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Dicky Ticker 16-04-09 03:32 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
Do like the dog does:)

timwilky 16-04-09 03:33 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
What, crap on my lawn?

Speedy Claire 16-04-09 03:34 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
I thought the normal way to wipe your bum was to do it whilst sat on the loo? failing that I suggest that you leave the lower half of your body unclothed and whilst going downstairs on your bum grind your bum into the carpet thus by the time you get downstairs your bum will be nice and clean :D

jimmy__riddle 16-04-09 03:42 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
fill the toilet bowl with hungry fish and lower youself in?

Razor 16-04-09 03:59 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jamesrichardson (Post 1869650)
fill the toilet bowl with hungry fish and lower youself in?
a pair of piranhas are only £80-

missyburd 16-04-09 05:07 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1869633)
I thought the normal way to wipe your bum was to do it whilst sat on the loo? failing that I suggest that you leave the lower half of your body unclothed and whilst going downstairs on your bum grind your bum into the carpet thus by the time you get downstairs your bum will be nice and clean :D
I was under that impression too but that suggestion just made me go ewwwwwwwwwww :-P

Get a bidet Tim

husky03 16-04-09 05:14 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
try this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pARH-jsRt3U

Bluepete 16-04-09 06:26 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
You have a dog right?

Does it like peanut butter?

It it easy to train a dog to lick things tasting of peanut butter?

Pete ;)

timwilky 16-04-09 06:30 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
you is very nasty. That is the attitude I associate with Royal Marines and lesser military types

Mrs Blue Pete 16-04-09 07:13 PM
Re: coping with crutches
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BluePete (Post 1869994)
You have a dog right?

Does it like peanut butter?

It it easy to train a dog to lick things tasting of peanut butter?

Pete ;)

OMG Tim I am so sorry. He has such a potty brain. :oops:


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