View Full Version : Have you ever been arrested?
philipMac
13-10-07, 06:06 PM
Was cautioned for breach of the peace a month ago after my motorcycle accident, I had reason to be swearing my head off at them. They were twisting my leg back round into place whilst i also streching my broken femur on a splint after giving me only 10mg of morphine at the scene of the accident. He was just joking about to help calm me down though.
I actually very nearly did get arrested a couple of weeks back for being driven into by a woman pulling into a petrol station chatting on her mobile phone.
A "cop" saw the whole incident, and said I should never shout such things at such a "pretty young girl", and then told the reporting officer that I "attacked the girl in her car with my bicycle" as she swerved into the petrol station, driving over my bike in the process.
The only reason I wasn't pulled in, was I know the local chief of police and had him on the phone in about 30 seconds.
Aaaahhhh. US police.
ACAB.
Filipe M.
13-10-07, 06:12 PM
The only reason I wasn't pulled in, was I know the local chief of police and had him on the phone in about 30 seconds.
Aaaahhhh. US police.
ACAB.
You make it sound just like Portugal...
Bluepete
13-10-07, 06:15 PM
You make it sound just like some crap off the telly
Sorted
Filipe M.
13-10-07, 06:16 PM
Sorted
:mrgreen:
philipMac
13-10-07, 06:40 PM
Yeah. It was pretty much a joke at the time alright.
Particularly funny when they all scrutaneered her car for damage my bike made to it as she drove over me.
Ah yes.
I am not usually into violence, but it would have been quite agreeable to me to strap that cop to a bench and crack his knees and ankles with a length of pipe.
The blood bating out of my ever suffering knees did nothing to lessen this fantasy at the time.
The moral of the story was though you can ride a bike home with a completely knackered wheel when your push bike has disk brakes.
The other moral of the story was... obviously, ACAB.
Obviously.
kwak zzr
13-10-07, 06:48 PM
yes but by accident (mistaken identity) then released.
Filipe M.
13-10-07, 07:33 PM
Speaking of which, I wonder where's GYKD now... :lol:
yes but by accident (mistaken identity) then released.
Why? Was there an APB out for Barry Chuckle?
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
philipMac
13-10-07, 09:20 PM
Speaking of which, I wonder where's GYKD now... :lol:
There is a whole galaxy of internet boards for him to whine and pity himself on.
YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY...
and a self absorbed douche nozzle.
There is a whole galaxy of internet boards for him to whine and pity himself on.
YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY...
and a self absorbed douche nozzle.
Oooh you are harsh. Joe was okay;)
philipMac
13-10-07, 09:51 PM
Oooh you are harsh. Joe was okay;)
Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah yeah.
I'm such a bitch. It's just because he kept spurning my advances I'm sure.
I mean, in fairness though, he was basically Paris Hilton. In a mans body.
Filipe M.
13-10-07, 09:55 PM
I mean, in fairness though, he was basically Paris Hilton. In a mans body.
Come on Phil, he didn't get arrested that often.
philipMac
13-10-07, 09:58 PM
Come on Phil, he didn't get arrested that often.
Heh heh. Touche.
Go on, spill the beans me old mucker. I'm dying to find out.
You've been dying to find out for over a year. Another 30 or 40 years won't hurt. If anyone else owns up to an arrest that isn't completely toytown, I'll think about it.
Speedy Claire
15-10-07, 08:28 PM
yes... for being drunk on my way home from the pub with my mates and having a wee in an entry tho it might have been for calling the officer a perv :smt017
They took me home after half an hour tho so maybe it doesn`t count?
Speedy Claire
15-10-07, 08:29 PM
Think they were taking the **** myself! :D
richie95
15-10-07, 08:47 PM
:thumright: spent 10 years from 85 to 95 in and out of prison, stealing, taking drugs, the nice productive life! then stopped, got married had kids (now work in a prison delivering drug addiction programmes, after spending about 5 years of my life in one)... now i am getting all nostalgic, pass the tissues!!!!
whilst i am good, when i get stopped, you should see the po-leeecceee start to panic and get serious when my previous comes back over the radio!!!! it really ****es them off when i say that i work in prisons now...
:smt017
kwak zzr
15-10-07, 09:37 PM
Why? Was there an APB out for Barry Chuckle?
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:oops::oops::oops:
:smt006:smt006:smt006
markmoto
16-10-07, 10:39 AM
yes... for being drunk on my way home from the pub with my mates and having a wee in an entry tho it might have been for calling the officer a perv :smt017
They took me home after half an hour tho so maybe it doesn`t count?
Didnt get caught down the entry again claire jeeze!! :thumbsup:
Pedro68
16-10-07, 10:53 AM
Ok, didn't get arrested, but I suspect I MAY be the reason that the Mersey Tunnels now have "No Pedestrian" signs :oops:
After a night out "on the lash, in town" (that's on the pop in Liverpool) ... I got sick of waiting for a taxi, so I decided to head for the "tunnel bus". Didn't have a clue where I was, or where the tunnel bus stopped so thought 'I know, I'll just head in the general direction of the Wallasey tunnel, and hopefully a bus will pass that way' ... I didn't realise that the tunnel bus doesn't actually stop on "Scotty Road" on the tunnel approach, and so it went sailing past me ... so I decided, rather indignantly, to WALK THRU THE WALLASEY TUNNEL (to those of you that don't know that tunnel, there is a small "walkway" along both sides of each tunnel, but it's supposed to be for maintenance workers!).
I got picked up by Tunnel Police about 2/3rds of the way through, and they would NOT "just drop me on the Wallasey side" because the copper said, "we are not a f*cking taxi service" ... so he continued to drive through to Wallasey and then did a U-turn and drove ALL the way back to Liverpool, where on exiting the tunnel, he "blue-lighted" the returning tunnel bus, and made sure I climbed aboard :oops:
Funny when I look back on it now, but it took me 3 friggin' hours to get home that night LOL
jumjum_0214
16-10-07, 01:18 PM
Never been arrested but done my fair share of arresting :plod:
Yee ha:smt066
grh1904
16-10-07, 02:15 PM
NO.
But done my fair share - :plod:
Have been to court as the defendant though, something to do with me, a Police car, blue lights, sirens, a wet road and a brick wall (now more of a pile of bricks !!!!!!!).
Once got pulled coming off a ferry at Hull, me and a mate on our way to a wedding in South Shields (Nr. Newcastle). Hit the dual carriageway and floored it - had 2 hours to get there and get changed into No.1 uniform. (was RAF in Germany at the time).
Anyway, I was driving a left hand drive car, German number plates, and was doing bout 95 in 60 or 70 limit. Copper walks up to what he thinks is drivers window, but is actually passenger window, realises his mistake and walks round the car, giving me just enough time to get some chewwy into the mouth (had about 10 pints on the ferry the night B4).
This traffic copper starts that usual Brit thing when speaking to anyone not born of these shores, speak VERY VERY LOUDLY, a-n-d v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y, starts pointing to the speedo and talking to me in a manner that most 5 year olds might understand, or in such a way if talking to a 5 year old and trying to explain to them what a speed limit is.
I'm just nodding politely, trying not to make it too obvious that I've just put half a packet of chewwy in my mouth, and breath on him, his mate was stood behind him and was giggling like a school girl, and after a couple of minutes steps forward and asks if we're in the Army. I tell him RAF, and he points to the No.1 uniforms hanging up in the back, with hats, shoes, white belts and gloves on the back seat and says he thought they were Army.
Anyway the first copper that was lecturing me has a look in, sees the uniforms and does a kind of Homer Simpson "D'Oh", before the other one says have a nice day and advises me to observe the limit, before muttering something like how much fun the rest of the shift can have taking the p-i-s-s out the other copper. He looked rather :smt053, while his mate was :smt043
Never ever been arrested, closest i've come is having my name put in a policemans notebook for climbing on a roof.
Though I should have been arrested many many times in my youth, I just wasn't caught doing what I did 8-[
markmoto
16-10-07, 05:55 PM
Ok, didn't get arrested, but I suspect I MAY be the reason that the Mersey Tunnels now have "No Pedestrian" signs :oops:
After a night out "on the lash, in town" (that's on the pop in Liverpool) ... I got sick of waiting for a taxi, so I decided to head for the "tunnel bus". Didn't have a clue where I was, or where the tunnel bus stopped so thought 'I know, I'll just head in the general direction of the Wallasey tunnel, and hopefully a bus will pass that way' ... I didn't realise that the tunnel bus doesn't actually stop on "Scotty Road" on the tunnel approach, and so it went sailing past me ... so I decided, rather indignantly, to WALK THRU THE WALLASEY TUNNEL (to those of you that don't know that tunnel, there is a small "walkway" along both sides of each tunnel, but it's supposed to be for maintenance workers!).
I got picked up by Tunnel Police about 2/3rds of the way through, and they would NOT "just drop me on the Wallasey side" because the copper said, "we are not a f*cking taxi service" ... so he continued to drive through to Wallasey and then did a U-turn and drove ALL the way back to Liverpool, where on exiting the tunnel, he "blue-lighted" the returning tunnel bus, and made sure I climbed aboard :oops:
Funny when I look back on it now, but it took me 3 friggin' hours to get home that night LOL
ahahaha :winner: awesome pete lmao.
Pedro68
17-10-07, 08:58 AM
Yes Viney, we're really just a bunch of "Fun Loving Criminals" ;-)
phil24_7
17-10-07, 01:11 PM
I recon #i could probably get 13 pages for just myself if I went into detail!!
Yes.
Drunk driving-moving my new company van in a car park to get it out of the way of some morons doing donuts.
Got 3 points and £100 fine but had to sell my beautiful mini to pay for the solicitor-£800!
Jobsworth :plod: was the word of the moment.
:smt016
Don't know what happened there? Double posted.
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