The things they would never say! Part 2.

[Peter Henry]

Many peeps will remember when for lack of paying the electricity bill,(thinly excused as updating to a new server by Admin :wink: ) we had a right laugh choosing well known figures in the media or sport along with our very own members and selecting a quote that based on what we know or perceive of that person... they would just not come out and say the quote attributed to them.

The beauty of this is it is perfect for taking the micky out of the famous and of ourselves. I got slapped with a few crackers last time,(the most cutting from E.d. :wink: )

Come on I think we need a little light entertainment around here at the mo....things have been getting a tadge too heavy on occasion......off yer go! :P

[Filipe M.]

"Steve Jelly is great!!!" - akbarhussain

[Peter Henry]

Strewth, your right Peter...that is enormous! I'm quite jealous" Ulster SV. :P

[El Saxo]

PH at a BBQ - "Anyone want a bite of my sausage?"

Timwilky - "I love Bill Gates"

[Tara]

PH at a BBQ - "Anyone want a bite of my sausage?"

Timwilky - "I love Bill Gates"

:lol: :lol: to both

[Peter Henry]

"Sorry can't stay, Tony Blair's speech is on the TV in 5 minutes" Flaming Squirrel.

"I find looking at a Ducati, a rather sexually liberating experience. No-one makes them like those Italians!" Supervox. :P

[Lissa]

'I never think about scantily clad women'.......Peter Henry

[Peter Henry]

Lissa.... :P :P :P :P


"I've done it now they want the pics, I am sure I had one that did not show my bum acne?" Lissa. :P :P

"You know I hate to admit this, but I feel something of a kindred spirit in Akbar." Jelster.

"It's not like me to moan,but...." Tim Wilky! :P

"Wayne hun I know you only had one half an hour ago, but a bed bath will do you the world of good. believe me I get no pleasure from it!" Nurse Tara. :wink:

[timwilky]

PH :- Saints are an insignificant bunch of no hopers compared to the mighty Wigan.


TimWilky:- I want to talk about how well Wigan are doing at present. :oops:

[Peter Henry]

"George Bush, is he just not the Daddy?" Akbar.

[Tara]

Lissa.... :P :P :P :P


"I've done it now they want the pics, I am sure I had one that did not show my bum acne?" Lissa. :P :P

"You know I hate to admit this, but I feel something of a kindred spirit in Akbar." Jelster.

"It's not like me to moan,but...." Tim Wilky! :P

"Wayne hun I know you only had one half an hour ago, but a bed bath will do you the world of good. believe me I get no pleasure from it!" Nurse Tara. :wink:

:wink: :lol: :lol:

[Sid Squid]

"No thankyou, i'd rather not talk about myself" Steve Jelly, 2006.

Laughing with you Akbar, laughing with you.

[Peter Henry]

Sid :P :P :P

"Of course I was not at all dissapointed, to not see pics from that Marbella BBQ." Mystery Jimbo.

"Y'know today I feel good. I'm gonna cut a little slack on the forum." Fizz. :D

[UlsterSV]

"Everybody pointed and laughed."

Peter Henry.

[UlsterSV]

"Northern Ireland."

phillipmac.

[Sid Squid]

Laughing with you Akbar, laughing with you.

[Peter Henry]

"Gee I find I actually miss Guy Owens little threads" Any mod!

"Catholicism appears to be a real alternative for me, where do I sign up?" Akbar.

[Sudoxe]

Its my round - Sid Squid (2006) :lol:

[UlsterSV]

"I love it when Peter Henry pesters me for kinky pics."

Numerous female members of the org.

[Peter Henry]

"I swear on my life I will never,ever pull another wheelie!" Big Ape.

"The evidence was so over whelming against me that I decided to accept what ever punishment the magistrate saw fit to apply." Daimo.

"I wish I had what PH has." Ulster. :wink:

"Whoooo hooo soon the AR06, I can show the folks some kick ass knee down stuff on the Tona!" Ed.

"Ed is having a BBQ, everyone's going" SV ORG peeps! :P :P

[Flamin_Squirrel]

"What's that rattle?" - PH

"Sorry, I cant pull a url out of my **** to back up my wildly unsubstantiated claims." - akbar

[Peter Henry]

Jordan :P :P :P On both 1 and 2.

[Filipe M.]

"Miss Razor, will you marry me?" - Peter Henry

[Sudoxe]

"I'm leaving this one standard" - Rictus

[Sid Squid]

"Laughing with you Akbar, laughing with you." - Me.


Oh wait...hang on...

[Flamin_Squirrel]

"Laughing with you Akbar, laughing with you." Me.


Oh wait...hang on...

I dont think you've got the hang of this game :lol:

[anna]

"I'm not old" - speedy

[Peter Henry]

"Of course there were some perks to my job in H.M. Customs that led to some really interesting parties at my gaff." LynW


"The sound of a Ducati clutch, to me sounds like a sweet chorus of angels." LynW

"Bank charges are the only fair and proper way for them to conduct their business." Jonboy.

"Oh God rip my clothes of right now, I have been waiting for this for sooooo long Peter!" Any female forum member. :cry:

"Does my bum look big in this?" Keithd

[K]

"I love emoticons. :D :kiss: :wink: :P ." - Moriarty.

[Peter Henry]

"Charles Haughey has passed away, a great loss indeed." Ulster.

"It has always been one of my life's ambitions to shake Ian Paisley by the hand," Phil Mac.

[Messie]

[quote="Peter Henry"]"I swear on my life I will never,ever pull another wheelie!" Big Ape.

Oh please. Can we keep this thread within the realms of reality?

:lol:

"I think we'll have to agree to disagree on this one" Akbar, GYKD,PH, Fizz Etc

:oops:

[K]

"I actually find the FireBlade rather bland and boring." - Jelster

[Peter Henry]

"Wish I had a man's bike like PH." Supervox. ( :P :P )

[northwind]

Today, anything apart from "Laughing with you Akbar, laughing with you." :Sid Squid

:)

[Cronos]

"Try as I might I couldn't spot any cute girls" - Scooby Drew

"I really can't be ersed pulling it to bits only to put it back together again" - northwind

"Laughing at you Akbar, laughing at you" - Sid Squid

"Should I go for the 45 or the 65 litre Givi topbox?" - jonboy

[Peter Henry]

"Well they never argue with you, they never come in between you and your mates and are always up for a bit." Valleyboy explains his attraction to sheep.

[Sudoxe]

Can I have a go of your triple....
....you can ride my ZX636 - Flamin_Squirrel

[mysteryjimbo]

"I really havent got a clue how to answer that one with a smart **** answer" : PH

"

I'll finish this one with a



?

"

-Jonboy

[Biker Biggles]

Akbar Hussien--------I'm lost for words.

Or----Ottomans are best sat on.


Or----Islam is a stagnant set of beliefs that never got beyond the sixteenth century.



Peter Henry-----Is there such a thing as sausage dogging?

Northwind-----Hanging's too bloody good for em.

[Peter Henry]

"Of course good as he was on a bike, Ago was always jealous of my success with the ladies." Biker Biggles.

"We now accept that our original intelligence was incorrect and we will be withdrawing immediately to allow the people of the middle east to forge their own direction in life." GW Bush.

"Riding my SV in kilt and sporran is a far more sexual experience than I could fully put in to words." Cronos.

[Scooby Drew]

'Stop for a smoke?No, given it up, pal' - Blueflame

'Love the snoring Grant, keep it up!' - Cronos

'Young men - eeeuwww!' - Nutty Tart

'You're as safe as houses' - Carelesschucca on Scooby Drew's overtaking...

'I didn't crash, I was just resting on the verge' - Northy

(this is the commentary on the first stop of an Ecosse Posse rideout)

[Quiff Wichard]

"No I didnt take a picture " >>>>> ME :D

[Peter Henry]

"Loadsa people of the forum have asked when I gunna start mee mobile bike mackanicking." Quiff

[Richie]

"Don't think I'll ever do that Boring Hartside run ever again" - Amarko5
"The Weather is crap here, need to get back to the UK" - PH
"My Next Bike will be a KTM" - Cloggsy
"Can I have my Photo on the Forum Cover" Hall13_UK :wink:
"Thats it. No more Bling for my Blue Baby" Quiff Wichard
"Teeeeeheeeee gigglesgiggles tteeeeeeee" BBC :lol:

[Razor]

"Miss Razor, will you marry me?" - Peter Henry

*spits dinner over keyboard!*

[Peter Henry]

"I envy those guys over in Afghanistan, here's me stuck in bl++dy Yorkshire,what did I ever do?" Richie numbers

*In whimpish voice and pointing* "It was George,he made me do it!" Tony Blair.

"Any man giving a raucous and toxic display of flatulence in my immediate company,just makes me go weak at the knees." Any female.


"Hmmmm you are a big boy, do you work out Keith?" Spidey.

[Biker Biggles]

Hello hello I'm back again,I'm back I'm back as a matter of fact I'm back.
Now who could that be?

I have absolutely no faith in that copper and will sack him next week.---Tony Blair.


Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest.---Jelster.


Clutch is a bit noisy---PH



I organised a Customs raid in Forest Gate,but Bomber Command vetoed it due to insufficient aircraft.---Lynnw

[Peter Henry]

BB wrote:

I organised a Customs raid in Forest Gate,but Bomber Command vetoed it due to insufficient aircraft :P :P

"I hope no-one ever susses out that my name is Derek and I work in a book shop in Barnsley." Filipe.

[Richie]

"I think I'll be safe to do a U-turn on these wet leaves...ouch" - Me (before anyone says it)

"What do you think of my man boobs" - Razor........











:oops: Quickley Runs & Hides... :wink:

[Sid Squid]

"Miss Razor, will you marry me?" - Peter Henry

*spits dinner over keyboard!*

Now that's a goodun - well done Filipe


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Peter Henry]

"That Squid bloke knows eff all about these bikes." Wide eyed Org newbie.

"Joe my luv, what a surprise..nice of you to turn up." El Boc to GYKD at Norf/Sarf thingy.

"A top box? Oh no thanks I couldn't manage another one." Jonboy

[Biker Biggles]

I thought I'd get a car.-----Rictus.


I thought I'd get a bike.----Akbar


I thought I'd get a life.----Hussien

[Filipe M.]

"I hope no-one ever susses out that my name is Derek and I work in a book shop in Barnsley." Filipe.

8-[ oops... 8-[

[philipMac]

"Northern Ireland."

phillipmac.

:wink: Honoured for the mention. Have I talked about the north a lot?
Huh.

Sir Henry's Cat too even. Jeepers.
Right.
Em.



"I have no idea."
Lynw.

"To be honest, I just cant wait to see the back of it."
Northwind, on his SV.

"Another round mate?"
Jelster to Akbar.

"To integrate one over a quadratic we use the tan substitution, but to do that we first need to get the quadratic into the form b(x+a)2+1. To do that we must complete the square as discussed in an earlier section."
Razor.

"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.

"Sort of pull on sticking out metal rod thingy, if it comes off just hammer back on. Dont worry if its a bit tight. Just hit it a good slap with a sledge."
Sid Squid.

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
TimWilky, undisclosed east london karaoke bar.

"Bloody greeat. Where's me blinking pasties. Workin' down't pit till 6, staaarvin, and now I need to take a massive Mersey trout leke."
Fizz.

[sharriso74]

"Lets talk about you" GYKD

[Sid Squid]

"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.

Now that's funny. (Sorry Ulster).

[Peter Henry]

"Today pipex called and resolved my dispute with them to my full satisfaction." Marko

"Sod the B and B Joe, you slide in this sleeping bag with me." Quiff.

"Of course anyone can step off a Blade and total an SV." Jelster.

"How do I admit on the forum that buying this Ducati was one big mistake?" :wink:

"I need a hero" Scoobs sings in to a mirror and poses as he dons his bike gear.

[Jabba]

"Honda Hornet.....ah, the connoisseur's IL4" - Sid Squid

"I think my can might be a tad too loud?" - Anna

[Terence]

"Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so" - Razor

"Actually, I can kinda see what Satanists are on about" - PH

"Hi everybody, let me tell you about this great can/hugger/crash bungs/tail tidy/etc that I just picked and fitted, all by my self" - Any newbie

"OK, this is the last time I change my avatar, honest" - TSM and Razor

[K]

"I got this really long splinter, about 2mm, in my finger today. Well, I call the ambulance to take me to A&E, but they let me go home after about 6 hours. I'm all bandaged up and resting now. Thing is, I really don't think I'm going to be fit enough to make AR06 in four weeks time. Sorry." :(

- Rictus01

[keithd]

its ok, i'll sort the situation out myself on this one - gykd

let's see if this tazer does the same thing agai....... - scoobs

falc who? - tara

i'll be at the rideout - keithy "legend" d

[mysteryjimbo]

its ok, i'll sort the situation out myself on this one - gykd


Isnt it wonderful. He still gets mentioned!

[Samnooshka]

"I'm not going to go on any more business trips abroad this year" Sudoxe

[Quiff Wichard]

jimbo

falc who---?...that made me giggle..


whys this gone from general people and stars to forum members.

me sees it gettin personal and another scrap on the cards...



"I can say a sentence without you know in it you know " ! - DAVID BECKHAM

[Jabba]

"Wayne Rooney's foot" - any UK tabloid newspaper during the last two months

[Ping]

"Any man giving a raucous and toxic display of flatulence in my immediate company,just makes me go weak at the knees." Any female.


Oi, I think farts are hilarious. :lol:

[Peter Henry]

"HENMAN WINS WIMBLEDON!" Again any newspaper.

"I would have been just as happy if the grace and favour home was a back to back terrace." John Prescott.

"Last night we had the most glorious lobster cooked on the BBQ." Ed.

"Her indoors put the mockers on my dream move to Barca." Thierry Henry.

"It was always my intention to let the refereee know, that I had actually hit the ball with my hand." Maradona

[keithd]

"Any man giving a raucous and toxic display of flatulence in my immediate company,just makes me go weak at the knees." Any female.


Oi, I think f*rts are hilarious. :lol:

but you're not just ANY female Ping... :D

[Balky001]

'my one big mistake was moving to Spain' - PH

'there's nothing better than listening to the soft call of the local bovine community on a hot summer night' - Northwind

'they should outlaw filtering and crack down on speeders'- BigApe

'I've just booked 2 weeks fly drive to Florida - can't wait to see Mickey - Go USA' - Akbar

'OK, I'll be honest, I copied it out of the Haynes manual' - Sid Squid

'If I'd known the nightly charge was £5k I could have saved myself £193M, Doh' Paul McCartney

[northwind]

'there's nothing better than listening to the soft call of the local bovine community on a hot summer night' - Northwind


Honestly... I tell people how to fix their bikes, do they call me Northwind the Bike Fixer? I spray my bike, do they call me Northwind the Bike Sprayer? But I dynamite one cow...

[Peter Henry]

"Gushing on an internet forum about your love life? How uncouth." Tara :wink:

"I'm thinking of organising a track day, anyone up for it?" Akbar.

"Some of these new boy bands are knocking out some leading edge sounds." Northwind.

"You'd never see me with a stash of porn mags." Hally.

"The quality of build and technology are amazing for the price." SV owner.

"Perish the thought that I would ever gaze at a naked man's thingy!" Ping.

"yeah I know,I've mellowed." F.S.

[Amanda M]

'I'm going to sell my raptor and get another SV' Me :shock: :lol:

[Balky001]

Honestly... I tell people how to fix their bikes, do they call me Northwind the Bike Fixer? I spray my bike, do they call me Northwind the Bike Sprayer? But I dynamite one cow...

:lol: :shock: You blew one up! I didn't know that :lol: Well they will be a bit noisey now you've been nobbling them (spelling checked!)

[Peter Henry]

" I feel bad about this so from now on I am going to wear activated charcoal pads in my pants." Scoobs.

"I really miss having Max around the place." Valentino Rossi.

[UlsterSV]

"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.

Now that's funny. (Sorry Ulster).

:P

Is it wrong I'm proud I don't understand what that says?? :D


"26 + 6 = 32"

philipMac.

[Peter Henry]

"What else apart from Paul's lovely mind would have attracted me to him?" Heather.

"Pole position for me next week,you watch." James Ellison.

"I had no option but to flout the rules in such an obvious manner." Schumey.

"We would like to once and for all state our endless admiration of the magnificent performances that the drug free Lance Armstrong has delivered on The Tour." Official from French Cycling Authority.

[UlsterSV]

"We've found the WMDs!!"

Tony Blair.

[Sid Squid]

"26 + 6 = 32" - philipMac.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

These are good - keep 'em coming.

How about this for a clumsy effort:

'Paisley For GAA President!' - Bertie

[UlsterSV]

:lol:

"Yeah the red, white and blue really go well together."

Another phil classic.

And before you think I'm picking on you Mr Mac, I'm not! I'm only pulling your leg :P :lol:

[Peter Henry]

"That midget team mate of mine really gets up my nose." Nicky Hayden.

"A mi me gusta mucho la vida que tengo aqui en España." David Beckham.

"Grown men being attracted to kids? That is disgusting."G.G.

"Cherie is the best looking female Lawyer this side of L.A.Law." Any male.

"My signing for Chelsea was never a question of money." Any footballer.

[philipMac]

"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.

Now that's funny. (Sorry Ulster).

:P

Is it wrong I'm proud I don't understand what that says?? :D


"26 + 6 = 32"

philipMac.

I dont understand it all either. I was crap at Irish in school. I am not proud of my ignorance. I dont agree with everything it says either.
Here, Ulster, just by the way, I am not a republican. I dont think that the North should be part of the Republic.
I dont agree with almost everything that the prov IRA did. Essentially everything that they did/do disgusts me. Same for all paramilitaries out there. Dont care who they are aligned with. (Although when they almost blew up Thatcher, I have to admit, sheepishly, that I had a glimmer of hope that they might have actually got her.) I would not vote for Sinn Fein in a million years, in fact, I start off my voting ballet by putting them down as my last preferance. I also think that Paisley et al are bollixes. So, Peter Henry was right there.

I am in the US now, I am obviously Irish, and when people start giving it the old IRA Brits out line, I will not let that stand. I will take them down. I acutely do not like that American Irish rhetoric.

Just by the way.

So, when you say I would never say "26 + 6 = 32", you are right. I wouldnt. I actually had a fight with a republican lad in school about it when he told me I was a traitor because of the way I thought about the North.

I will say this though, the way the BBC chooses when Sports people are Irish/UK by whether they winning or losing ****es me right off. I have noticed that a bit.

[Peter Henry]

"Ah but that Kevin Barry sounded a grand lad." Ulster.

"You've never been with a REAL man have you Sid?" GYKD.

"I'll have to pass on that one."LynW

"I dont know an F Stop from a Jock strap."Marko.

[philipMac]

:lol:

"Yeah the red, white and blue really go well together."

Another phil classic.

And before you think I'm picking on you Mr Mac, I'm not! I'm only pulling your leg :P :lol:

Yeah. The US flag gets on my tits alright. Especially when every muppet has it hanging off his huge assed SV and gaff.
Right, thanks for that bud, I had almost forgotten what country I was in there, now I know though. Cheers.

[Quiff Wichard]

but 26+6 IS 32 ????????????????????

[Sudoxe]

"I'm not going to go on any more business trips abroad this year" Sudoxe

:lol: :lol: He says posting from Sweden.

Perhaps I should of got a Pilots licence instead of a motorcycle one...

Dan

[Lissa]

but 26+6 IS 32 ????????????????????

It was when I was at school.

But it probably has some other meaning that has gone over my head.

Mind you, at only 4 ft 10 MOST things go over my head :D

[philipMac]

but 26+6 IS 32 ????????????????????
It is. But, 26+6 != 1.

32 counties in Ireland. 26 are in the republic. 6 are in the North, in the bit that the UK owns.

[Peter Henry]

"Does this thong make my John Thomas look too big?" Ulster.

"I just had a Prince Albert fitted."The Professor.

"Aaw must we ride past all those large plate glass windows?" Scoobs.

[Quiff Wichard]

but 26+6 IS 32 ????????????????????

It was when I was at school.

But it probably has some other meaning that has gone over my head.

Mind you, at only 4 ft 10 MOST things go over my head :D


it sure would..!!




"All my players will be wearing plain black Winfield Football boots "... SVEN

[Sudoxe]

"I just had a Prince Albert fitted."The Professor.


"I'm just had a Prince Albert fitted." Sid Squid (Or shudder, Flamin_Squiz)

[UlsterSV]

Mind you, at only 4 ft 10 MOST things go over my head :D

Yes but a mighty fine 4 ft 10 you are :wink:

[UlsterSV]

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."

Ian Paisley.

[wyrdness]

"Our ink cartridges are too expensive. Let's reduce the price" - EPSON

[Peter Henry]

"You know Elizabeth I feel I have led a very fortunate life." Prince Phillip.

"My next birthday bash will be a bring a bottle do." Elton John.

"I'm on Question Time next week." Jade.

"The last thing I ever want is to be PM." Gordon Brown.

[philipMac]

"Can't coerce array into hash at line 53."
Gnu C compiler.

It would just never happen, C being a strongly typed language and all, it wouldnt even try to coerce arrays into hashes. It would rather stick sharp things under its own finger nails.

[Ed]

"Last night we had the most glorious lobster cooked on the BBQ." Ed.


Well er no, burned sosages last night. Evening classes?

[Law]

"Alcohol, awful stuff" carelesschucca

[northwind]

"Alcohol, awful stuff" carelesschucca

I think he probably does say that, some mornings :)

[anna]

"I think my can might be a tad too loud?" - Anna[/quote]

:smt043 ...

along with...

"my bike never has problems" - me !!!

[fizzwheel]

"Nah its OK Viney dont give me any help I know what to do and I'll fix it myself" - Me