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Old 26-01-09, 12:29 PM   #1
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Default Most outrageous fib!

The only rule is that all fibs must be a possibility, no matter how remote.

eg. I was once squashed by a road roller and was re-inflated by the paramedics with an air line - NOT ALLOWED

When I was young I had a food intolerance to everything but brussel sprouts, which were the only food I could eat until I was 14 - ALLOWED

Not very good examples I know, but I think you'll get the gist!

The more extreme the better.

Keep it reasonably clean people!!
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Old 26-01-09, 12:39 PM   #2
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The only rule is that all fibs must be a possibility, no matter how remote.

eg. I was once squashed by a road roller and was re-inflated by the paramedics with an air line - NOT ALLOWED

When I was young I had a food intolerance to everything but brussel sprouts, which were the only food I could eat until I was 14 - ALLOWED

Not very good examples I know, but I think you'll get the gist!

The more extreme the better.

Keep it reasonably clean people!!
I wrote this first post by hacking into your account. Carry on!
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Old 26-01-09, 12:40 PM   #3
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Default Re: Most outrageous fib!

I used to be a biking god, however having broken 90% of the bones in my body when I hit the deck doing an unofficial land 2 wheel speed attempt, I now no longer show off just how fast I can ride and am content to know in my mind just how much faster than you I really am.
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Old 26-01-09, 12:42 PM   #4
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I wrote this first post by hacking into your account. Carry on!
Yes but, I hypnotised you yesterday and made you do it!
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Old 26-01-09, 12:42 PM   #5
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I wrote this first post by hacking into your account. Carry on!
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
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Old 26-01-09, 12:43 PM   #6
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i'll be on the next rideout/IB meet...
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Old 26-01-09, 12:44 PM   #7
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I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
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Old 26-01-09, 12:48 PM   #8
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i'll be on the next rideout/IB meet...
Okay, lock the thread, Keith wins.
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Old 26-01-09, 12:48 PM   #9
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Old 26-01-09, 12:49 PM   #10
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I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal
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