Multiple low sides.

[Matt-EUC]

I only made it through that by imagining him as a bigger, more violent version of you. I swear. I didn't even enjoy it that much.

[timwilky]

Nope. Far more evil. I'm the knob who gives out parking tickets XD

What, Sainsburys actually pay someone to dish out worthless bits of paper that have zilch legal standing. I bet the locals have called you a few choice names.

I hope you advise your victims to "Just ignore it".

[Matt-EUC]

I actually get what is called an "abuse bonus."

I also try to avoid giving out tickets as much as possible, it's been a few months since the last fist fight.

Yes, you are correct. The pieces of paper I dish out mean absolutely nothing. But all private carpark companies will get debt collection agents to visit your house. THEY ARE NOT BAILIFFS!!! If you get a ticket visit CAB or phone a friend who is a lawyer if you have one.

[yorkie_chris]

But all private carpark companies will get debt collection agents to visit your house. THEY ARE NOT BAILIFFS!!! If you get a ticket visit CAB or phone a friend who is a lawyer if you have one.

Not in my experience they don't, couple of snotty letters and they get bored.
Why do I need to phone a lawyer, my lawyer knows they're full of sh*t too.

Anyway, the bottom feeding, low life scumbags who operate parking firms work on the principle of sending out plenty of invoices with some scary sounding big words and lots of threats in the hope that little old ladies just pay up.

I hope they die a horrible, hemorrhaging death from some sort of incredibly virulent flesh eating anal worms actually.


Anyway, check out parkingcowboys or pepipoo forums. Suggest you tell your customers likewise ;)

[Spank86]

I actually get what is called an "abuse bonus."

We've had a discussion and we think the rest of the GM deserve a cut of that.

[Matt-EUC]

A whole 81p an hour? Sure why not.

[Spank86]

really?

is it pro rated based on how much abuse you deserved then?

[Matt-EUC]

It's simply a suggestion of sympathy. They know full well I get constant unrelenting abuse from customers with nothing better to do with their time so they pay me a little more per hour.

[Bluepete]

It's simply a suggestion of sympathy. They know full well I get constant unrelenting abuse from customers with nothing better to do with their time so they pay me a little more per hour.

There's some irony in that statement abiut nothing better to do with their time. ..

[Spank86]

No irony Pete, there really IS nothing better to do round here than pop down Sainsburys and abuse Matt.

Going to the Pub and abusing Jammy used to come a close second but the little blighter keeps moving around so we can't find him as easily.

[Matt-EUC]

Speaking of the pub Adam. Aren't we well overdue a GM pub night?

[Wideboy]

we can't, everyone seemed to collapse and die of food poisoning after last time.

[Matt-EUC]

There's more than one pub in Hampshire.

[Spank86]

It wouldn't help, you've got the same chance of food poisoning at all of them.

[PyroUK]

As if I'd believe that.

Gav told me you barely struggled after the first few minutes. That's the mark of a floozy.

I'm surprised he kept up the charade that long. I heard he practically seduced Gav, the poor lad was taken advantage of!

[Matt-EUC]

Ok guys, I'm at work now, let the crashing commence!!