Scoobs
03-04-06, 09:06 AM
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not experienced either. On the wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he
says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want. Whatchou
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress
his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for
her request).
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have
heard about . numbaa 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries...
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"You want... Beef wiff Broccoli?"
Truth be told, he is not experienced either. On the wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he
says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want. Whatchou
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress
his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for
her request).
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have
heard about . numbaa 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"You want... Beef wiff Broccoli?"