Show us your illegally parked bikes

[therealvw]

Cracking pics, would have loved to see how you turned it around.
Or how many back and forth maneuvers you did.
Nice bikes too!

[shadowangel]

Mental! .............thats all I can say....

Paws was just laughing at me the other day cos Im too scared to take my bike into my back yard through a narrow gate....lol

[therealvw]

I park in the car port at the front of our house. The problem is though is that it is on a slight slope, so I park it uphill. Only downside to that is that I have to do a couple of forward and back manouevers to get it into the right place where I can chain it to the carport's frame. Used to do it by man handling it. Almost dropped the bike acouple times as the carports floor is bricks and sometimes get slippy!! I now do it whilst on the bike. Gives me chance to practice Clutch control LOL

[thebluelion]

Ok heres another one taken @ 05.55 on my way to work

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/thebluelion/busshelter.jpg

[Luckypants]

Quality.... :mrgreen:

[thebluelion]

What can i say its not parked on the bus stop and i needed cigars + it keep suzi dry :smt046

[therealvw]

Ooh cigars! Wht type did you get!? I do partake in the odd stogie now and again. But usually try to get the larger ones for special occasions.
Havana brand, not sure what style etc.. But a good smoke.

And as Bill Clinton siad, I didn't inhale!

[thebluelion]

therealvw Hamlet smooth the small ones for every day smoking lol and for inhaling, like yourself i keep the big guns for special occassions ;)

[therealvw]

Ok these pics are not of me on the bike, BUT I thought I'd PHOTOSHOP a couple of great pics posted earlier by two other Great guys.

Hope you like!

[Warthog]

Hahaha nice!

[Warthog]

From today's rideout:
http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/9/26516124427.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6687699)

[hovis]

I Belive I Have Won This Compertition.

Piccy To Follow

[kwak zzr]

come on then! how naughty have you been?

[hovis]

come on then! how naughty have you been?

double yellow lines/pavement, outside a police station............... when a copper turn up he said " its loverly to see you all, but please could you not block the entrance to the police station.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/hovi5/dcp_2751.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/hovi5/dcp_2749.jpg

[therealvw]

that gets my vote Hovis!
If we ever get around to voting?!??!

[the white rabbit]

THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION.

Why does everything have to be a competition? You want competitions, **** off and go and buy a copy of TV Quick.

And Hovis? NO you havent won nothing.

NEXT......

[Warthog]

THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION.

Why does everything have to be a competition? You want competitions, **** off and go and buy a copy of TV Quick.

And Hovis? NO you havent won nothing.

NEXT......

and breathe.... :lol:

[sarah]

THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION.

Why does everything have to be a competition? You want competitions, **** off and go and buy a copy of TV Quick.

And Hovis? NO you havent won nothing.

NEXT......

It's a fairly good effort though don't you think?;)

[the white rabbit]

It's a fairly good effort though don't you think?;)

It is a poorly executed effort and highly derivative.

NEXT!

[sarah]

It is a poorly executed effort and highly derivative.

NEXT!

ok8-[

[the white rabbit]

Ok heres another one taken @ 05.55 on my way to work

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/thebluelion/busshelter.jpg

Now THIS, I like.

[hovis]

i thought this thread was called "Show us your illegally parked bikes "?

not "post a pcture of your bike on a pavment or next to a building"

none of them are illegally parked as my piccy, thus................ i win

thanx

[rigor]

i thought this thread was called "Show us your illegally parked bikes "?

not "post a pcture of your bike on a pavment or next to a building"

none of them are illegally parked as my piccy, thus................ i win

thanx

I'm sorry to say Hovis, that you have not included enough in your picture for us to conclude if your bike was parked illegally or not... there could well have been a sign that detailed when the restrictions did not apply.

Double yellow lines mean no waiting at any time, unless there are signs that specifically indicate seasonal restrictions.

So I therefore conclude that you bike could well have been parked legally Infact, Eviltwin's bike is more illegally parked than yours.

;)

Next :D

[Grinch]

Double yellow lines allow 5 minutes grace, as thats the time its meant to take to write out a ticket. If you leave before that time then they have to cancel the ticket, double reds are 'expect a van along shortly to lift it away and fine you'.

Also the UK is the only country to my knowledge that it is illegal to park anything on the pavement, they just tend to be ignored unless you are causing a obstruction.

[sarah]

I'm sorry to say Hovis, that you have not included enough in your picture for us to conclude if your bike was parked illegally or not... there could well have been a sign that detailed when the restrictions did not apply.

So I therefore conclude that you bike could well have been parked legally Infact, Eviltwin's bike is more illegally parked than yours.

;)

Next :D

We all got told off by a policeman who turned up but didn't manage to catch that on camera.

[rigor]

when a copper turn up he said " its loverly to see you all, but please could you not block the entrance to the police station.

We all got told off by a policeman who turned up but didn't manage to catch that on camera.

I wish policemen told me off like that! I usually get the "Do you know why we've stopped you sir" routine ;)

[hovis]

stuff ;)

we were there a good 10 mins, & as sarah says told off by old bill:oops:

my piccy is much more illegally parked than the all the other poor atempts

[the white rabbit]

we were there a good 10 mins, & as sarah says told off by old bill:oops:

my piccy is much more illegally parked than the all the other poor atempts

DISQUALIFIED FROM THE THREAD FOR WHINGING. MODS........THOW HIM FWOM THIS FRED.

[hovis]

DISQUALIFIED FROM THE THREAD FOR WHINGING. MODS........THOW HIM FWOM THIS FRED.

SORE LOSER?

im not the one whinging.........why are you so upset that our bikes are conciderably more illegally parked than yours?

i have photographic evidance

that is all

[Grinch]

Will there be a fight?

[sarah]

Will there be a fight?

I do hope so.

[hovis]

i have the fartfest dance team to back me up.......................... i hope:smt100

[Stingo]

Avast there scurvy dogs!! There be rumblins!! Haul in the topsails handsomely before we're all dashed on them thar rocks!!:smt103

And into the ring I will add....

Whose thread is this anyway?!!!!:D:smt002


Gets coat and leaps onto bike considerably faster than Hovis' machine!!

[hovis]

faster than a fireblade?

:^o

[Grinch]

yep, on my c90...

[hovis]

yep, on my c90...

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/hovi5/gg.jpg

[Bluepete]

Oh yes, very quick! Well done, Hovis 1, Grinch 0

[the white rabbit]

My thread, I'll say what I like.

Get on with it.

[Warthog]

Also the UK is the only country to my knowledge that it is illegal to park anything on the pavement, they just tend to be ignored unless you are causing a obstruction.

Tell that the the git parking attendent that ticketed me for my bike on the pavement outside my own house on a dead end leading off another dead end :smt013

[Xan173]

NO you havent won nothing.

If he hasn't won nothing Rich, then he must have won something. What is his prize?

[hovis]

If he hasn't won nothing Rich, then he must have won something. What is his prize?

yippppeeeeee

[the white rabbit]

If he hasn't won nothing Rich, then he must have won something. What is his prize?

Same as his last one, a big kick up the 'arris.

[DarrenSV650S]

Tell that the the git parking attendent that ticketed me for my bike on the pavement outside my own house on a dead end leading off another dead end :smt013Your street has two dead ends?

How do you get in?:-k






:smt016

[thebluelion]

We were at it again at the weekend

http://forums.sv650.org/http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/thebluelion/DSC00002.jpg

[thebluelion]

I see the link is not working again

[hovis]

I see the link is not working again

you seem to have a lack of posting link skills

[thebluelion]

Hovis one minute the link works the next it wont maybe its this damn pc

[Warthog]

A bad workman blames his tools :lol:

[_Stretchie_]

Saxo should be along soon with a worthy attachment

[mac99]

We were at it again at the weekend

http://forums.sv650.org/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/thebluelion/DSC00002.jpg[/IMG]

This it?

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/thebluelion/DSC00002.jpg

[Jimmie]

At the local Starbucks, on the sidewalk :rolleyes:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/707jimmie/Picture501Medium.jpg
And the turn around spot on our racer road.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/707jimmie/Picture329Medium-1.jpg

[thebluelion]

Thanks mac99

[Joey A]

Hey guys im new to this forum, just bought a 2000 sv650s the other day, will post some pics up of that later.

http://file030a.bebo.com/10/large/2007/05/23/15/666975891a4463079969b893228606l.jpg


Beat that lads

[Wideboy]

olllah and welcome:smt039

[Davie]

Hey guys im new to this forum, just bought a 2000 sv650s the other day, will post some pics up of that later.

http://file030a.bebo.com/10/large/2007/05/23/15/666975891a4463079969b893228606l.jpg


Beat that lads

daft way to park but i dont think its illegally parked

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey guys im new to this forum, just bought a 2000 sv650s the other day, will post some pics up of that later.

http://file030a.bebo.com/10/large/2007/05/23/15/666975891a4463079969b893228606l.jpg


Beat that lads
I'm just trying to figure out how you managed that........

[Luckypants]

That doesn't count as parking! :smt116

[hovis]

daft way to park but i dont think its illegally parked

wot e sed

im still winning

FACT


ps........welcome to the mad house darren

[therealvw]

Hovis one minute the link works the next it wont maybe its this damn pc

Eceryone blames the PC for things going wrong!
It's the interface item between the chair and the keyboard that is invariably at fault!

LOL

Josey ????????? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thebluelion]

Josey ????????? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The special one lol he is gone and people are still talking about him

[therealvw]

The special one lol he is gone and people are still talking about him

Yep that is true. I watched the match and the crowd were singing his name.





Have they not been told he has gone!?
lol
I suppose though teams all around the land sing about there best players etc when they have gone. No reason why it should be different for the managers.

[Jester666]

Photos?

This isn't idle banter or the megathread!

[therealvw]

Photos?

This isn't idle banter or the megathread!

OOPS Soz jester!

[Jester666]

No worries! :D

[thor]

It's a shame I don't have a picture of jambo's ninja after he pushed it over into that french ditch - in the rain.

[Bluepete]

It's all over, two SV's inside a defence contractors research establishment.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t48/conker51/009.jpg

[Warthog]

Very nice photo, but technically legal if you were allowed to be there!!

[Tiger 55]

Look, if you're going to make the pavement that wide then people are going to park on it aren't they? Shouldn't even be illegal!

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/tigerboz55/Ice%20Cream%20Run%20Dec%2007/DSC00694.jpg

Luckily the guy who came out of that door turned left and not right and straight into the 999!

These four represent the entire Ecosse rideout for December by the way. Wasn't even cold.

[El Saxo]

Saxo should be along soon with a worthy attachment

Here's my effort, taken in September, only just got around to uploading these pics! :lol:

This was after the toll gate on the humber bridge :D

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l266/el_saxo/holiday%2007/P9220389.jpg

[glsuk1970]

I recognise that black SV, it's just like the one I saw chained up outside **** in Manchester!

[Bluepete]

I recognise that black SV, it's just like the one I saw chained up outside **** in Manchester!


Feel free to decorate it any time! I usually draw pictures in the dirt.

[glsuk1970]

Really? You don't think he'd mind? I'm not much of an artist but I can draw a mean Dennis the Menace.

(I type the shop name - French Connection UK and it ****'d it out. What's all that about?)

[El Saxo]

Yep indeedy it's me that normally parks outside F C U K (put spaces in between to see if it works!! :wink:).

Feel free to draw / write stuff in the dirt, it's one less area for me to clean then!! :lol:

[SVTONYB]

Look, if you're going to make the pavement that wide then people are going to park on it aren't they? Shouldn't even be illegal!

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/tigerboz55/Ice%20Cream%20Run%20Dec%2007/DSC00694.jpg

Luckily the guy who came out of that door turned left and not right and straight into the 999!

These four represent the entire Ecosse rideout for December by the way. Wasn't even cold.

TAKEN THE SAME DAY

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7158/1001160pn5.jpg

[chris8886]

TAKEN THE SAME DAY

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7158/1001160pn5.jpg

the sv650.org Ecosse rideout with only one sv!! disgraceful behaviour!! ;)

[mart]

the person who was driving this tiny little car politely told me m/c meant mother and child

[the white rabbit]

Fantastic :lol:

[Rich]

the person who was driving this tiny little car politely told me m/c meant mother and child

Cheeky b****rd , wouldn't want to argue with that thing on my bike though.

[independentphoto]

the person who was driving this tiny little car politely told me m/c meant mother and child

In those circumstances, I often lose balance and find them helpful for keeping me off the floor - boot first of course.

Oh - and another thing. Where does Father & Child park? F/C?

Garry:rolleyes:

[Ashy]

the person who was driving this tiny little car politely told me m/c meant mother and child

Muppet container.
:smt117

[Lucas]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/185/74/736399017/n736399017_156939_9894.jpg

Parking illegally next to a rocket :mrgreen:

[plowsie]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/plowsie/Out%20on%20bike/IMG_0855.jpg

[kd sweety]

Don't know if its illegal to park infront of a war memorial but my tax had expired and the SRAD doesn't have any baffels, so does that count? they are illegal bikes parked, which is close enough :dwarf:

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r79/sweetyland/100_0218.jpg
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r79/sweetyland/100_0216.jpg
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r79/sweetyland/100_0215.jpg

[the white rabbit]

they are illegal bikes parked, which is close enough :dwarf:

Nope! Try harder next time.

[Richie]

Don't know if its illegal to park infront of a war memorial but my tax had expired and the SRAD doesn't have any baffels, so does that count? they are illegal bikes parked, which is close enough :dwarf:



tut tut tut... :smt074 [-X

[the white rabbit]

tut tut tut... :smt074 [-X

He's right you know. For a bike to be illegally parked it does in fact have to be road legal at the time of said illegal parking.

[Richie]

tut tut tut... and one of them is a police man...
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5166/helmsley004bk8.jpg

[Tim in Belgium]

Luckily a policeman is hiding my bike in the above photo.

[kd sweety]

tut tut tut... :smt074 [-X
to be fair the log book hadn't arrived yet

[Ian1971]

There was no space left to park last weekend at the stoke egg run so had to park here!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b8dd37b3127cceb758304b23ca00000026100MZt27dq4Yg

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b8dd37b3127cceb75836aba21900000026100MZt27dq4Yg

Mind you i wasnt the only one :D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b8dd37b3127cceb75836c0234200000026100MZt27dq4Yg

[the white rabbit]

Actually IN the yellow lines, what could be more illegal :lol:

[Richie]

we went back for a second go...
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3955/160308rideout3jm0.jpg

[Lucas]

oops!

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v197/185/74/736399017/n736399017_679094_4975.jpg

[YoungMan]

The road down to the village at Robin Hoods Bay say no Cars or Bikes 'except for access'. Well what does that mean??
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm189/john_dp_young_1954/CIMG0033.jpg

[Bluepete]

Thanks to SpeedyClaire for noticing the disabled parking bays we both missed!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/DSCF4504.jpg

[Lissa]

Not bad for a couple of amateurs:D

11 bikes in 5 disabled bays:p

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/Graffham1.jpg

[Rich]

Thanks to SpeedyClaire for noticing the disabled parking bays we both missed!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/DSCF4504.jpg

An illegal lunge, that gets top marks :D

[thedonal]

King's Road Chelsea- outside the Trafalgar.

Had a stonking night- to the Ace for a burger, then through the (endless traffic) to Chelsea. Lots of.....hmmmm.....attractive ladies there...!

Then to the river at Richmond. lovely.

That's my Bro's CBR400 and my Bro with the cigarette. I'm behind the camera, so you can't see me.


http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8034/bikeskingsroadsz3.jpg

[Kinvig]

Okay, the photo that wins the competition. Here is my bike at a border that has been closed since Serbia did all that internal fighting.

It's between Hungary and Serbia, I took this photo thinking it was an abandoned entry into Romania. I took it just before the border guards got out with bfgs enquiring if I was a spy. At least they waited until I'd finished answering the call of nature before asking loads of questions.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9963/smallhc8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Moral of the story: Never rely on Nokia as a gps.

[falc]

Nice picture Kinvig :D now if you got a picture of the men with the guns with the bike that would be even better ;)