A true story - not a Peter Henryism

[Tim in Belgium]

Well,

I was at Zolder for my trackday last Monday, and before we got started was sat in the cafe with my mate having some coffee, across at another table there were two guys and two girls, I smiled and politely said good morning, then carried on chatting with my mate. Perhaps there was a little eye contact with one of the girls on the other table but I thought nothing of it as it looked like two couples.

Anyway come the end of the day as I was about to leave one of the guys came over and asked me for my number . This confused me slightly as it was the end of the day, they were speaking broken english and as I wandered across the penny dropped what they were on about, it was for one of the girls, as apparently she'd been talking about me all day. Anyway the girl was pretty embarassed by her friend, he said I should watch out because she was a copper. So I smiled, made my excuses and left for home without giving my number.

Anyway got a call yesterday on my home phone number, claiming to be the shy girl, again I had no idea who this was until she mentioned Zolder, the penny dropped (again) and I was a little shocked! On further questionning I found she was indeed in the police and had managed to get my name/number and address using her "police" skills :shock:

She then said if ever I wanted to take her out for a ride as pillion she'd happily come along and also that the other bloke was her brother.

So I've decided to do the sensible thing and leave well alone! Imagine what would happen if things didn't work out, and what she could then use her police skills for...The whole episode has left me mildly amused but a little freaked out.

[TVR_Tracy]

On further questionning I found she was indeed in the police and had managed to get my name/number and address using her "police" skills :shock:

That is a bit freaky!! :shock:

Cue some serious bunny boiling if it all went sour!! :shock: :shock: :shock: She could get her crooked cop mates to cover up any "accidents" which might happen :shock: :shock:

[Spiderman]

hmmmm. I'd be tempted to take her out and find out what she's like tbh. But i can see why you were a little freaked out.
I'd be a little flattered too tho :D

[Tara]

Yep i'd steer well clear

[andyaikido]

hmmmm. I'd be tempted to take her out and find out what she's like tbh. But i can see why you were a little freaked out.
I'd be a little flattered too tho :D

I agree. Take her out. You've not got any pets, have you?

[SpankyHam]

You should watch the film : "My Super Ex Girlfriend"

[Marshall]

Take her out for a ride generaly dude :twisted:

[Tim in Belgium]

hmmmm. I'd be tempted to take her out and find out what she's like tbh. But i can see why you were a little freaked out.
I'd be a little flattered too tho :D

I was a little flattered, she said on the phone that I looked like a nice guy, I didn't tell her that looks can be deceiving...she should know that being a cop.

[Flamin_Squirrel]

The important question: is she hot?

[Spiderman]

hmmmm. I'd be tempted to take her out and find out what she's like tbh. But i can see why you were a little freaked out.
I'd be a little flattered too tho :D

I was a little flattered, she said on the phone that I looked like a nice guy, I didn't tell her that looks can be deceiving...she should know that being a cop.

maybe she does and she's hoping your a wolf in sheeps clothing ;)
And she has her own handcuffs too dont forget that. Sounds more and more like my kinda girl actualy.
Feel free to pass me her number if you chicken out :lol:

[timwilky]

even if a bunny boiler does she go like a rabbit :lol:

[Anonymous]

........and as I wandered across the penny dropped what they were on about..... the penny dropped (again) and I was a little shocked!

It's obviously well dodgy, Tim. She's probably an international money launderer as they don't have pennies in Belgium any more - only that funny Euro thing.

[Tim in Belgium]

She wasn't bad if I remember correctly, but not super either.

Luckily I've no pets, and could be coming back to the UK soon, so it may be worth the risk.

A trackday - not the most likely place to meet women.

PS I'll be at Lydden this weekend if there are any other female coppers out there :wink:

[fizzwheel]

The important question: is she hot?

Here we see Jordan cut to the crux of the matter :D

Personally I'd take her out and see how I got on. She might be nervous or shy or both and it makes people do & say some funny things that they wouldnt ordinarily do.

[Lou M]

Bunny Boiler!

Personally, I think it's out of order for a copper to use her 'skills' to get your number, Dodgy, run whilst you can!

[Rider]

What's weird is that she didn't have the balls to ask for your number at the time but then went ahead to source your number and then call you. Something doesn't add up there.

Anyhows, do what you think's right. You'll know that already despite everyone's input here.

[M65]

Take her for ride - what have you got to lose. If she turns out to be a nut job, just get out of Dodge real quick like.

[Viney]

You lot are well suspicious. If shes gone as far as to break the rules in her job to get your number, then at least you can do is take her out on a date. If it doesnt work out, then you may make a good friend.

What i want to know, is why is your phone number on the police computer??

Go for it, shes only a bird at the end of the day that just wants a bit of Tim in Belguim.

[DanDare]

Another Useless Post that doesn't include Pictures. :lol:

[Tim in Belgium]

Right you lot, I'll probably take her out for a ride in the not too distant future and see what she is really like. She was a few years older than my 26 as well.

As for how my number ended up on a police computer, well they've ID cards over here, with your address on it & presume I filled out a telephone number as well. Or she just looked me up in the phone book from my ID card details....which she would be able to get at. Alternatively she looked up my bike reg and ditto.

I've never taken a pillion before, so could be a bit of an experience from that angle too.

Unfortunately I don't have a photo of my stalker, think it works the other way round :wink:

[Demonz]

It seems the females are using that special intuition they are gifted with.

Life is an experience - go for it I reckon - and not just because every story needs decent middle and proper ending... :lol: :lol:

[BILLY]

Take her out you wet blanket you might enjoy it :lol:

[Razor]

Chill Winston.
What's wrong with a woman making the first move?
I think you should be flattered and grateful. Now ask her out and make sure you wash your pits and bits before meeting her...

[BILLY]

Chill Winston.
What's wrong with a woman making the first move?
I think you should be flattered and grateful. Now ask her out and make sure you wash your pits and bits before meeting her...

Yeah and your Love sausage :twisted:

[Richie]

Yep you got yourself a storker..... :shock:
Leave on the next ferry back, and claim asylum.


but then again she might be for real and it might be the start of something great.
:wink:

[Biker Biggles]

I bet she turns up at Lydden for your next trackday.But how would she know?They know everything about you.Give up,resistance is futile.She's picked you out and you are her's now so go along with it.If she is a bunny boiler remember they need to be kept on gas mark six minimum. :wink:

[scooby2102]

pump her :shock:

[lukemillar]

To quote Keithd from the first crush thread:

"Any hole's a goal!"

:lol:

[Biker Biggles]

What,even an own goal? :wink:

[Razor]

Updates, we need updates!

[andyaikido]

What,even an own goal? :wink:

Ouch. :shock:

[Stingo]

Buffoon...just take her out!! You might like it!! Nothing ventured - nothing gained!!

What are you? G......................................I'll get my coat!!

[Peter Henry]

So the young lady used initiative and resources available to her? Good on her I say. I mean she did make an attempt when you were first in her "presence".If you do not find her completely unattractive,what possible harm could a meet up do? Go on son.

(P.s....Peter Henryism? I like that! :P )

[Razor]

Sort of like a Gumpism :lol:

[Spiderman]

Or a Bushism (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm), like this new one ...

"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

[Peter Henry]

Spidey..no...you made that up,right? :shock: :P

Razor I dont think my offerings are of high enough standard to be Gumpism's! :P

[Tim in Belgium]

No updates yet as I've been in the UK with work all week, will let you know when/if something interesting happens, although perhaps not all the details...

[Filipe M.]

No updates yet as I've been in the UK with work all week, will let you know when/if something interesting happens, although perhaps not all the details...

Yep, spare us the handcuffs details. :lol: