coping with crutches
 

ok, is because I is fat but anything more than 10 yards starts to get hard work.

Getting up stairs on my knees, going down on my ****.

Having a bath with leg hanging out. all this I can cope with.

But, how the heck do I wipe my **** trying to lift myself off the bog on a pair of crutches and wipe at same time?

Re: coping with crutches
 

you don't mate-you hang your rump over the side of the bath and scoosh it with the shower.

Re: coping with crutches
 

do it whilst sat ;)

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Or hold it in...

Can't be easy fella, hopefully it won't last too long

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but then he'll explode leaving a bit of a mess:rolleyes:

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I'm guessing your still sat on the bog now and posting from a laptop.

I'd say let it dry :smt031

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someone else'll have to clean it though :razz:

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ewwww Klingon:smt095

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lift your @rse cheek up on one side and wipe - then get up onto crutches - job done :cool:

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*wonders who's going to be the sick pup that posts the 'This thread is useless without pictures' pics*





:smt003

Re: coping with crutches
 

Do like the dog does:)

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What, crap on my lawn?

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I thought the normal way to wipe your bum was to do it whilst sat on the loo? failing that I suggest that you leave the lower half of your body unclothed and whilst going downstairs on your bum grind your bum into the carpet thus by the time you get downstairs your bum will be nice and clean :D

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fill the toilet bowl with hungry fish and lower youself in?

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a pair of piranhas are only £80-

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I was under that impression too but that suggestion just made me go ewwwwwwwwwww :-P

Get a bidet Tim

Re: coping with crutches
 

try this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pARH-jsRt3U

Re: coping with crutches
 

You have a dog right?

Does it like peanut butter?

It it easy to train a dog to lick things tasting of peanut butter?

Pete ;)

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you is very nasty. That is the attitude I associate with Royal Marines and lesser military types

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OMG Tim I am so sorry. He has such a potty brain. :oops:

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My dog won't lick peanut butter, but she goes mad for liver pate!

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Damm just fallen when a crutch slipped on the bathroom tiled floor. Broken leg hurts like hell as it hit the deck hard on the way down.

The crutches are fitted with different rubber tips, one is grey soft and deforms against the surface in use, the other thatr slipped is a hard black tip.

I guess somebody has changed a tip somewhere and fecked up

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Dont know if humping someones leg will him too much :D

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No, no, no pics :smt088

Same situation as you right now. Artylady's got the trick.

Re: falling; take your time until you've got the hang of it. I'm sweet with the crutches - I had a #leg at 18. They (crutches) are like riding a bicycle- except slower :-dd

Good luck with your recovery.

BTW Current hardware
http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...l09sony105.jpg