coping with crutches

[timwilky]

ok, is because I is fat but anything more than 10 yards starts to get hard work.

Getting up stairs on my knees, going down on my ****.

Having a bath with leg hanging out. all this I can cope with.

But, how the heck do I wipe my **** trying to lift myself off the bog on a pair of crutches and wipe at same time?

you don't mate-you hang your rump over the side of the bath and scoosh it with the shower.

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by timwilky

ok, is because I is fat but anything more than 10 yards starts to get hard work.

Getting up stairs on my knees, going down on my ****.

Having a bath with leg hanging out. all this I can cope with.

But, how the heck do I wipe my **** trying to lift myself off the bog on a pair of crutches and wipe at same time?

do it whilst sat

Or hold it in...

Can't be easy fella, hopefully it won't last too long

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by carty

Or hold it in...

but then he'll explode leaving a bit of a mess

Originally Posted by timwilky

ok, is because I is fat but anything more than 10 yards starts to get hard work.

Getting up stairs on my knees, going down on my ****.

Having a bath with leg hanging out. all this I can cope with.

But, how the heck do I wipe my **** trying to lift myself off the bog on a pair of crutches and wipe at same time?

I'm guessing your still sat on the bog now and posting from a laptop.

I'd say let it dry

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

but then he'll explode leaving a bit of a mess

someone else'll have to clean it though

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by plowsie

I'd say let it dry

ewwww Klingon

lift your @rse cheek up on one side and wipe - then get up onto crutches - job done

*wonders who's going to be the sick pup that posts the 'This thread is useless without pictures' pics*