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Old 22-07-06, 05:13 PM   #1
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Default Horse droppings

Don't the riders have to clean up after the horse empties its guts on the road?

Surely there must be a law against it!
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Old 22-07-06, 05:17 PM   #2
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no they dont neither do they pay road tax but use them all the same.
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Old 22-07-06, 05:40 PM   #3
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On the contrary,by leaving said debris on the road a major contribution is made to all rose growing enthusiats who pop along with shovel and bucket before too long.
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Old 22-07-06, 05:46 PM   #4
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On the contrary,by leaving said debris on the road a major contribution is made to all rose growing enthusiats who pop along with shovel and bucket before too long.
Thats horse ****!
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Old 22-07-06, 05:48 PM   #5
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Man-ure not wrong! :P
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Old 22-07-06, 06:08 PM   #6
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What the ****
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Old 22-07-06, 06:49 PM   #7
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On the contrary,by leaving said debris on the road a major contribution is made to all rose growing enthusiats who pop along with shovel and bucket before too long.
I wish they'd be a bit quicker about it, i nearly had a horse poo related off a few months ago. (And I got **** all over my bike )
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Old 22-07-06, 06:53 PM   #8
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Is this the "down in the dumps" thread?
Or a variation on the "bull****" thread?
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Old 22-07-06, 07:58 PM   #9
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There was talk of making horses wear nappies not too long ago, but that idea was scrapped because it was too much of an invonvenience for the rider. But its all good that we are left to slide all over it. There's concern for you!

How come dog **** has to be cleaned up, whereas horse crap, being about 10-20x the size is left?

I know its fertiliser, but you're not gonna grow many flowers on tarmac.
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Old 22-07-06, 08:27 PM   #10
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If you had panniers, took the lids off and used them for a nice floral display, the horse poop would come in very handy - nice talking point too
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