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Old 17-01-08, 08:55 PM   #1
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)


(its a real treat)



(a masterpiece)


(wait for it)





The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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Old 17-01-08, 08:59 PM   #2
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Old 18-01-08, 03:23 AM   #3
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Freak!
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Old 18-01-08, 05:18 PM   #4
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Freak!
Are you referring to the cheesy comments at the end? Cos I didn't write that, I just copied it
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Old 18-01-08, 05:41 PM   #5
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hehe! good one!
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Old 18-01-08, 07:24 PM   #6
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Nope, just you, but don't worry, I've rarely got anything constructive to say!
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Old 18-01-08, 08:00 PM   #7
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not seen the joke thread then
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Old 18-01-08, 08:12 PM   #8
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Yeh all it has in there is your name
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Old 18-01-08, 08:14 PM   #9
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Yeh all it has in there is your name
your right...........



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