Things that make you chuckle..

Little day to day things like the following..

My boss..

Always looking around the office for his calculator, I point out his computer has one... nope thats clearly not good enough as he gets out his I phone and is now sat there tapping at it mindlessly..

This happens every week at least twice..

Add yours for a smirk..

Being in the Cornish pastie shop the other weekend, bloke in front asked for a sausage roll, to which the lass behind the counter said " There's none ready at the moment, they're in the oven"
"How long will they be?" asked the bloke...
Too which i piped up "oh about 6 inches" and proceeded to giggle like a retard.
Bemused looks from all around, i was still chuckling 20 minutes later, you had to be their, sheer comedy genius....well i thought it was anyway!

MarcoGF winning an all day breakfast in the pub meat raffle we hadnt even entered on the last EAR rideout then standing in the car park holding a 12" tray wondering where the feck he was supposed to put it on his bike.
Made me pmsl laughing then and the thought of it sill does now.

I guess you had to be there...

Originally Posted by cuffy

Being in the Cornish pastie shop the other weekend, bloke in front asked for a sausage roll, to which the lass behind the counter said " There's none ready at the moment, they're in the oven"
"How long will they be?" asked the bloke...
Too which i piped up "oh about 6 inches" and proceeded to giggle like a retard.
Bemused looks from all around, i was still chuckling 20 minutes later, you had to be their, sheer comedy genius....well i thought it was anyway!

That made me lol

The water was off at my mums work yesterday so she phoned me at home to see if ours was on.

Me: hello?
Mum: Hi, can you do us a favour and check if the waters running?
Me: how do i check that?

long pause

Mum: (sarcasticly) errr turn the tap on...
Me: oh

[dizzyblonde]

Smudge last night talking of his off on Sunday, describing his embarrassment as the ambulance lady took off his trooosers, and realising he was 'going commando'

Got a text off him after we'd gone thanking us for the card we gave him, rather apt fmessage for the occasion

'get well soon, hope you have colour in your cheeks soon'

My boss ready to give a supplier hell on the phone... worked himself up to a froth... dials and says hello can i speak to the service manager... blah blah from the other side which i cant hear.. next thing he says..

hello Hugh...

and i say quite loudly

no, its me




he put the phone done cos he couldnt speak for laughing..

personally i think hugh should thank me cos he got out of a bollocking