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MisterTommyH 14-09-12 10:33 PM
Help!
 
I am on a train.

I am very drunk.

I do not know thepeople around me.

I need a wee.

I am headin In the direction of hOme.

I need to get hOme.

Should I try and hold it and wee when I get Off the train; or

Should I try to find a toilet on the train ?

svrich 14-09-12 10:35 PM
Re: Help!
 
Go on the train. You'd have to tell us if you wet yourself if you tried holding it :)

widepants 14-09-12 10:37 PM
Re: Help!
 
dont you have an empty larger can ?

MisterTommyH 14-09-12 10:44 PM
Re: Help!
 
I've been drinking in birminghams finest bars! No lager cans here. Although the previous occupant seems to have left a boost bootleg and a vodka bottle.... But there are 'ladies' present.

svrich 14-09-12 10:49 PM
Re: Help!
 
Ladies... Birmingham..... nah, you must drunk!

The Idle Biker 14-09-12 10:51 PM
Re: Help!
 
Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.

Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx

Bibio 14-09-12 10:52 PM
Re: Help!
 
stand up and ask who would like a golden shower.. you never know :-)

monkey 15-09-12 01:24 AM
Re: Help!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by widepants (Post 2771857)
dont you have an empty larger can ?
Larger than what? ;)

Specialone 15-09-12 06:31 AM
Re: Help!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Idle Biker (Post 2771867)
Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.

Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx
That type of talk will get you a kick in the pants and a ban off your favourite forum young man :smt018

-Ralph- 15-09-12 07:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Idle Biker (Post 2771867)
Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.

Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx
Very concerned for Tommy's welfare there AND plying him with kisses at the end of the post?!?!?

Is there something the rest of us need to know?


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