Unlikely sex symbols

[Littlepeahead]

I've been at home today and had a little dance around while doing my housework to Prince's Best Of (like you do). Which got me to thinking about the people who really shouldn't be sexy but are.

Prince, who is 5'2", wears make up, lace, and sang the line 'Cos tonight you're a star and I'm the big dipper' without managing to sound ridiculous.

Jeremy Paxman, in that intellectual way, I even liked the grey beard.

Andrew Marr, sexy even though he looks like Pob.

Michael Holding, turned 60 last week but always has a naughty twinkle in his eye and a voice that makes me go all gooey.

Now come on, let's hear yours, I'm sure some of you have got a secret crush on Delia Smith, Susan Boyle, Kathy Burke, James May, Simon Cowell or Boris Johnson!

[carelesschucca]

Prince is Prince. He's a sexy mofo. Bloody cool. Any man that could get Mayte to be his dancer and wife deserves credit.

[andrewsmith]

Carelesschucca is one no contest!

written with a brio

[carelesschucca]

Stfu smith!

[punyXpress]

. . . spoken like an s s ! ;)

[carelesschucca]

You can shut it too... :-)

[TamSV]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519XQ29AP7L._SY445_.jpg

Everybody, everyone, come inside and have some fun. :smt008

[SIII]

The milk woman from open all hours !!! Don't know why ?

http://www.openallhours.angrypixel.co.uk/images/series3/s03e03/0303-barbaraflynn.jpg

[Biker Biggles]

Very unlikely but there is------









ME






Im an unlikely sex symbol.

[andrewsmith]

Stfu smith!

You love it

Women want to be with him. Men want to be him!

written with a brio

[Spank86]

Im an unlikely sex symbol.
I think you;ve got the wrong end of the stick, it was sex symbols who are unlikely, not people unlikely to be considered sex symbols.

:D:p


;)

[Red ones]

Barbara Flynn AND Miss Hoolie??? I think I've died and gone to heaven!!!

[thulfi]

http://galeri.uludagsozluk.com/22/ninja-kaplumba%C4%9Falar-april_88155_m.jpg

Never seen a woman look so good in a yellow jumpsuit.

[dizzyblonde]

Never seen a woman look so good in a yellow jumpsuit.

Anneka Rice, a set symbol? :smt119

[CharleyFarley]

VBH............fast Lady
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/22/zu8evu4a.jpg
Sabine Schmitz...........VERY fast Lady with Ring Taxi
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/22/yha6agut.jpg

"Gas it w###a".........

[Lozzo]

Fiona Bruce

[andrewsmith]

You love it

Women want to be with him. Men want to be him!

written with a brio

oh Dean....


http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a9918c2e34757557bddea806fe39b5cb1bdc8faef7cb88618e 228694a183a977.jpg

[littleoldman2]

Fiona Bruce

He's bang on.

[Red Herring]

VBH............fast Lady

Sabine Schmitz...........VERY fast Lady with Ring Taxi


"Gas it w###a".........

I used to have a crush on VBH, then I actually met her and it was a complete disappointment...... I then met Sabine at the ring and was immediately in love again, unfortunately I'm at the back of a very long queue!

[Specialone]

Suzanne Reid off bbc1 breakfast

Sabine schmit is a defo too
VBH still has it too.
Holly willybooby

[TamSV]

Suzanne Reid off bbc1 breakfast

The thread is for people who shouldn't be sexy but are. Susanna Reid isn't in that category - she's got it all going on.
Mishal Husain's a newsreader/reporter in the same category. :smt060
These days, when the wife goes to bed early, I switch on the BBC News channel. :p

[NTECUK]

Probably the voice but,
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/EjQ5Yw72xtA/hqdefault.jpg

[CharleyFarley]

^ Remember pi$$ing my self laughing when a gaffer at work asked "is it wrong to .... over a cartoon character??".


"Gas it w###a".........

[NTECUK]

^ Remember pi$$ing my self laughing when a gaffer at work asked "is it wrong to .... over a cartoon character??".


"Gas it w###a".........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Specialone]

Hate to burst your bubble but this is the woman behind the voice...

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/specialone0055/05B85F5C-D8E8-4160-A136-BBB98ABAA44E-8908-00000BEF730A8A74_zps665471de.jpg

[CharleyFarley]

^ Sex symbol in her own wright!!!! 😝😍


"Gas it w###a".........

[orose]

^ Remember pi$$ing my self laughing when a gaffer at work asked "is it wrong to .... over a cartoon character??".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o

[NTECUK]

Could be worse
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&ved=0CCsQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DO2djH EIxPVs&ei=4owIU9KAG4m30QWcmYCYBw&usg=AFQjCNECsqf_TffrEGpGqHRUd7V8-Qsosw&sig2=Y-Sq9xHY9Glw6oQAXQaVFg&bvm=bv.61725948,d.d2k

[Jabba]

"is it wrong to .... over a cartoon character??"

Jessica Rabbit :smt055

I offer:
Helen Baxendale
Hermione Norris
Suzanne Charlton

[maviczap]

I can't believe no ones said Dave Preston :confused:

Not for me of course, but for the ladies :smt118 ;)

[Sid Squid]

I can't believe no ones said Dave Preston
I'm sure the question was 'unlikely' not, well... you get the picture.

Anyway, Natalie Casey.

[andrewsmith]

Would it be wrong to say Girth on a Friday night :lol:

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1511188_10153695170715534_614390285_n.jpg

[Amadeus]

Geoffrey Hayes?

[NTECUK]

Bette Middler...
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01355/bette-midler_1355441c.jpg

[Sid Squid]

Would it be wrong to say Girth on a Friday night
I'm sure that would be wrong at any time.

[Specialone]

Would it be wrong to say Girth on a Friday night :lol:

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1511188_10153695170715534_614390285_n.jpg

Don't matter how many times I see that pic, it freaks me out big time.

[Bluepete]

Julia Bradbury.

http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/Upload/SHEF/TH0_147201053Julia%20Bradbury(2)(4).jpg


Mmmmmmmmilf...


Pete ;)

[PyroUK]

Suzy dent

[Amadeus]

Julia Bradbury.

http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/Upload/SHEF/TH0_147201053Julia%20Bradbury(2)(4).jpg


Mmmmmmmmilf...


Pete ;)


That photo is a pretty compelling argument

[The Idle Biker]

Yeah I always liked Delia Smith. She struck me as someone who would have a nice Pie and a BJ ready for you when you came back from the Pub after a Sunday session.

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, real name James Masters, I think he is so lovely he is my free pass, he was actually at a hotel I was staying at in Bangkok without DJ, I was too shy to say hello.

[chris8886]

That photo is a pretty compelling argument



that has just confirmed my view too! lol

[Specialone]

Julia Bradbury.

http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/Upload/SHEF/TH0_147201053Julia%20Bradbury(2)(4).jpg


Mmmmmmmmilf...


Pete ;)


Not bad, bit small though.

[BanannaMan]

Lucy Worsley

Don't know what it is but yes I'd love to.


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2011/9/14/1316004456967/---History-of-the-Home-007.jpg

[Matt-EUC]

Lucy Worsley

Don't know what it is but yes I'd love to.


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2011/9/14/1316004456967/---History-of-the-Home-007.jpg


Not even if you paid me. Sorry.

[Matt-EUC]

Alexis Texas

Google her ;)

NSFW!!!

[NTECUK]

Alexis Texas

Google her ;)

NSFW!!!

I think your missing the point of the thread Matt

[Matt-EUC]

In that case,

Carole Vorderman.

[Littlepeahead]

Dan Snow is another one. He's very tall, and another geeky clever type.

[Matt-EUC]

Karen Gillan.

[NTECUK]

In that case,

Carole Vorderman.

She is hot. And has a mass following

[ClunkintheUK]

Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, real name James Masters, I think he is so lovely he is my free pass, he was actually at a hotel I was staying at in Bangkok without DJ, I was too shy to say hello.

Gotta be Willow from Buffy (Alyson Hannigan).

[Viney]

My better half gets all hot n bothered by the new Cadbury man singing the Baccara tune!

Mine is Kirstie Alsopp!

[Amadeus]

Karen Gillan.

You might like a film called "Not another happy ending".
(insert innuendo of choice here)

[Matt-EUC]

Is it on netflix? Or redtube?

[Fallout]

People are normally a bit "wtf?" when I say Michelle Rodriquez, so I suppose she falls into the 'unlikely' category.

It's not so much how she looks, it's more her voice/personality. Proper dope tom boy chick, and in most of her movies she has a machine gun.

http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michelle-rodriguez-resident-evil-retribution.jpg

[NTECUK]

And she useualy dies in the films.

[Matt-EUC]

Yeah, she does seem to die a lot. Especially in resident evil... I saw her die about 50/60 times.

[Matt-EUC]

Clones or something. I forget.

[Fallout]

I prefer them dead.

[Matt-EUC]

They don't struggle then. :D

[Viney]

Julia Bradbury.

http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/Upload/SHEF/TH0_147201053Julia%20Bradbury(2)(4).jpg


Mmmmmmmmilf...


Pete ;)
Yup!

[Tara]

David Caruso - Horatio Caine - my very weird crush

[Amadeus]

People are normally a bit "wtf?" when I say Michelle Rodriquez, so I suppose she falls into the 'unlikely' category.



You're depraved.

[Matt-EUC]

Ann widdecombe.

[Viney]

Ann widdecombe.You're just naming swamp donkeys now!

I give you
Nina Hussain (News reader)
Katie Derrham (News reader)
Julia Styles (Actress)
Kirstie Alsopp (Property bint)

[PyroUK]

You're just naming swamp donkeys now!





But that is his type

[Matt-EUC]

Adele.

[Matt-EUC]

Melissa Joan Hart/Sabrina the teenage witch

[Fallout]

Speaking of property bints, Sarah Beeny during the 3 days of her life so far where she hasn't been pregnant. A 180 degree turn could knock out Mike Tyson.

[Spank86]

People are normally a bit "wtf?" when I say Michelle Rodriquez, so I suppose she falls into the 'unlikely' category.

It's not so much how she looks, it's more her voice/personality. Proper dope tom boy chick, and in most of her movies she has a machine gun.

http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michelle-rodriguez-resident-evil-retribution.jpg

I'm with you on that one. Not sure how she is in RL but if she's anything like her movie characters...


(also she'd be handy for when the zombie apocalypse comes)

[ClunkintheUK]

Not sure why Michelle Rodriquez is in the 'unlikely' category. Agree she is fit though.

[Matt-EUC]

Not sure why Michelle Rodriquez is in the 'unlikely' category. Agree she is fit though.


Well I certainly wouldn't roll over her to get to you.

I'd say she doesn't count as "unlikely"

[DJFridge]

Someone mentioned cartoon figures earlier. I always thought Belle from the Beauty & The Beast film was quite cute!

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130927214559/disney-fan-fiction/images/3/38/Belle-disney.jpg

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Someone mentioned cartoon figures earlier. I always thought Belle from the Beauty & The Beast film was quite cute!

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130927214559/disney-fan-fiction/images/3/38/Belle-disney.jpg

Don't know why he went for me, I look like the anti Bell, she is all sweet and lovely I think that is what he fantasises about.:smt098

[TamSV]

I always found Bugs Bunny quite hot when he dressed up as a lady bunny. He really works it.

Not sure why I tell you this now. It's something I've tended to keep to myself.

[NTECUK]

I always found Bugs Bunny quite hot when he dressed up as a lady bunny. He really works it.

Not sure why I tell you this now. It's something I've tended to keep to myself.

See post 28#

[Ninthbike]

Kate Garraway.




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yGlnzK8G9JA/ULoAqIqQeTI/AAAAAAAAAJk/aRWApUEMC0I/s1600/kate_garraway_kate_garraway_ruif5Pd.sized.jpg

[TamSV]

See post 28#

lol hadn't clicked on that.

I do remember that scene in Wayne's World and thinking "hell yeah".

[Littlepeahead]

Kate Garraway.




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yGlnzK8G9JA/ULoAqIqQeTI/AAAAAAAAAJk/aRWApUEMC0I/s1600/kate_garraway_kate_garraway_ruif5Pd.sized.jpg

Yes I can see what attracted you to her - it was her enormous shiny.... earrings.

[Littlepeahead]

Russell Howard. Just seen a clip of him. He looks like a proper dweeb too.

[NTECUK]

Russell Howard. Just seen a clip of him. He looks like a proper dweeb too.

The comedian?

[CharleyFarley]

'Threesome' anyone??
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/28/ujy9udeq.jpg
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/28/2udazyjy.jpg


"Gas it w###a".........