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I am on a train.
I am very drunk. I do not know thepeople around me. I need a wee. I am headin In the direction of hOme. I need to get hOme. Should I try and hold it and wee when I get Off the train; or Should I try to find a toilet on the train ? |
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Go on the train. You'd have to tell us if you wet yourself if you tried holding it :)
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dont you have an empty larger can ?
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I've been drinking in birminghams finest bars! No lager cans here. Although the previous occupant seems to have left a boost bootleg and a vodka bottle.... But there are 'ladies' present.
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Ladies... Birmingham..... nah, you must drunk!
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Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.
Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx |
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stand up and ask who would like a golden shower.. you never know :-)
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