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Originally Posted by grh1904
Can we introduce a SPACE tax. All those people who occupy too much space (i.e. fat and therefore due to their pie monster status likely to be a burden on our newly formed health service), must pay at least twice as much as anyone else.
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Not sure about taxing these people, but.....
I would support a bye-law in the newly formed state that says no pie/sweet shop should exist without a turnstile-type entrance/exit.
According to
whatfatpeopledontlike.com (no, really):
"Many fat people have had nightmares about going to a fair or sporting event where turnstiles are used. Being lodged between a metal gate and a metal bar is as frighting as low fat mayonnaise"
it goes on:
"Their non-fat friends bust through the turnstile like it is merely a turnstile, while distended cows find themselves bending, shaping, and moving their lard bags in ways never seen before"
I believe in conscious decision making.