick as me will know what link that refers too
Wideboy
07-09-13, 09:05 PM
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Anyone who is sick as me will know what link that refers too
yeah but we clicked off it straight away!
andrewsmith
07-09-13, 09:18 PM
yeah but we clicked off it straight away!
once it stopped bouncing around the screen
TheRuffellator
07-09-13, 09:32 PM
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Anyone who is sick as me will know what link that refers too
Oh god.... I'd just about forgotten aswell
Sent via Crayola using the black crayon.
Dave20046
07-09-13, 11:05 PM
I still have my infraction!
chezvegas85
07-09-13, 11:16 PM
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Anyone who is sick as me will know what link that refers too
hahahaaa, just when you forget something exists
meat
spin
DarrenSV650S
07-09-13, 11:21 PM
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BanannaMan
08-09-13, 04:47 AM
I like Davina. She is very good at what she does and is reasonably fit
I'd bang her. We could make it into her new fitness DVD.
+1, always had a soft spot for her. I have a thing for the older lady as I'm only 25.
I quite like her. She has a nice ****.
I'm with this lot!
I have no idea why anyone would want to kill off a perfectly good bint.
WTF is wrong with you people? :confused:
The rest of us would love to have her, well, at least for one night.
Red ones
08-09-13, 06:51 AM
That's what my wife said.
Happy thoughts for me!
I'm with this lot!
I have no idea why anyone would want to kill off a perfectly good bint.
WTF is wrong with you people? :confused:
The rest of us would love to have her, well, at least for one night.
Looks like people are split on MILF or MILK?
yorkie_chris
08-09-13, 08:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6gzG7ZwGk
"I'm a celebrity in the barrel of a supersonic pumpkin launcher, get me out of here!"
No problem. Plus 50 and fire for effect, over. Reckon she'll go into the same crater as jordan.... Hopefully on the moon.
andrewsmith
08-09-13, 08:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6gzG7ZwGk
"I'm a celebrity in the barrel of a supersonic pumpkin launcher, get me out of here!"
No problem. Plus 50 and fire for effect, over. Reckon she'll go into the same crater as jordan.... Hopefully on the moon.
:lol:
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