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Old 19-10-08, 11:00 PM   #1
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Fascinating biology facts;

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs
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Old 19-10-08, 11:08 PM   #2
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Fascinating biology facts;
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Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs
Oh sh!t. Caught red-thumbed
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Old 19-10-08, 11:12 PM   #3
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The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

No chance. That would make me have a massive imaginary penis.

Funny, I don't remember my ex having thumbs that short...
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Old 19-10-08, 11:19 PM   #4
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No chance. That would make me have a massive imaginary penis.

Funny, I don't remember my ex having thumbs that short...
This short?



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Old 19-10-08, 11:56 PM   #5
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Just measured my thumb and its 3inch long....































......Guss that one aint true then!
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Old 20-10-08, 02:01 AM   #6
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Just measured my thumb and its 3inch long....
......Guss that one aint true then!



Let's see....
My thumb measures right at 3 & 1/4" so.......




Maybe it's just you!
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Old 20-10-08, 02:52 AM   #7
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Let's see....
My thumb measures right at 3 & 1/4" so.......
Maybe it's just you!
Why is it always me who knows the freaks or has to answer the dirty questions?

I knew a guy who was frankly enormous. He was the last guy I tried to have a relationship with and after that I understood jokes about baby's arms. What finally made me call it a day was when he told me that he worried that he was not big enough for me.

I met a group of early twenties, Transsexual men at London Pride last summer and they were so cute I could almost have turned straight. The amusing thing was how they talked about their packers, the things they use to pad out their shorts until they are able to have penile constructive surgery. Some of those things would humble a blue whale!

Seriously guys, most of you have nothing to worry about and there is such a thing as too big.

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Old 20-10-08, 03:24 AM   #8
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Why is it always me who knows the freaks or has to answer the dirty questions?



Sorry love.....but...I wasn't kidding....
Or looking for the answer you feel you had to give...


And although I have heard the "too big thing" a time or two... I don't think that makes me a freak.

Lighten up will ya....
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Old 20-10-08, 09:24 AM   #9
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Seriously guys, most of you have nothing to worry about and there is such a thing as too big.
Just need to know how to use it
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Old 20-10-08, 09:28 AM   #10
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Just need to know how to use it
+ 1!!

You do realise the next time I'm in the pub I'm gonna be eyeing up all my mates thumbs!!
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