View Full Version : Have you ever been arrested?
If so what for?
(yes, im nosey)
Filipe M.
11-10-07, 01:20 PM
Nope, but I had a ride on a police car on a new years eve. HTH.
Pedrosa
11-10-07, 01:22 PM
YES, but I was young and needed the money.:rolleyes:
Ceri JC
11-10-07, 01:23 PM
No. I had to appear in court once for speeding, but that is all.
MiniMatt
11-10-07, 01:23 PM
Yes. For posession. Back before it was a class C :D They didn't bother charging me though. And back then you didn't have to give a DNA sample to be kept on Big Brother's database for all eternity regardless of whether you're actually convicted of an offence or not....
yes
drink driving ( i was not driving i was in the back, but was so pi$$ed they could not get any sence out of me) got let off
asulting a police officer (calling him fat) i was drunk
being drunk on the back of a moto-x bike,on the main roads at 11.55pm new years eve,dressed as father xmas
got banged up overnight for each of these
i dont drink as much now
the white rabbit
11-10-07, 01:28 PM
Yes, for an employee overloading a vehicle when I worked out of what I do now for a bit. Of course court didnt believe I knew nothing about it, but I didnt. Proper arrested too, by my mate, the village copper :lol:
in germany by the GCP , the RMP's did not see the funny side!!
gettin2dizzy
11-10-07, 01:36 PM
Yes, for an employee overloading a vehicle when I worked out of what I do now for a bit. Of course court didnt believe I knew nothing about it, but I didnt. Proper arrested too, by my mate, the village copper :lol:
bags of white powder? cockle workers?
Pedrosa
11-10-07, 01:37 PM
Does being done for "two ona bike" count?:confused:
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 01:41 PM
oh i feel left out, i've never been arrested. Phil makes up for the both of us though!!! Maybe i'l get arrested this weekend, try something new!!
my dad was arrested for helping to steel a minibus in singapore and for wearing a cone on his head on his 18th Birthday!!!
Bluepete
11-10-07, 01:44 PM
my dad was arrested for wearing a cone on his head on his 18th Birthday!!!
Did the Policeman ask if his head went all the way to the top of it?
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 01:45 PM
Did the Policeman ask if his head went all the way to the top of it?
wasn't their funily enough!!!
Never been arrested, but made an illegal border crossing from Holland into Germany in the eighties and was met by two Heckler and Koch wielding german police officers who had me down on the ground while they searched my car for god knows what, with one policeman resting the barrel on the back of me neck whilst the other ransacked me boot. I was then ordered to report to my camp gatehouse for the RAF police to deal with me, which mostly involved questioning my sanity, whether my parents were really my parents and whether I wanted to get ****ing shot next time.Never been arrested though ;)
Bunch o' crims you lot.
I've not been arrested, no court appearances either. I've been caught before, the copper knew I'd done it, I knew he knew I had done it, but no evidence and there's no way I'd incriminate myself. Loose lips sink ships.
ASM-Forever
11-10-07, 01:55 PM
Bunch o' crims you lot.
I've not been arrested, no court appearances either. I've been caught before, the copper knew I'd done it, I knew he knew I had done it, but no evidence and there's no way I'd incriminate myself. Loose lips sink ships.
:winner:
No comment/you'll never take me alive.(etc)
Nope... not me honest guv'.
leemole
11-10-07, 01:57 PM
i once had a armed raid on my house all because i had a white car and one had been seen with a hand gun !!! not many of them round eh
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:02 PM
what could i get arrested for??
When I was about 8 my friend stole some hula hoops.....somehow my parents found out and assumed I had something to do with it, they took me to the shop and made me pay for them then took me to the police station and made me tell them what i had done. :( The showed me the cells and everything lol
ASM-Forever
11-10-07, 02:12 PM
what could i get arrested for??
Soliciting?
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:16 PM
scary stuff
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:16 PM
Soliciting?
is that something to do with drugs??? :smt084
JediGoat
11-10-07, 02:17 PM
Nope, but I have been breathalised and fingerprinted (not at the same time, mind).
Jo
I'm Extended CRB checked, but then again so was that Ian Huntley bloke.
Either way, no i'm clean. Apart from my filthy, filthy mind :D
thedonal
11-10-07, 02:23 PM
Not yet.
But I live in hope
iv hada parking ticket :cool:
Have you ever been arrested
yep. move on, nothing to see here.
gettin2dizzy
11-10-07, 02:30 PM
is that something to do with drugs??? :smt084
No but it would make it a wild night
I got cautioned for 'being out in area of burglaries late at night'
...in other words walking home from the pub ****ed when a bored copper passed...
I did however tell him I was 6' 10" and he wrote it down on the incident report :safe: (i'm 6'2"). I've still got it somewhere.
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:32 PM
No but it would make it a wild night
I got cautioned for 'being out in area of burglaries late at night'
...in other words walking home from the pub ****ed when a bored copper passed...
I did however tell him I was 6' 10" and he wrote it down on the incident report :safe: (i'm 6'2"). I've still got it somewhere.
maybe i wont get arrested...id get scared!
Biker Biggles
11-10-07, 02:35 PM
Yes.And charged and taken to court.
Where I defended myself and was found not guilty.
All happened years ago before this DNA stuff as well.
Not yet but ask me on Monday and it might be a different answer
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:39 PM
Not yet but ask me on Monday and it might be a different answer
haha, firemen and policemen..dont be greedy!
ArtyLady
11-10-07, 02:40 PM
Nope - but got a nice ride in a cop car (jam sandwich) with blues and twos when I went into labour at 1am in the morning and our car wouldnt start - hubby flagged them down as they drove past us - they were panicking more than I was - I dont think they fancied delivering a baby ;) :D
haha, firemen and policemen..dont be greedy!
Superb can you imagine - :twisted:
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:45 PM
Superb can you imagine - :twisted:
hell yeah i can!!! How far is brighton from Plymouth!!!
hell yeah i can!!! How far is brighton from Plymouth!!!
Come and join us it will be mad :D
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 02:48 PM
Come and join us it will be mad :D
dont tempt me!!!
Just like a bunch o' crims, you were all innocent...
timwilky
11-10-07, 03:09 PM
Arrested? Moi!
oh dear, my life of crime, the truth had to come out. Yup my one and only visit before the magistrates.
Riding my brothers push bike home from the pub one extreamly wet evening and I knew I had attracted the attention of a passing copper. Who turned round, overtook me and emergency stopped in front of me. I was head down riding as fast as I could of course I could not stop in the distance he left me with.
So charged with riding a bicycle with defective brakes. Is it your bike. Daft sod says no it is my brothers and thought nothing about it. Until the following evening when there is a knock on the door as we are eating dinner and my brother is charged with aiding and abbetting my offence by lending me his push bike.
So I end up with a £10 fine and the brother £5. There was nothing wrong with the brakes, turns out that the cadet that was with the copper, you might remember them if you are over 45 had never had any court experience so they ran with my charge just to give him real experience of appearing as a witness.
ABH when i was 17 :( the wonders of snakebite and pernod n black :rolleyes:
Drunk and disorderly when 21 :( the wonders of stella acta**** :rolleyes:
I did get pulled by the fuzz when i was 25....but i wax now....badabum tish :smt031
Filipe M.
11-10-07, 03:19 PM
ABH when i was 17 :( the wonders of snakebite and pernod n black :rolleyes:
Drunk and disorderly when 21 :( the wonders of stella acta**** :rolleyes:
I did get pulled by the fuzz when i was 25....but i wax now....badabum tish :smt031
I'm still surprised you've never been arrested for your jokes!
gettin2dizzy
11-10-07, 03:24 PM
I did get pulled by the fuzz when i was 25....but i wax now....badabum tish :smt031
Always better than being swung by your balls :bigsmurf:
About 12 years ago I was arrested for drink driving. I'd been to a lunchtime meeting with my boss and it was someones birthday. We had a few drinks, I had 2 pints, my boss had some more. I drove back to work, no problem. After work we went home from Avonmouth to Chepstow, where we both lived at the time, in the company car. In the middle of the severn bridge the cars in front of me suddenly stopped and I didn't. Our car and the car in front were write offs. Nobody was hurt, not a scratch. I was breathalised and it was inconclusiv, maybe slightly over and I was arrested. We were taken to a police station on the other side of Bristol, because there was the only functioning big breathaliser machine they could find. It took 2 hours from the accident to the station. There was another hold up while they had to find the officer who could work the machine. The next hold up was while they tried to find the right piece of paper, so they could read me my rights in my native language (german), took ages. They put my boss in a cell while we were waiting:). When I was finally tested, I was way under the limit. By then it was about 9.00PM and the drinks were at 1.00PM. They released my boss and even offered us a lift home to Chepstow. Half way through Bristol theY got an emergency call about a stolen car and had to take part in the pursuit. We were sitting in the back for about half an hour while they raced through Bristol with blue light flashing and the siren blaring, very exiting:o, but another police car eventually cought the stolen car and they finally took us home. I'll never forget that evening. I've never had a drop of alcohol since when I had to drive. I still have the form 'Released without charge'.
I have a criminal Record...yup, the Birdie song by the Tweets!
Been breathalised 11 times (Funny really as im tee-total) done for speeding 4 times, not wearing a seatbelt, having my front fog lights on, erm, Small number plate, to check the tax on the bike, and for having my blue neons on whilst moving (It was on my XR2 many many years ago, and it was very cool back then...now its chav, and chavs didnt exist back then :)
gettin2dizzy
11-10-07, 03:31 PM
I have a criminal Record...yup, the Birdie song by the Tweets!
Been breathalised 11 times (Funny really as im tee-total) done for speeding 4 times, not wearing a seatbelt, having my front fog lights on, erm, Small number plate, to check the tax on the bike, and for having my blue neons on whilst moving (It was on my XR2 many many years ago, and it was very cool back then...now its chav, and chavs didnt exist back then :)
is that bad? mine just shine on the road anyway
dirtydog
11-10-07, 04:32 PM
Yep, 3 times for the same offence which was later dropped to lack of evidence, which wasn't surprising as I hadn't done it!!!!
Have been cautioned for speeding (46 in a 30 limit).
Been given a right telling off for jumping 2 red lights speeding in a 40 limit, speeding in a 50 limit and dangerous driving, all these were commited in a space of about 5 minutes
If so what for?
(yes, im nosey)
Yes - suspected ABH - cleared of all charges (they got that wrong)
Yes - Urinating in a public place (namely ****ing up the door of a police car while they were still inside - I was blind drunk. It was not a good idea of the copper to wind the window down to remonstrate with me)
Yes - Urinating in a public place (again) I have a weak bladder
Yes - Drunk and disorderly (I had a bit of a drink problem as a young man)
The last three saw me also get additional fines and a couple of weeks special duties each time from my commanding officer, as I was in the mob at the time.
I haven't been arrested or in any trouble (barring traffic offences) in about 24 years.
No.
But I do fancy a ride in a patrol car.
Yes, armed tresspass :smt066
Me --> :smt067 just as :plod: walked onto the makeshift firing range :rolleyes:
:farao: Smacked wrist :smt075 and :plod: told give confiscated guns back :smt041
spent a few nights in cells when in the wrens. most involved alcohol. was put on a charge 3 times and got what is called 9s (any navy bods will understand this) all this during first 6 months. the cells was when i was based in rosyth. they didnt like me limboing under main gate. mooning cars driving past. flashing my tits at marines on main gate.
promise i wont do that at weekend tara (no marines around) lol
... when in the wrens. most involved alcohol...
:eek: Drunken Wrens, never fun being the jailor for them though quite funny the following morning ;)
No.
But I do fancy a ride in a patrol car.
Will handcuffs and a toy siren suffice...
Jester666
11-10-07, 06:30 PM
Yep!!
Drunk & disorderly after a heavy night at the pub.
Accused of making offensive noises at a copper (Oink Oink noises).
Defended myself in court, found not guilty.
I think it was the mention of my Dad (Chief Superintendant in the Met at the time) that swayed the magistrates!!
chazzyb
11-10-07, 06:40 PM
Yes. I was young (15), it was *very* late at night (OK, 2 in the morining) and after they'd taken me to the false address I'd given, they arrested me and my chum - for "care and protection". Oh, the shame!
tactcom7
11-10-07, 07:02 PM
erm drunk and disorderly twice,
and drink driving whilst trying to do a mate a favour (honest!)
Probably should stop drinking...
metalmonkey
11-10-07, 07:19 PM
No never been arrested, breath check once, one speeding floored my car through the village and got done, points have come off now! Phew Got told for drinking in street as a teenager, but who hasn't been;)
I was in the US a few years back, we had camped where we weren't meant too, drinking and lighting fires etc..........any way this guy turned up on a speed boat and said he called the state troopers, we all ran and dived into the truck. We left as they arrrived, I really didn't want to spend a day in the state pen. I had to get out of there, as I didn't work have work permit.
I am *so* not getting involved in this thread.
O wow i feel like a crimanal mastermind compared to you lot ive had a go an community service and it was great fun getting out in the great outdoors. also my crimes were victemless :D
I've had my finger prints taken at scotland yard for the FBI, but it's part of the registration I need for my job so not really criminal as such.
Bluepete
11-10-07, 08:14 PM
No.
But I do fancy a ride in a patrol car.
Any time!
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 08:35 PM
Maybe
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 09:00 PM
Not something I want on an open forum lol
dirtydog
11-10-07, 09:16 PM
Not something I want on an open forum lol
Worrying livestock?????
Yes....................a very long time ago:D
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 09:25 PM
Worrying livestock?????
It had the west yorkshire police fking worried!
And do I look Welsh? :reaper:
I got arrested for being blind drunk after a night out and squirting my cat with a water pistol gun thing. Old biddy across the road thought she saw someone aiming a gun, called the police who sent in the heavy boys...kicked my door down and karted me (now unconscious!) off to the nick before proceeding to search my flat :(
When I woke up I found I'd been fingerprinted and was getting charged with some sort of firearms thing as apparently pretending to have a gun is an offence...I was so abusive to them when I realised what the hell was going on that they chucked me back in the cell for another day :(
Got let off after 2 days with a rather nicely written letter of apology.
There's a lesson here somewhere and I think it's "don't f@ck with cats"...
plowsie
11-10-07, 09:31 PM
Yes, very off my face, couple of years ago, 2 bouncers on floor after i cleaned them out, 3 other bouncers grab hold of me take me down an alley beat the living **** outta me(didnt feel much till morning) got up and went after 2 of them only for coppers to come out of nowhere and grab holda me, i was swearing and threatening the bouncers. Woke up next morning to a broken nose and fractures (hairline) in 3 places.
Worrying livestock?????
You mean sheep shagging:D
As an articled clerk I acted for a few crims. One was accused of arson. He got drunk, broke into a banana processing factory cos he wanted to sleep, felt cold, found some newspaper and started a fire. The factory burned down. He pleaded guilty. Not surprising really as he was the only person inside and had to be rescued by the fire brigade. He got a suspended sentence and a fine. Very lucky not to have got a few years, arsonating a factory - no no no. The other was accused of carrying an offensive weapon. I got him off:p
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 09:39 PM
Thats why I could never be a lawyer, I've got too many morals to help out scroats :mad:
dirtydog
11-10-07, 09:41 PM
Thats why I could never be a lawyer, I've got too many morals to help out scroats :mad:
I'm sure Ed has morals, but he also has bills to pay ;)
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 09:43 PM
I could probably word that better, not meant in an accusatory way.
I've got too much of a temper and would end up assaulting my clients within the first day
dirtydog
11-10-07, 09:45 PM
I could probably word that better, not meant in an accusatory way.
I've got too much of a temper and would end up assaulting my clients within the first day
lol, i knew what you meant was just pulling your leg
sorry just in one of those funny moods tonight ;)
I'm sure Ed has morals, but he also has bills to pay ;)
Yes, this is sadly true. I'm morally bankrupt rather than financially bankrupt. Anyway it's not what I think, it's what the mags or the jury think. I have to be careful so that someone doesn't tell me they're guilty cos then I deffo can't act. But you'd be surprised at the number of people who can't tell a consistent lie:rolleyes:
Biker Biggles
11-10-07, 09:50 PM
How true.I am quite unable to lie,consistantly or otherwise.:^o:^o:^o:rolleyes::rolleyes:
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 09:50 PM
I've heard plenty tales of guys who have defended themselves perfectly reasonably and gone down for it just because they gave the wrong statement.
And on the flip side too many scrotes who should be left to rot getting their wrists lightly spanked
husky03
11-10-07, 09:53 PM
No never-but i've arrested one or two;).
seedy100
11-10-07, 09:54 PM
I'am afraid so. :smt095
Caught nicking street signs!
"Taken down the station", couple of hours in a cell, major bollocking, and a lift home.
I thought that that was ace, until we got back to my digs, when they woke my landlord up whilst searching my room.
I guess they were looking for more stolen street signs. - nothing!
Good job they didn't look in my room at home! - dozens!
gettin2dizzy
11-10-07, 11:56 PM
i got cautioned by 2 coppers about half an hour ago on the m4 if that counts...
flashing my tits at marines on main gate.
I might have seen your tits then....nice
I am *so* not getting involved in this thread.
Go on, spill the beans me old mucker. I'm dying to find out.
phil24_7
12-10-07, 12:19 AM
Arrested more times than I care to mention, mainly for my little man syndrome and once for drink driving myself to the hospital in an emergency though somehow, so far, I've managed to go unpunished.
Dunno for how long though!! :-)
MiniMatt
12-10-07, 07:36 AM
Can't remember if I've mentioned this before, it's my best "tell the grandkids" story. Didn't get arrested though.
Many years ago, my best mate was going through a rather messy divorce and was sleeping on my sofa. By messy, I mean his soon-to-be-ex put out a hit on him. By "put out a hit on him" I suspect it went something along the lines of "I wish that fecker was dead", someone overhearing and saying "I could arrange that", and soon-to-be-ex stupidly saying "erm, ok". Anyway, the hired assasins got greedy and approached their victim saying "yer missus has offered us X to bump you off, pay us double and we'll call it off". So my mate went to the cops. Who, to their credit organised a massive sting operation, for one day, all the tramps in Leicester train station were actually undercover police :D
Anyway, as the case against them progresses, one of the scrotes trys to blag his way out by saying my best mate had been running off Visa cards on his computer. This was in the day when printers were either daisy wheel or dot matrix, not exactly up to producing perfect Visa card clones. So, the CID, with a duty to investigate, went and seized my mate's computer, his mum's computer, and as he was sleeping on my sofa at the time, my computer too.
Took six bloomin' months to get that back :(
Kate Moss
12-10-07, 07:59 AM
Arrested more times than I care to mention, mainly for my little man syndrome and once for drink driving myself to the hospital in an emergency though somehow, so far, I've managed to go unpunished.
Dunno for how long though!! :-)
:smt008
Nope.
Drunken student pranks have got me a telling off & details checked by the rozzers though.
Can't remember if I've mentioned this before, it's my best "tell the grandkids" story. Didn't get arrested though.
Many years ago, my best mate was going through a rather messy divorce and was sleeping on my sofa. By messy, I mean his soon-to-be-ex put out a hit on him. By "put out a hit on him" I suspect it went something along the lines of "I wish that fecker was dead", someone overhearing and saying "I could arrange that", and soon-to-be-ex stupidly saying "erm, ok". Anyway, the hired assasins got greedy and approached their victim saying "yer missus has offered us X to bump you off, pay us double and we'll call it off". So my mate went to the cops. Who, to their credit organised a massive sting operation, for one day, all the tramps in Leicester train station were actually undercover police :D
Anyway, as the case against them progresses, one of the scrotes trys to blag his way out by saying my best mate had been running off Visa cards on his computer. This was in the day when printers were either daisy wheel or dot matrix, not exactly up to producing perfect Visa card clones. So, the CID, with a duty to investigate, went and seized my mate's computer, his mum's computer, and as he was sleeping on my sofa at the time, my computer too.
Took six bloomin' months to get that back :(
Nice story. What was the outcome with your mate and the crooks?
Fizzy Fish
12-10-07, 08:27 AM
my Dad (Chief Superintendant in the Met at the time)
OMG - you're one of THEM!! :shock:
me i've never beer arrested - cover my tracks well ;)
but a few years ago my mum called me up in a right state one morning - the Police had showed up first thing and carted my ickle 16 yr old brother away, along with all the PCs in the house. The charge? Computer hacking, tho he was let off in the end as he hadn't actually been causing any harm - as it turned out he was trying to help someone by pointing out some issues re their security, etc
PMSL laughing though - my brother wouldn't hurt a fly, yet they thought he was some criminal mastermind and sent 2 cop cars incl special branch officers from Scotland Yard!
Fizzy Fish
12-10-07, 08:29 AM
i got cautioned by 2 coppers about half an hour ago on the m4 if that counts...
uh-oh! speeding?
Never been nicked in my life, surprisingly.
Have spent lots of time protesting stuff in my youth tho. I always liked to get chatting to the riot police coz it seemed to confuse them that I wasn't just an anarchist thug. I've actually had a riot cop apologise to me as he shoved me along on his shield...
Stood in front of a line of police vans at one of the MayDay protests with them nudging me forwards sirens blaring and stuff, and I've dodged riot batons a couple of times...
But never actually nicked.
My brother was once. Shop lifting. he was too embarrassed to buy some spot cream from the cute girl in Superdrug, so he nicked it and got dragged back in by his collar by the store detective, slightly more embarrassingly!
TheDangerousQuietOne
12-10-07, 04:38 PM
I've never been nicked though that's just cus I run quick! Tend to escape by the skin of my teeth, one night in town me and a group of mates committed 3 *arrestable offences*, turned around and 2 cops walked round the corner! They could tell we'd done it but no proof so just walked off!
Did get a right bollocking from a police sergeant when I was eleven cus a mate managed to persuade me to make a hoax 999 call...not proud of that :(
Jools'SV Now
12-10-07, 05:38 PM
not yet, but if the bint from down the road blocks my driveway one more time, then it's quite possible.:smt013
philipMac
12-10-07, 07:25 PM
I was pulled up in front of the The Hague for "Crimes against humanity" and "Genocide" (the drama of these UN people), but I had an absolute blinder of a brief, and a number of witnesses and a Judge, met with extremely unfortunate, or should I say funfortunate, accidents. (It involved a roller coaster, and a number of clowns, got a shocking write up in The Guardian too).
Got a couple of million dollar (pfft, US Dollar, puhleese) slap on the wrist. No biggie.
Suffices to say I will most definitely keep sending a certain Rupert Murdoch Christmas cards. ;)
Sigh...
Simpler times... good times.
Yes thank you.
Arrested and charged for Arson. Whilst waiting to go to court, a mate of mine told me that when I get to court and asked if I have anything to say for myself, to say that I wanted to join the army. For those that don't know (as I didn't at the time) you can not join the armed forces if you have been convicted of arson.
I went to court and told exactly that. The charge was lowered to criminal damage so long as I enlisted AND passed basic training. Bugger.
12 Years later I left the army.
I was also arrested this year. After a heavy drinking session in Reading, I thought it would be a good idea to use the M4 to get home to Newbury. I made it from Junction 11 to the services about half way between junction 11 and 12 when the police pulled up. They told me I couldn't use the motorway to get home and put me in the back of the car. I assumed they were taking me to Newbury nick which was fine with me, at least I wouldn't have to walk the rest of the way. I had at about another 15 miles to go. They turned off the motorway, went all the way round the roundabout and headed back down the motorway toward Reading. It was then that I decided to show my displeasure and demanded to know why they were not taking me to Newbury Police Station. They told me they were from Reading so that is where they were taking me. Bugger. I let them know how displeased I found all this.
They then decided to let me know how displeased they were with my language. I was locked up for the rest of the night, missed work the next day, and had to explain why I couldn't make it in to work or let them know. Bugger.
On the plus side, I was given a nice cup of tea before being released and told not be a stupid ****** ***** ***** next time and get a ******ing taxi. No charges. Whoohoo.
A couple of facts. The arson was never arson. I was 17 and sciving from my YTS scheme job. (anyone remember them? Slave labour) I was burning my cigarette packet after smoking my last cigarette on the steps of the local welfare centre. The welfare centre was a temporary terrapin hut on stilts. As I was burning the packet my friend turned up and we got chatting. I totally forgot about the burning cigarette packet. As the packet burnt it got lighter, the wind then blew the burning packet off the concrete steps and under the terrapin hut. This used to be the local no gooders hang out. Consequently there was plenty of greasy, fatty chip paper under there from where we used to eat our chips and throw the paper under the hut. Needless to say this was very good fuel for my burning cigarette packet. It went up in flames in a matter of a few seconds.
I did the wrong thing and scarpered. My mate didn't and tried to put it out. Some one called the police and next thing I knew I was arrested at home and carted off to the police station. The arson charge stuck until I told them my fake story.
2nd Fact. Even though I was drunk and tried to use the M4 as my personal footpath to get home, I did know I could not trust myself to walk in a straight line so kept on the grass side of the barriers all the way.
philipMac
12-10-07, 08:00 PM
In my defense... I had no idea those missiles had nerve gas in them.
I thought the sales guy said "they made him 'Nervous'".
I was also very, very drunk at the time.
squirrel_hunter
12-10-07, 10:46 PM
Nope, but I've knicked a few in my time.
I've also appeared in a Police line up while I was at school. And my best one was blagging a lift for me and my date to the cinema. The faces on those kids as we were let out of the squad car, said thanks, then walked up to the ticket booth was priceless.
But frankly for some of the sh!t I've pulled I should have been arrested. Its only a matter of time...
busasean
13-10-07, 07:24 AM
been arressted in france. working in the construction of Eurodisney and ran out of fuel in a mates range rover on the motorway. decided to walk back, and got stopped by french plod who offered me a lift, and then nicked me as i had no i.d. either. brother had to come and get me out the following day!
got arrested and carted off in germany for 160mph in a 60 limit. brother had to come and get me then as well.......
MiniMatt
13-10-07, 08:37 AM
Nice story. What was the outcome with your mate and the crooks?
My mate (and everyone who's computers were siezed) had no charges (it was blatantly complete rubbish, the police were just doing their job in investigating it). The crooks got various sentences around the 2 year mark (seemed a bit light at the time), the ex-missus got off very lightly with a suspended sentence (again about 2 years if I remember right).
on yer bike
13-10-07, 01:52 PM
Was cautioned for breach of the peace a month ago after my motorcycle accident, I had reason to be swearing my head off at them. They were twisting my leg back round into place whilst also streching my broken femur on a splint after giving me only 10mg of morphine at the scene of the accident. He was just joking about to help calm me down though.
I was told the day after that my dad had been arrested (for about an hour) by the same police officer 2 hours later, he wont mind me telling you this. He drove through the scene of the accident, before he'd even heard about it, saw my bike and went into shock whilst still driving. My sister had to stop the car by pulling the handbrake.
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