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Feel the need to move things.
The wife has decided to swap round living/dining areas. So feed to STB has to be repositioned. This means I have to crawl through the sub floor dragging cable. A horrid nasty job. She, Oh I thought it was a simple job to move the wire. In the past I had a splitter in line to feed multiple boxes. But when we went with the telewest service the splitter losses were too much and I need to connect directly. In the past she has moved the bedroom around whilst I have been on the lash. Considerate me comes in strips in the dark and jumps into bed. Ouch bed on the other side of the room as I crack my head on a chair and my back hits the floor at 9.81m/s2
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She regularly bundles stuff into bags or whatever and stuffs them away somewhere. She still doesn't know where she 'put away' our paper shredder and I kinda need about now...
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I suppose worst was when daughter no 1 moved my bike keys the day before she went on holiday.
3 weeks before I could play out. She had put them in a mug in a kitchen cupboard as she didn't think it safe for me to have left them on the worktop
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Because we can...I have to admit, my mother is the worlds worst for it! She's always at it!
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Maybe Lyn's broody Tim and she's sorting out the nest... congrats buddy!
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Hahahaha. I know this pain. Not quite the same as rearranging, but my mrs is obsessed with tidying just before friends come round. In fact, we just had a mini argument now because I didn't wash up a few plates which are by the sink, which of course would DESTROY her credibility with her friends and cause her EXTERNAL embarrassment. I know that whenever I go round people's houses, if I see a few dirty plates I will definitely shun them, call them gutter trash, and burn their house down before I leave.
Anyway, I digress. She goes on a mad tidying rampage, and by tidying I mean picking up all my items and putting them in random cupboards and draws, and basically stuffing them anywhere she can so at least the place looks tidy. I then have great fun wasting hours of my day trying to find things that have mysteriously vanished from the place I last put them. I'm thinking about some sort of cheap GPS system for everything I own. Any ideas?
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Because you men are lazy bast's and don't clean up!
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yeah just for the record, ramming all the clutter into cupboards and draws isn't tidying. It's plain stupid and lacking in logic
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![]() Luckily I managed to stop myself from trying to understand why. I simply accepted it, in the same way you accept a dog will chase it's tail, and fly will try and translocate through a window.
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