coping with crutches
 

ok, is because I is fat but anything more than 10 yards starts to get hard work.

Getting up stairs on my knees, going down on my ****.

Having a bath with leg hanging out. all this I can cope with.

But, how the heck do I wipe my **** trying to lift myself off the bog on a pair of crutches and wipe at same time?

Re: coping with crutches
 

you don't mate-you hang your rump over the side of the bath and scoosh it with the shower.

Re: coping with crutches
 

do it whilst sat ;)

Re: coping with crutches
 

Or hold it in...

Can't be easy fella, hopefully it won't last too long

Re: coping with crutches
 

but then he'll explode leaving a bit of a mess:rolleyes:

Re: coping with crutches
 

I'm guessing your still sat on the bog now and posting from a laptop.

I'd say let it dry :smt031

Re: coping with crutches
 

someone else'll have to clean it though :razz:

Re: coping with crutches
 

ewwww Klingon:smt095

Re: coping with crutches
 

lift your @rse cheek up on one side and wipe - then get up onto crutches - job done :cool:

Re: coping with crutches
 

*wonders who's going to be the sick pup that posts the 'This thread is useless without pictures' pics*





:smt003