The things they would never say! Part 2.

[Tara]

"My private life stays private.ok?" Tara. :wink:

you only know the half of it :wink:

[dirtydog]

"My private life stays private.ok?" Tara. :wink:

you only know the half of it :wink:

That's all we need to know, this is a U rated site :wink:

[Razor]

"My private life stays private.ok?" Tara. :wink:

you only know the half of it :wink:

That's all we need to know, this is a U rated site :wink:

Speak for yourself, dish the goss Tara. We're listening :D :D

[Tara]

"My private life stays private.ok?" Tara. :wink:

you only know the half of it :wink:

That's all we need to know, this is a U rated site :wink:

Damn right - and some things are best left private :wink:

[Tara]

"My private life stays private.ok?" Tara. :wink:

you only know the half of it :wink:

That's all we need to know, this is a U rated site :wink:

Speak for yourself, dish the goss Tara. We're listening :D :D

get me drunk at the AR and i'll tell you anything you want to know :oops:

[Biker Biggles]

Rugby League's such a boring game.I'd rather watch golf any day.--PH.

I think Honda will win it this year,---Valentino.

Can I fly this Airbus on a CBT?----Paws.

Hello hello hello,what's all this then?---Fraser of dock green.

[dirtydog]

[quote=Peter Henry]

"My private life stays private.ok?" Tara. :wink:

you only know the half of it :wink:

That's all we need to know, this is a U rated site :wink:

Speak for yourself, dish the goss Tara. We're listening :D :D

get me drunk at the AR and i'll tell you anything you want to know :oops:[/quote


Anything??? :shock: :shock: :twisted: ]

[Tara]

:lol: :lol:

[The Basket]

'it's not rocket science.' - Verner Von Braun

[Peter Henry]

"I'll just tag along at the back." Jelster.

[Biker Biggles]

Front brake don't work------Sete G.

[K]

"I'm sure that rattle's nothing serious." - Rictus01 :wink:

[Peter Henry]

"I'm using this as a practice session,they'll see how I really ride on AR06." Quiff.

[Peter Henry]

"That first corner melée didn't help me at all." Valentino.

"Donta wurry Sete deeza thingsa appen." Loris.

[The Basket]

We are going to renew your contract for next year, Sete. :D

[Swiss]

I just don't see the point in performing pointless long drawn out stunts designed to keep you in the public eye - David Blane

[Swiss]

Had a good ride this weekend, not fallen of the bike once so the team are happy - James Haydon

[Peter Henry]

"I told you that the GP6 was a flyer!" Sete.

[Peter Henry]

"Sete that will be coming out of your wages!" Livvio Suppo.

[mattSV]

'You should get some louder cans Matt' - anyone that was behind me on the norf/sarf trip

[Peter Henry]

"Make sure you don't get my bike in that picture." Jelster.

[UlsterSV]

"I think I'll play 2-4-5 next match. Don't think we'll need a 'keeper..."

Swedish Sven talks of his tactics for England's next match against Sweden.

[Peter Henry]

"Could we at least get tickets to go along and watch next time?" Northern Ireland player.

[UlsterSV]

"You're my secretary, I have a wife...maybe we shouldn't"

John Prescott.

[Peter Henry]

"I don't need a new pair of shoes." Imelda Marcos.

"I'll soon be able to grow my hair and wear my trainers." Ghandi.

[Swiss]

I brought Theo along as he was having trouble getting tickets for the games and I thought "I have a spare seat he can WATCH it with me" Well it's keeping him off the streets - Sven

I think Hargreaves is a total waste of space and should be sent home - Peter Henry
:wink:

[Peter Henry]

"Hey Owen pull yer finger out,I've been carrying you all night!" Frank Lampard. :P

[Balky001]

If only i had brought more midfielders - Sven

you have to be happy after a game like that - Gerrard

[Peter Henry]

"Is that a camera? Oh dont point it at me." England WAG.

"Live and let live,that's what I say." Jelster.

"I am dissapointed with my GSX,not a patch on the SV." Fizz.

"Don't understand how I did not pass wind a single time when on the Norfy ride out." Scoobs.

"I need some mental stimulation,just gonna pop in to the megathread." Flaming Squirrel.

"Guilty as charged your honour." Daimo.

[Scoobs]

I can't think of a single smutty comment - Scoobs

Now where did I put that wooden spoon - Pedro Henry

This bikes never been past 45 degrees - IanSV

[Peter Henry]

"I don't want to get in to a debate about American foreign policy." Akbar.

"My sources I have found to be unreliable." Lyn.

"Of course if we wore bike gear instead of our kilts, having our vision blocked up the uplifting garment would not be such a problem." SV Ecosser.

[Peter Henry]

"I dream of becoming the next England manager." Big Felipe Scolari.

[Biker Biggles]

The winning formula is to play exciting attacking football----Sven.

[Filipe M.]

"Oh sh*t, I hate penalty kicks" - Ricardo (not TSM :P )

[falc]

"I'm not mad at you Ronaldo" - Rooney

"Every ball I kicked just seem to find the back of the net" - Lampard

[Quiff Wichard]

"I'm using this as a practice session,they'll see how I really ride on AR06." Quiff.

2 up- on AR06 - so you wont see me speed!

[Peter Henry]

"I've decided to take on the point role on AR06,a la Amarko on the Norf/Sarf thing." Ed.

"I don't know much about this game,but one or two of those people wearing white shirts seemed to do quite well." Sven

[Biker Biggles]

Did you hear the joke about-----Dani Pedrosa.
The tyres went off and and are just not good enough-----Hopkins.

[Peter Henry]

"We are putting everything we have behind Nicky's title challenge."HRC

"Pedrosa's performaces thus far have been pure fluke." Rossi fan/Italian press.

[Biker Biggles]

On balence,I think Italy deserved to win---Jurgan Klinsman.

[Peter Henry]

I deserved to go for my flying assault on the Italian player. Lehman.

Me and Dani are going raving in Ibiza this summer. Valentino Rossi.

Dont worry I will allow you faster guys to keep up with me.Ed.

[Peter Henry]

Thank f*ck that's over. German population! :P

[tricky]

Oh bugger that, just take it down the jetwash. - Mr Miaggi in the "Karate Kid"

[Peter Henry]

"Jose maybe you should re negotiate my contract. My recent level of play indicate that otherwise, I will be stealing money." Michael Ballack.

"And the Fair Play Award goes to Wayne Rooney!" FIFA.

"Test some tyres for you? I got better things to do with my time mate." Sid Squid.

[UlsterSV]

"I'm delighted to have signed this contract, making me the new face of Colgate."

Shane MacGowan.

"I know I can fly, I just know it..."

Gianluca Pessotto.

[Peter Henry]

I'm gonna stay off the booze at the AR06. Tara.

I wish PH was here. Any attendee of AR06. :P

[northwind]

"I'm really organised for AR06"- Northwind.

[Peter Henry]

Glad I managed to fit my PJ's in. Another AR06 attendee.

[Biker Biggles]

I resign.-----John Prescott.
I resign------Any Government Minister.
I was wrong about that-----Tony Blair.

[Biker Biggles]

Some of our financial dealings leave a bit to be desired.----Lord Levy.

[Pedrosa]

I never wanted the job in the first place. Gordon Brown.


I accept we screwed up in a big way here. Police officer in Menezes case.


I'm never gonna launch another poll as long as I live. Hovis.


Maybe I should come out of the closet via the SV forum. Biker Biggles.

[Warthog]

I have no strong opinion on this. Pedrosa, Neio, flamin squirrel etc :D

[Pedrosa]

Last night I opened the door to a nice chap who was a Jehovah's Witness. I invited him in and we chatted for over 3 hours. I felt inspired and was humbled to receive his gift of a Holy Bible. Spidey.

I have bought something new today, But I'd rather not say what it is. Blue SV

I think over weight,unemployed, illegal immigrants get very bad press here in the UK.Neio.

If "it" didn't keep going so small in that cool breexze, I would have been on that calendar as well! Richie.

Come here give me a hug...welcome back Max. Valentino.

You know I feel really bad over how it has worked out with Fernando. Ron Dennis.

Your a different class and a deserved champ,well done Lewis. Fernando Alonso.


Darn I miss chatting WITH my old mucker Akbar. Sid Squid.

No one ever pays any attention to me. Lady ORG member.

[Biker Biggles]

What do you mean-Our very own Guy Fawkes?----Miss Bhutto

When I said referendum I didn't mean the sort where the people vote.----Any European politician.


I'm pigsh1t stupid but they put me in charge----NHS manager.


The closet door is ajar,but I'm too shy to emerge---Pedrosa.

[Spiderman]

Last night I opened the door to a nice chap who was a Jehovah's Witness. I invited him in and we chatted for over 3 hours. I felt inspired and was humbled to receive his gift of a Holy Bible. Spidey.


OK, ive never said "inspired and humbled" but (and i know you wont believe this) i do regularly invite JWs into my house and have a collection of books and even videoes they have leant over the years. They finally just gave up comming round....i wonder what gave them the idea they would never turn me? :evil:

[Pedrosa]

I look forward to the next customer that complains about their meal. Gordon Ramsey.

Despite the court cases, my popularity has never waned with the public. Michael Barrymore.

Huh, with the evidence available against me I could have defended myself and got acquitted. O.J.Simpson

I am warmed knowing I have the full backing of the FA. Steve McClaren.

[Biker Biggles]

You won't find me digging up a graveyard thread. Biker Biggles.

[Spiderman]

well done that man!!! :lol:

Iraq was actually no threat but we wanted their oil and saddam tried to kill my daddy - george monkeyface bush

[The Idle Biker]

"The Pope is slippier than a choir boy covered in baby oil" - Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor

(sorry about that one folks, I'll get my coat and leave)

[Biker Biggles]

Anyone know how to set up a poll? Ralph.

[Bluefish]

I'm not going to buy any more tools, YC

[Dave20046]

"Glass of coke please, Barman"
David Preston

[davepreston]

shall we begin
i wish those bloody forginers would go home (spidy)
I.A.M is a waste of cash and you wont learn anything (orose)
pass me that gun that birds pi55ing me off (myc)
that music is way to loud (badger)
woo woo's sure there for gays (paul the 6th)
if i could live anywhere it would be yorkshire (tim wilky)
that dave preston is fast as feck (irksy)
i prefer my women classy not looking like a streetwalker (bear)
how do you cook a stroginoff (GG)
i buy all my stuff from sv racer (zadar)
first replace your reg rec (sid squid)
i hate geeks (soulkiss)
and now the risky'est comment
hi im a 16 year old shop assistant from birmingham (dangerous dave)

[Specialone]

" I'm gonna take this next corner really fast"...me :)

[Bluefish]

i'm not going out on the bike it's raining, rictus.

[Milky Bar Kid]

"I think Lozzo is a charming gentleman" - Ralph

"I think Ralph is a jolly fine fellow" - Lozzo....


*snigger*

[mattSV]

Look how good the brakes are on my R1 - Scoobs

[keith_d]

"Yeah, I've had a good stint in this job, but it's time to move on." - Col. Gadaffi

"Some of my best friends are white farmers." - Robert Mugabe

"The country's in the c*apper, and there's f*ck all we can do about it" - Mervyn King

"We've realised the Keynes was right. The only way out of recession is more government spending." - George Osbourne.

"The probability function Psi-squared defined by the Schrodinger wave equation..." - MBK

"I've decided to trade in the lathe for an anvil and a bloody big hammer." - YC

"This bike is staying totally standard." - Barwell

"There's something I need to tell you about Bear and me." - Reeder

[Lozzo]

"I think Lozzo is a charming gentleman" - Ralph

"I think Ralph is a jolly fine fellow" - Lozzo....


*snigger*

"I think MBK is humourous" - Lozzo

[andrewsmith]

"This bike is staying totally standard." - Barwell

"There's something I need to tell you about Bear and me." - Reeder

:smt044

[Sir Trev]

"I suggest you get a Dell" - Barwell

[Pedrosa]

"So what's your preferred method for your bikini line mate, wax or shave?" Sid to Keith over a beer.

[davepreston]

i prefer the weather in england (pedrosa)

[benji106]

"Don't mess around with SV suspension, if it's good enough for Suzuki, its good enough for me" - YC

[Pedrosa]

" I despise guys that cheat on their wives." John Terry.

"I would have abandoned my career if I thought that it would have saved my marriage." Cheryl Cole.

"Thankfully every man I have ever had a relationship with was interested in my charm,wit and intelligence above all else." Jordan.

"OMG I hope that video of me and Ronnie Regan fooling around in the oval office never gets on youtube!" Maggie Thatcher.

"It was difficult to tear myself away from the bosom of warmth offered to me from day one by the Liverpool fans." Roy Hodgson.

"Aw but you have to admire the England rugby team." Any welsh man.

"We positively encourage feedback from our citizens." Any Arabic leader

[SoulKiss]

Who wants to have a look at my new iPhone - me

[davepreston]

whys that freak dressed up like a elf lord (soulkiss)

[Treacle]

A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, but it's not as good as a nose full of coke. Mary Poppins

[fizzwheel]

Its OK you are safe with me, I wont physically molest you in public as that sort of thing really doesnt appeal to me - Bear

[Pedrosa]

"Of course,I knew the camera was there all along." Kate Moss,Ricky Hatton,Bruce Grobelaar.

"Now to give those Honkies some payback for centuries of pain and deprivation.Obama.

"Islam sucks." Taliban member.

"The billions that I stashed over seas was in readiness for the day when I could begin to donate to endless humanitarian causes." Mubarak.

"Nah mate,it would never happen here." Christchurch resident.

"The U.K has moved on so positively in the 10 years that I have been away." Me.

[Pedrosa]

"I love how,when I get off my bike it looks as if I have had an embarassing toilet moment in the rear of my leathers." Any biker.

[Biker Biggles]

We will fight them on the beaches----Mubarrak
F*ck this Im off-----Gadafi
I closed my Swiss account----King of Bahrein

[benji106]

"Get that F#*king dessert cart off my foot" - Ghandi

[Filipe M.]

"thanks, don't bother, I have enough camera gear already..." - Jambo, Keith, me...

[Pedrosa]

"A new member of the ORG are yer son? Well let me tell you about my days racing with Ago on the Isle of Man." BB

"Joking apart, s*x with Camilla was truly earth shaking stuff.One hot momma she is." Peter Henry.

"I have to warn any potential suitors that my s*xual appetite borders on the insatiable."Susan Boyle.

[Biker Biggles]

Joking apart,s*x with PH was a giggle,but didnt match up to coming down Bray Hill with Ago up me ar&e.-----Camilla.

[andrewsmith]

"they've found me" bin Laden

[Milky Bar Kid]

"I think MBK is humourous" - Lozzo

Tut, I don't think you get the point in this thread...!!;)

"I am ginger" - Wideboy

"I really like pop music" - Jayneflakes

"I hate vodka" - Me...or Woozle...or DP...

"I love mankini's" - Lily

[Milky Bar Kid]

"thanks, don't bother, I have enough camera gear already..." - Jambo, Keith, me...

"I love Canon" - Filipe

"Nikon users are awesome and don't smell of wee" - Jambo..

[timwilky]

It is my round :- Yorkie Chris
No thank you I have had enough to drink :- Dave Preston
Nothing, peace perfect peace :- BBC

[Lozzo]

Tut, I don't think you get the point in this thread...!!;)



Oh I get the point of this thread fine.... and I stand by my earlier post ;-)

"It's the reg/rec mate... it's always the reg/rec" - Sid Squid.

"I'm deeply suspicious of cross-dressers" - Binky

"That London's a lovely place and I wish I was a cockney" - Yorkie Chris

"Lozzo's my idea of the perfect man" - Messy/MBK/anyotherorggurlie

"Bend? What bend?" - Smeggons

"The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain" - MBK

[andrewsmith]

I'm never drinking again- Davepreston

[davepreston]

andy thats said every weekend pretty much tbh

[Biker Biggles]

Me? I tend to keep it in my pants.-----Lozzo.

[andrewsmith]

Touche

I never have hangovers- Me

[Lozzo]

Me? I tend to keep it in my pants.-----Lozzo.

Now, you see... I don't get this. It's not like I have sh4gged my way through huge numbers of the org's women and built up a reputation as a bit of a lothario.

Let's be honest, I'm at best an average, at worst ugly short tw4t with bottle bottom specs and an even uglier bike - any woman who does sleep with me needs sectioning under the mental health act.

[davepreston]

im a teacher (messie) trying to write it dont count love
i just completed my english degree (barwell)
nah im keeping it standard (yc barwell tbh half the org)
threesome yeah im up for that, whats the girls name (mrs giggles) but a man can dream
i just want some quite time (bbc)
i don think t cut will get that out (squirrel)
ive just hit a full year without crashing (me)

[Biker Biggles]

Me? I tend to keep it in my pants.-----Lozzo.

Now, you see... I don't get this. It's not like I have sh4gged my way through huge numbers of the org's women and built up a reputation as a bit of a lothario.

Let's be honest, I'm at best an average, at worst ugly short tw4t with bottle bottom specs and an even uglier bike - any woman who does sleep with me needs sectioning under the mental health act.

I rest my case:):):)

[Filipe M.]

"I love Canon" - Filipe


Actually I do, I'll have their printers over Epson any day :lol:

[Bluefish]

we're changing the org's name to triumph.org, cos it makes sense, the org.