9 phrases women use

[Kinvig]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.


;o)

[Tomcat]

Yep, all sounds about right to me :)

[Bluesteel]

Luckily I never have to worry about anything emmited from the mouth of a woman.

[Ping]

Luckily I never have to worry about anything emmited from the mouth of a woman.
Is it just me or is there any other way (other than by being a bloke) to take that comment without being insulted?...

:rolleyes:

[Bluesteel]

Is it just me or is there any other way (other than by being a bloke) to take that comment without being insulted?...

:rolleyes:

I'm a homosexualist. Women don't feature.

It's men men men for me... Although you are very pretty, even with your facial hair.

[Tomcat]

Is it just me or is there any other way (other than by being a bloke) to take that comment without being insulted?...

:rolleyes:


yer, with a pinch of salt ;)

[Stu]

4) Reminds me of that bike advert....

[DoubleD]

4) Reminds me of that bike advert....

A classic ;)

[Ping]

yer, with a pinch of salt ;)

Okidoke. :)

[tricky]

Luckily I never have to worry about anything emmited from the mouth of a woman.

What about if a bird gobbed at you ? ;)

[Ping]

What about if a bird gobbed at you ? ;)

It was a close call, I can tell ya... :lol: ;)

[Bluesteel]

What about if a bird gobbed at you ? ;)

I am not familiar with anyone who 'gobs'. Do women do this? I thought it was the preserve of angry male youths and their footballer role models.

What a simply horrid thought.

It's how tuberculosis was spread, don'tcherknow.

[Captain Nemo]

What about if a bird gobbed at you ? ;)

i wouldnt take her out again ..........................

[Steve H]

i wouldnt take her out again ..........................

I don't know, I've been out with worse! ;)

[K]

9 phrases men use:

1. Fine: This is a man's standard response when being asked the question "So how does this outfit look?" (see also number 5 & 6)

2. Five Minutes: = male satisfaction. :rolleyes:

3. Nothing: This is the standard response when asked the question "What's gone wrong?" - usually in reference to either DIY, building some furniture from Ikea or putting a new stereo in the wife's car. Its real meaning is "Oh bugger, I'm going to have to send her on another SPA weekend so I can get the tradesmen in without her knowing."

4. Go Ahead: Permission to go shopping given to the aforementioned wife/girfriend - always followed with the silent prayer of "Just please don't ask me to come with you."

5. Inarticulate Grunt: This is not actually a word, but is useful to punctuate any woman's tirade/rant/argument/conversation to show you are taking interest and listening (which is, of course, a lie - you're not and aren't).

6. That's Okay: Can be used in conjunction with number 1 if you find you are repeating yourself too much. Also useful in situations using number 5.

7. Thanks: YES! I get a free pass for the one sunny weekend in the year when I don't have to do any gardening/DIY/chauffering to the shops/putting together of Ikea Furniture and can mess about on my bike, go down the pub and watch the footie.

8. Whatever you say dear: Is a man's way of attempting to stall a potentially long and drawn out argumement about nothing. The hope is that this will take the wind out of her sails and send her off in confusion. By the way - this rarely, if ever, actually works.;)

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: A dangerous statement usually uttered when the option of 'fitting' is raised by salesmen of car stereos/kitchens/carpets/Ikea furniture. It is inexorably followed by response number 3.:rolleyes:

[Lou M]

To add to K's #4: And please don't ask for my credit card....

[K]

To add to K's #4: And please don't ask for my credit card....

It's a given that we are already 'keeping that safe'!:)

[Lou M]

It's a given that we are already 'keeping that safe'!:)


Ah, that's where I'm going wrong then! :)

[Alpinestarhero]

What about if a bird gobbed at you ? ;)

Then I'd put the bird in its cage and cover it until it had calmed down!

Matt

[Bluewolf]

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[Kinvig]

...stuff...


Hey, I turn my back & my thread gets hijacked.


erm, FINE! WHATEVER!

[Samnooshka]

Lol i don't think i have ever used any of those phrases women use :p ;) (hides from Rigor)

[ArtyLady]

9 phrases? I just have a "look" :mad: ;)

[Benji]

9 phrases? I just have a "look" :mad: ;)

Not the look!

http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Edvard_Munch/scream.jpeg

[ArtyLady]

Not the look!

http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Edvard_Munch/scream.jpeg

No - worse than that - thats my happy look ;)

[Ping]

No - worse than that - thats my happy look ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: