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MisterTommyH · 14-09-12, 10:33 PM

I am on a train.

I am very drunk.

I do not know thepeople around me.

I need a wee.

I am headin In the direction of hOme.

I need to get hOme.

Should I try and hold it and wee when I get Off the train; or

Should I try to find a toilet on the train ?

14-09-12, 10:35 PM

Go on the train. You'd have to tell us if you wet yourself if you tried holding it

widepants · 14-09-12, 10:37 PM

dont you have an empty larger can ?

MisterTommyH · 14-09-12, 10:44 PM

I've been drinking in birminghams finest bars! No lager cans here. Although the previous occupant seems to have left a boost bootleg and a vodka bottle.... But there are 'ladies' present.

14-09-12, 10:49 PM

Ladies... Birmingham..... nah, you must drunk!

14-09-12, 10:51 PM

Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.

Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx

Bibio · 14-09-12, 10:52 PM

stand up and ask who would like a golden shower.. you never know

15-09-12, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widepants

dont you have an empty larger can ?

Larger than what?

15-09-12, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Idle Biker

Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.

Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx

That type of talk will get you a kick in the pants and a ban off your favourite forum young man

15-09-12, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Idle Biker

Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont.

Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx

Very concerned for Tommy's welfare there AND plying him with kisses at the end of the post?!?!?

Is there something the rest of us need to know?

14-09-12, 10:33 PM	#1
MisterTommyH Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: West Mids Posts: 854	Help! I am on a train. I am very drunk. I do not know thepeople around me. I need a wee. I am headin In the direction of hOme. I need to get hOme. Should I try and hold it and wee when I get Off the train; or Should I try to find a toilet on the train ?

14-09-12, 10:35 PM	#2
svrich Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Help! Go on the train. You'd have to tell us if you wet yourself if you tried holding it

14-09-12, 10:37 PM	#3
widepants Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: somerset Posts: 480	Re: Help! dont you have an empty larger can ? __________________ http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=17 lol

14-09-12, 10:44 PM	#4
MisterTommyH Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: West Mids Posts: 854	Re: Help! I've been drinking in birminghams finest bars! No lager cans here. Although the previous occupant seems to have left a boost bootleg and a vodka bottle.... But there are 'ladies' present.

14-09-12, 10:49 PM	#5
svrich Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Help! Ladies... Birmingham..... nah, you must drunk!

14-09-12, 10:51 PM	#6
The Idle Biker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Help! Wee in the bottle. They will understand. Men can wee in bottles more accurately than girls. You might get some admiring glances.......or maybe you wont. Don't sit down, don't even consider a short nap, don't have a fight, don't look anyone in the eye (I suspect you can't). Don't shout Birmingham FC are sh!te even if we all know they are. Just get home safe without wee wee in yer pants. xx

14-09-12, 10:52 PM	#7
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: Help! stand up and ask who would like a golden shower.. you never know